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Nima Garos

what? never seen a guy with 3 legs before? stop staring.

About Me

Let me start by saying that i just lost more money on online poker than most people make in two months. Not saying that im a millionaire but i save pretty well. Kind of a waste when you click it away on party poker.com. After losing a ridiculous amount on the website last month they sent me a party poker cap. WTF. When i got the hat it reminded me of the site. Good marketing scheme. I work in an industry where everyone thinks they are someone. Everyones a promoter/Baller/club owner/fashion designer/super model. Everyone these day think they are a rock star. Sounds like i took too many shots of haterade today. Im actually not a hater. I just get annoyed with stupidity. People get me annoyed quicker than my first bottle of vodka disappears on my table. I love to meet people that i can stand and actually enjoy the company of more than a week. Especially women/girls/toddlers. If your over 13 and female, im me and well talk about gym class. Anyway, my message is to everyone, stop being stupid. Common sense is very scarce these days. Its all about ordering your bride on russianmailorder.com. Theres only one thing I hate more than Ugz, juicy suites, and Avalon is one thing. A girl that pounds on cheap makeup from duane reade with a forklift. Its amazing how some people look in the morning with out MAC to be your representative. Dont think youre hot until you take the morning test. Another one of my favs is when people talk about money they dont even have. Its all about people that have money and dont mind eating a cup o noodles once in a while. Its really good with peanut sauce by the way. Im also the condiment king and have a fridge full of every condiment imaginable but no food to put it on. I love on menupages.com. It should be nimapages. I should buy some stock into that. My IM is [email protected]. Oh yea. I do parties so maybe i can interest some one in a grey goose red bull with a roofie. Anyone?????? Anyone who didnt get that was a joke, click back and get off my page. If you have a page with a million pics and really annoying background color. Please change it asap. It hurts my head. Dont think its cool. ............ ............................

My Interests

To hold your hand and skip. Getting Chinese balls from a smoker.

I'd like to meet:

Me with a wig. A girl that doesnt wear makeup. Chris rock was talking about how when u first meet a guy, you dont really meet him. You meet his representative. Same things goes for girls. Its all about bringing makeup remover in your pocket and when shes not looking scrub some off real quick. I got mine in my inside pocket. Be-ware ladies. I also would love to meet the following: Natalie Portman, The role she played in closer. No other natalie portman role. Just her as a stripper in Closer. Besides her. Id like to meet shady people, liars, people that cant dress, people full of drama. Girls with really bad skin. people that talk about their money that arent even rich. I love it. i can go on forever. 1 for the nimster.Actually i would love to meet a girl that could work the pole like this sluskie ..

My Friend Space
I have 606 friends.

Toze

Noel

Kieth

Michelle Duder

Rezer

666

Jacqueline

Ashley

Ian

Miras in clifton

Fatty

Amanda skater

Ricky

bilgehan

laetitia v.

Tara? i think

Danny Slater

Gooles

XtotheZ

Jane Ivana

Shelby dummy

Priscilla raver

King of ny

Lilly

Persian Tom

Music:

some thing were i can do my shoulder shrug dance then clap my hand and point at people. My signature dance. no joke...

Movies:

Run Lola Run, Manikin. Legend, Closer, 40yo Virgin(aka me), Wedding crashers, Sandlot, Class Act,The Ring, House party, Blow, Debbie Does Dallas, Legend (the movie with tom cruise and the unicorn), Three Amigos( you have to love the talking bush), First nightmare on Elm Streets ( i used to sleep behind my couch because of that ugly nig),weird science, derailed, stand by me, Alfie, Short circuit, seven, 12 monkeys, Unfaithful, Over the Top, lost boys,The Life of David Gale, being john malcovich, Falling down, Teen wolf, bufuallo 66, High tention, american beauty,Born in east la, Big, office space, Almost Famous, layer .

Television:

Entourage, Nip tuck, Cops, Simpsons, Any Spanish channel (Hot girls that you cant understand) = Perfection.

Books:

Ill book your next event. Any occasion. holler

Heroes:

Everyone says their mom and dad or brother. Its all about respecting someone for making something out of nothing. Coming from money and making money more money is simple. Coming from dirt and making nicey nice is some serious skill.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Nima Garos
Birthday: November 4th 1981
Birthplace: Tehran
Current Location: dead in the heart of little italy.
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 6
Right Handed or Left Handed: my forearm is bigger on the right
Your Heritage: Persian Persuation
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike air max 90 safaris
Your Weakness: a cute face. camo skirts. cheese
Your Fears: Not living up to what i think i could be
Your Perfect Pizza: barbeque chicken with hot sauce
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: save up 50000 by new years. Drink less
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: shut up batch
Thoughts First Waking Up: why did i have that last drink. Who are u next to me. jk
Your Best Physical Feature: black from the waist down.
Your Bedtime: 8pm.
Your Most Missed Memory: visiting LA
Pepsi or Coke: depends on the Day. coke is intense. pepsi is smooth
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king. Mcdonalds for fries.
Single or Group Dates: i mingle regardless
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton.neastea. fuck. they are both good
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: ocassionally
Do you Swear: read 4 lines up
Do you Sing: yea. im not bad. At least thats what my mom says
Do you Shower Daily: twice a day
Have you Been in Love: i think so. not positive. what is love?
Do you want to go to College: did
Do you want to get Married: Well see. Cant predict. But i would like to
Do you belive in yourself: I belive in myself the most.
Do you get Motion Sickness: never that. im a maniac
Do you think you are Attractive: beautiful.
Are you a Health Freak: depends if im tryiing to get in shape
Do you get along with your Parents: Now more then ever. Masy and javad
Do you like Thunderstorms: if im home with someone
Do you play an Instrument: i used to play drums when i was like 7
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: are you serious? is that a real question
In the past month have you Smoked: crack? no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: are u a pot head facker?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: elmidate. yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: jersey guidos. GSP
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no. but i want one with milk now
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: going in 5 minutes. Muarumi on Laguardia is so good
In the past month have you been on Stage: yea. im always on statge
In the past month have you been Dumped: never been dumped. Well see what happens
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: negative
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no. but ran a toll
Ever been Drunk: Take me drunk im home
Ever been called a Tease: once or twice
Ever been Beaten up: yea. 2 hospitals. never been dropped though
Ever Shoplifted: yea. bobs store. sneakers
How do you want to Die: lets not think about that
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: mr deeds
What country would you most like to Visit: Egypt
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Hazel
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: depends on the face
Height: no prefrence
Weight: anything over 500 is good
Best Clothing Style: style is key. something hot
Number of Drugs I have taken: na
Number of CDs I own: millions. i burn cds like its my job.
Number of Piercings: negative
Number of Tattoos: negative
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not moving out earlier
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My Blog

NEW YEARS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

check out NIMANYE.com for options. I will most likely be at Ciprianis or Retox. be my guest. 
Posted by Nima Garos on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 04:39:00 PST

its 5 am.......

Im getting over a two day fever from hell. Is it that hard to be not smoke a cigarette or have an once of vodka for 2 days?  I guess so so here i am with slippery fingers from vics vapor rub. Aft...
Posted by Nima Garos on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 02:04:00 PST

Amazing. Stole this from a crazy batch

EVERYTHING Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of good or bad luck. Illness, injury, love, lost moments of tr...
Posted by Nima Garos on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 11:13:00 PST

you know your a bottle whore when......

You know your a bottle whore when...... 1. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE MY PURSE IS. 2. I BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH MY ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING MY BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY TH...
Posted by Nima Garos on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 03:22:00 PST

CHECK THIS OUT

I know you have 1 minute 6 seconds to fill this joint out. blat blat blat 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you ki...
Posted by Nima Garos on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST