Usman

Some essential facts:
-My mom says I'm a good catch.
-When I go to Au bon Pain and fill out the order ticket, I put my name as "Mike" because I don't want to deal with the disappointment of the counterlady mispronouncing my real name :(
-I am a total Russophile. I love anything and everything Russian/Soviet... from the girls I date to my Soviet memorabilia collection to the Lenin-esque airtight glass chamber I sleep in.
-Tom Cruise and his whacky antics worry me, and I'm talking wake-up-in-the-middle-of-the-night-with-cold-sweat type of worrying*
-I've never been to a red state (ummm...Florida doesn't count...love Miami).
-I hate people that yawn and talk at the same time....trying to accomplish too much at once.
-I lose my ATM card at least 3 times a month....my bank thinks I'm pulling some sort of scam. (Update: I haven't lost my card since 8/7....keep your fingers crossed!)
-I love Tuesdays because Tuesday is Soylent Green Day!
-On Halloween, I like to dress up as the Leatherman from the Village People (check out my pics section) because there is something so humbling about wearing leather pants in a crowded bar.
*Disclosure: Tom Cruise's offices are in my building, so I am privy to some crazy Cruise moments.