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About Me

I have spent 5 months on an album that's almost finished. Go look for it. Still no text messaging please. Or photos. Or touching. And definitely none of those hug/kiss-on-the-cheek greetings (unless we're in Brazil). I have very little use for non-guitar-related electronic devices. I am a Los Angeles Clippers season ticket holder. I'm starting to think that maybe Steppenwolf is a vastly-underappreciated band. According to 80s movies, the kids nowadays are technically nerds. My cowboy shirt collection is getting a little bit out of hand, especially considering I'm afraid of horses.

My Interests

Flossing. Moisturizing. Hydration. Bowling. Brazilian Land Ownership. Analog Delay. Tax Deduction.

I'd like to meet:

Mitch Hedberg. John Stewart. James Page. Steve McQueen. Sam Cassell. Billy Shatner. Mike Davis. Jane Fonda.

Music:

Led Zeppelin. Shiner. Radiohead. Black Sabbath. Trail of Dead. Sly and the Family Stone. Firetrucs. The Brontosaur.

Movies:

The Life Aquatic. Stop Making Sense. Purple Rain. The Big Lebowski. Billy Jack. Ghost Dog.

Television:

Strangers With Candy. The Dog Whisperer. It's always sunny in Philadelphia.

Books:

The Dog Fighter. Women. City of Quartz.

Heroes:

Mitch Hedberg. John Stewart. James Page. Steve McQueen. Elton Brand.

My Blog

JRoss pointed out to me...

...that R.E.M. sounds awfully similar to Bon Jovi. This happened tonight. I, like you, immediately discounted this statement as impossible. However, consider the context: We&nb...
Posted by t. parks on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 10:45:00 PST

The Brontosaurus LP

Alright. It's been 5+ years since I did a record. It feels like 2, but after numerous lineup changes and start-stops (including the 33-song summer of 2005!) this thing is nearly off the gr...
Posted by t. parks on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 01:36:00 PST

Sammy Hagar.

1. In your memory, pull up the song "How Do I Know When It's Love" by Van Hagar/Halen. Got it? Okay. 2. Mentally stroll through the "...it's got what it takes...so tell me whyyyy can't. this. ...
Posted by t. parks on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 04:47:00 PST