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About Me

Read my VisualDNA ™ Get your own VisualDNA™I need to win the lottery desperately so if you have a winning ticket and no one to share it with, let me know.I know I'm tall, stop telling me like I don't know. I'm a big fan of words and if I occasionally toss in a good one you don't understand just toss me a quarter and give me a dirty look.I love to cook and I could watch cooking shows all day while laying in bed (and I have). I have some amazing friends that I do not talk to as much as I should (you should still know I love you though!). I think that a hot bath with a good book is rarely topped by anything.My favorite things: cynical but hilarious memoirs, a good glass of wine, knowing all the good restaurants and bars and sharing the coveted info with friends, making people laugh, someone playing with my hair, shopping, grocery shopping, pizza, appetizers for dinner, my car starting the first time, getting unexpected presents, and being with people I love.I need to win the lottery desperately so if you have a winning ticket and no one to share it with, let me know.I know I'm tall, stop telling me like I don't know. I'm a big fan of words and if I occasionally toss in a good one you don't understand just toss me a quarter and give me a dirty look.I love to cook and I could watch cooking shows all day while laying in bed (and I have). I have some amazing friends that I do not talk to as much as I should (you should still know I love you though!). I think that a hot bath with a good book is rarely topped by anything.My favorite things: cynical but hilarious memoirs, a good glass of wine, knowing all the good restaurants and bars and sharing the coveted info with friends, making people laugh, someone playing with my hair, shopping, grocery shopping, pizza, appetizers for dinner, my car starting the first time, getting unexpected presents, and being with people I love.
If Beth were a drink they would be:
4 parts divine 2 parts affectionate 3 parts crazy
Get Your RECIPE Here! I need to win the lottery desperately so if you have a winning ticket and no one to share it with, let me know.I know I'm tall, stop telling me like I don't know. I'm a big fan of words and if I occasionally toss in a good one you don't understand just toss me a quarter and give me a dirty look.I love to cook and I could watch cooking shows all day while laying in bed (and I have). I have some amazing friends that I do not talk to as much as I should (you should still know I love you though!). I think that a hot bath with a good book is rarely topped by anything.My favorite things: cynical but hilarious memoirs, a good glass of wine, knowing all the good restaurants and bars and sharing the coveted info with friends, making people laugh, someone playing with my hair, shopping, grocery shopping, pizza, appetizers for dinner, my car starting the first time, getting unexpected presents, and being with people I love.

My Interests

Pizza, fishnet stockings and garters, being on stage, being in front of a camera, makeup, editing, movies, television, people with swimming pools in the summer, a good pastrami sandwich, vacations, backrubs, bowling, shuffleboard, shopping, clothes.

I'd like to meet:

Which Silver Screen Siren are you?
Bette Davis
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Music:

Alright fine, if you want to mock me go ahead: My taste is as varied as can be. I like anything you can dance to, sing to, tap your feet to, cry to, make love to, wake up to and break down to. Let's just go throught the IPOD and see what I'll stop the shuffle and listen to: Fleetwood Mac, Ani Difranco, Jewel, Annie Lennox, Tracy Chapman, Counting Crows, Ray Charles, Fiona Apple, Portishead, B-52's, Joni Mitchell, Damien Rice, James Blunt, Daft Punk, Nancy Sinatra, She Wants Revenge, Snow Patrol, Otis Redding, Anna Nalick, Sia, Kelly Clarkson, Outkast, Muse, White Stripes, Mr. Airplane Man, Santana, Pixies, DJ Jean, DJ Tiesto, Spoon, Gorillaz, Louis XIV, Marvin Gaye, Louis Prima, David Gray, Britney Spears, Paula Cole, Norah Jones, Lou Reed, Nine Inch Nails, Santana, Justin Timberlake, Cat Stevens, Christina Aguilera, Sarah McLachlan, Alanis Morissette, Journey, Queen, Eminem, Avril Lavigne, Beastie Boys.

Movies:

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Television:

HEROES!, Prison Break, Grey's Anatomy, The Office, Weeds, Lost, My Name is Earl, How I Met Your Mother, Six Feet Under, Entourage, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Dirt, What about Brian, Medium, The Class, Food 911, Who Wants to be a Millionaire, So you think you can dance, Rockstar: Supernova, Hell's Kitchen, American Idol, Top Chef, Project Runway, House, Family Guy, Robot Chicken.. Ever since I got a DVR I'm a full junkie.

Books:

A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Everybody into the Pool, Tiny Ladies in Shiny Pants, Everything David Sedaris, The Glass Castle, Catcher in the Rye, Lolita, Motherless Brooklyn, Bridget Jones Diary, The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove, The Post Office. I like books, my parents used to acuse me of eating them.. What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
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Heroes:

Anyone who's willing to go for the laugh and really commit to it..

My Blog

I GOT CHER BACK!!!!!!!!!!!

About an hour and a half ago I got a call from the LAPD telling me that my car had been found and could be picked up at Hollywood tow and was in pretty good condition. I went down there and there was ...
Posted by Beth on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:39:00 PST

Cher got Stolen

For those of you who have known me over the past 10 years, you have probably become familiar with my best friend and partner in crime, my 1991 Toyota Camry named Cher. You've maybe ridden in her and ...
Posted by Beth on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 01:41:00 PST

Bikini Geek

I have never been more amused for an audition. This was for G4 TV (the gaming network for those who aren't big nerds and don't know. I had to wear a bikini and read this script in response...
Posted by Beth on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 12:16:00 PST

New Year's Resolutions

Alright kids, here are some of my resolutions. I retain the right at any time to completely neglect, negate, abandon and/or edit them at any point. If you want to be like some friends and hold me to...
Posted by Beth on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 01:12:00 PST

Wolf Like Me Lyrics

New Year's was legendary. New Year's Day was also full of tricks. Here's one of my new favorite songs. I had to look up the damn lyrics though because I can't understand a single wor...
Posted by Beth on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 04:31:00 PST

Work Holiday Party Photos

Work had a holiday party. I took some photos. It's all pretty self-explanatory.. My goofy coworker/friend Ashley.A much more flattering shot.Doug and Ashley of course.Doug and Bobe!Doug an...
Posted by Beth on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 12:43:00 PST

New Short Video Clip!!

I recently did a short comedy skit with my friends Doug and Fritz. Check it out by going to http://one.revver.com/watch/115363 and let me know what you think....
Posted by Beth on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 10:11:00 PST

My Horoscope

My Horoscope for today seemed so appropriate I wanted to share:Laughter and chaos: It seems like you're torn between one and the other. It can get a little messy, but it does feel good to be alive no ...
Posted by Beth on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 02:11:00 PST

Pre-Thanksgiving Thanksgiving

First of all, keep in mind I did this the day after the events of my previous blog so if I look a little exhausted.. well, that's a pretty accurate description. Here is my pre-Thanksgiving Thank...
Posted by Beth on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 11:27:00 PST

Big Rock Show

On Saturday there was a legendary event in Hawthorne at the Club Rock It. Our lovely neighbors and closest friends came out to watch The Quartering Sea (Chris, Michael, Elyse and Trevor's band),...
Posted by Beth on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 10:37:00 PST