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I appreciate text messaging as an alternative to phone calls. I've only met two dogs in my life that don't like me. I was drafted by the Knicks out of nursery school, but I called bullshit on that. Often, I am a nerd, other than that, I'm usually a dork. I wear a size 16 shoe, and yes I do have to buy them on the internet. I once wrestled a bear for 5 hours, later I was informed that it was a kid with down syndrome and I was on 4 hits of acid. I have a deeply adversarial relationship with the state of Texas, but not with Texans. I love Los Angeles around Christmas time, mainly because there is so little traffic. My dream is to own a pet cougar (with the prevalence of the term "cougar" as a term for a 'mature' woman on the prowl, I feel I need to clarify that I actually mean that it is my dream to own a pet cougar as in a mountain lion). I'm scared of clowns, Al Roker and not much else. I feel a deep sympathy for Clippers fans and I'm annoyed by everyone who will be a Laker fan when they once again rise to the top of the NBA (current fans like myself are of course exempt). I'm a big fan of the term "Guyliner." I have a dog who understands every word I say and will one day betray me by penning a tell-all unauthorized biography under the name Homer Wolfchop DuKlau. I make awesome pizza.-