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Eyas / H

If I weren't me, I'd wish I was...

About Me

My parents have, since birth, stressed the importance of reliability and responsibility, but I possess a restless intensity that defies relaxation. I have great ambitions, and it is difficult for me to be tolerant and understanding of those who desire less in life... or those who are more slow and methodical by nature. I am quick, analytical, clever, creative, and versatile. I am happiest in positions where I am free to express individually and creatively, and where opportunities are not restricted.

Some people think I'm conceited... oh well!I crip walk from point A to point B... Face masks, and exfoliating scrubs are routine for me. I'm addicted to lipgloss/enhancer, and fast food. I eat ---- my friends get fat... I am obsessive compulsive about grammar and spelling. I have an addictive personality, as well as impulse control issues... I'm devoted to the concept of an invaluable past; I like unsulphured apricots, sneezing, and black licorice; I double-layer my pillowcases; I don't play by the rules; and I'm not very good at using a bidet.
I don't know the definition of moderation, as anyone fortunate enough to know me can attest to. It took me 28 years to ALMOST learn self-discipline. I'm extremely indecisive. When making a decision, I'd flip a coin but I only carry hundreds. In typing that, I realized that's part of the problem.

ABOUT ME BOTTOM LINE: I'm the G.O.A.T...
ABOUT YOU: If you get nervous anytime you hear the word NARCAN, or if you're a disillusioned 12 stepper, we should definitely talk. I could write you an outstanding testimonial which you could feel free to use as a reference at a later time, e.g. for a job interview, although you likely wouldn't be too interested in working and stuff.

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My Interests

True Religion, Paul Smith, Salvage, Jetlag, Morphine Generation, Revolve Clothing, NYC, Soho, Lakers, KOBE, Duke, St. John's, Vintage, Petit Peton, Big Buckels, Asia de Cuba, The Shop, Lincoln Rd, Barton G, Snatch, LA, Fred Segal, H Men, The Mondrian, Vegas, SoBe, The Shore Club, Hoops, Boxing, Capoiera, B Boys, NY Mets, Football, Figure skating, writing haikus, yodelling, high diving, equestrian, and synchronized swimming.

Team Miami

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Julia and E
Danielle, Eyas, Usman aka Goose, and Lisa
Jess, Kelly, Lucy, E and Dan at PM

I'd like to meet:

Good positive people. No bad vibes or negative attitudes allowed...There is nothing noble about being superior to some other person. True nobility lies in being superior to your former self. Stop measuring yourself against others and run your own race. Do it at your pace, with your own goals. It doesn't matter what people say about you, it matters what you say to yourself. Every second that you spend thinking about someone else's dreams takes time away from your own.In other words, BE REAL! Followers and posers need not apply. Cool people are only cool because they're themselves. If you are trying, stop trying. Just be you...

People that have the capacity to both learn and teach. People that entertain complexities. People with purpose. People who are tender. People whose standards are uncompromising. People that say "Fuckoff". People whose deed and word coincide. People who are not bitter. People that ask penetrating questions. People that falter gallantly but still take risks. People that pick themselves up. People that pick others up, even when they are most down. People who recognize that the most important time to give of yourself is when you have the least to give. People who would much rather love others than themselves. People who love their mothers. People who feel pain within others, even strangers. People whose achievements are cool. People who don't give a fuck. People who always do.

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AND these bitches:

Music:



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Porno movie soundtracks, and repetetive elevator tunes at high volumes. Hip-Hop (preferably BIG, 2Pac, 50, and Em), House, R& B, and almost anything else, in that order.

Hot Jeans Becks

Movies:

Old School, Anchorman, Wedding Crashers, Zoolander, Fight Club, Braveheart, Blow, Good Will Hunting, American Psycho, Scarface, Talladega Nights, The Usual Suspects, Traffic, Wall Street, Carlito's Way, A Clockwork Orange, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, and MY private collection of movies starring myself... as myself.

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Television:

Entourage, 24, nip / tuck, Prison Break, LAKERS, Sportscenter...

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Books:

I book from the cops.

Heroes:

My parents, and the guy in my mirror.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Eyas aka Ois
Birthday: March Diez, 1979
Birthplace: Heaven
Current Location: Omnipresent
Eye Color: Brizzown
Hair Color: Brizzown
Height: Fluctuates between 6' 0" and 6' 1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left Cerebral hemisphere dominant, but I'm an ambidextrous fingerblaster
Your Heritage: Palestinian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Gucci Loafers
Your Weakness: You name it, but shopping is definitely top 3
Your Fears: Impotence
Your Perfect Pizza: Joe's Pizza on Carmine and Bleeker, or John's further west on Bleeker
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: 240+ on USMLE Step 2 or 240+ chix
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: What the dillyo yo? -or- Kill that noise
Thoughts First Waking Up: (after looking in the mirrors surrounding my bed) It's already a great day
Your Best Physical Feature: Where do I begin?
Your Bedtime: After I make big explosion in vagin
Your Most Missed Memory: Crushing Ass (5 minutes ago)
Pepsi or Coke: h2o
McDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: Group, when I'm the only dude
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Snapple
Chocolate or Vanilla: Mint Chocolate Chip
Cappuccino or Coffee: Tea
Do you Smoke: I'm ON FIRE
Do you Swear: I Kill
Do you Sing: No, but I write the songs the make the world sing.
Do you Shower Daily: 2x
Have you Been in Love: Every time I see my reflection
Do you want to go to College: Again? Why not? I have some unfinished bitches
Do you want to get Married: We want prenup, we want prenup
Do you belive in yourself: If you had stunning features and chiseled abs, wouldn't you?
Do you get Motion Sickness: after I'm slipped a roofie (happens quite often)
Do you think you are Attractive: I once almost drowned because I was mesmerized by my reflection in a lake
Are you a Health Freak: I'm a Frotteurist
Do you get along with your Parents: Can you say Trust Fund?
Do you like Thunderstorms: I like lamp
Do you play an Instrument: Do females count as instruments?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nyquil/Listerene
In the past month have you Smoked: Nah B, but in my hood, it's smoke or get smoked ya heard
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Zithromax (Z Pack) and some OTCs
In the past month have you gone on a Date: One with every meal
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Designers send their ish my way for final approval
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I eat A BOX daily
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Her name was Rhonda
In the past month have you been on Stage: I'm always in the limelight
In the past month have you been Dumped: C'mon... that's a silly question.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Just dipping
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Negative, wait... I stick by my story
Ever been Drunk: Negative
Ever been called a Tease: Tease has a different meaning in Arabic, but I've been asked to lick a tease
Ever been Beaten up: Probably, but can't remember the last time... wait, I did get jumped once
Ever Shoplifted: I was a little runt growing up... you figure it out
How do you want to Die: I don't
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Eya$
What country would you most like to Visit: Pangea
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: What's your net worth?
Favourite Hair Color: What's your net worth?
Short or Long Hair: What's your net worth?
Height: What's your net worth?
Weight: What's your net worth?
Best Clothing Style: What's your net worth?
Number of Drugs I have taken: This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs... Any questions?
Number of CDs I own: iPod, therefore I am
Number of Piercings: Mama would kill me
Number of Tattoos: See above
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Many... Fuck that "no regrets" cliche!!!

My Blog

End of the World

http://www.endofworld.net/
Posted by Eyas / H on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Proverbs

If the grass is always greener on the other side, then the guy with the greener grass doesn't think your grass is greener, now does he? The message that this proverb is trying to stumble through is th...
Posted by Eyas / H on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST