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Chris

Maybe someday when this bloody skull has dried, I'll know our city is in ruins when our greatest sou

About Me

I love hanging out with my friends, going to the mountains, drinking beer and going to live shows, especially METAL! GIGANTOUR 2006 WAS FUCKING AWESOME! Next up, SLAYER & UNEARTH in January, I can't fucking wait! I also watch Family Guy religiously.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chris
Birthday: 2-5-82
Birthplace: Denver, CO baby!
Current Location: Aurora, CO baby!
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Wolverine work boots
Your Weakness: Booze and women I think I can fix
Your Fears: Booze and women I think I can fix
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepporoni and extra, extra cheese (my homage to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get my promotion
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: WTF!?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why do I keep hittin the snooze button so damned much!
Your Best Physical Feature: I would say my smile, and maybe my eyes (it's definitely not my extraordinarily small penis!)
Your Bedtime: Usually 7 in the morning
Your Most Missed Memory: When my boy Matt still lived here! (we used to play Madden all the time!)
Pepsi or Coke: Neither, Rolling Rock!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither, I like to eat pussy!
Single or Group Dates: I don't know, depends on who's in the group date.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: More than I'd like to
Do you Sing: Yes. That's unfortunate to some, but the deaf just don't care!
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yeah, now the question is, "will I ever be again?"
Do you want to go to College: Already there
Do you want to get Married: If I meet 'her', then yes I do
Do you belive in yourself: Yes, except when I'm in love
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not really
Do you think you are Attractive: To a certain degree, yes
Are you a Health Freak: not really
Do you get along with your Parents: Definitely
Do you like Thunderstorms: Oh yeah
Do you play an Instrument: Used to
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Drinkin right now
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: ummmmmm. . . I will neither confirm nor deny this
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Too cold. . . Oh, who am I kidding, that's just a small penis I have
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: OH YEAH
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: I don't know, honestly, after getting to see Alice in Chains live, I don't really care about that anymore!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Someone's somebody
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland, the homeland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: Medium
Height: Close to my height
Weight: Average to moderate
Best Clothing Style: Clothes don't make the person, personality makes the person
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: gotta be over 200 somewhere
Number of Piercings: three (used to be four)
Number of Tattoos: none. . . yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: More than I ever wann forgive myself for
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My Interests

Metal, the blues, red meat, Good Beer, Strippers, Casinos and FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Dream Theater, Adam Sandler, Lewis Black, all the guys from Blue Collar Comedy Tour, and your momma's sweet ass!

Music:

This list could go on forever, but my top three are definitely Alice in Chains, Lamb of God, and Dream Theater. If you wanna know anymore of my favorite bands, check my blogs and my friends list.

Movies:

Resevoir Dogs, Scarface, Goodfellas, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, SouthPark: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut, Spider-Man 1 & 2, The Punisher, The Godfather 1 & 2 (Not 3!!!! That's a piece of crap!!), Super Troopers, Heat, Hellboy, Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story and Constantine.

Television:

Family Guy, South Park, and The Simpsons.

Books:

Anything George Carlin has ever written, and Nothings Sacred by Lewis Black.

Heroes:

Jon Schaffer

My Blog

They're baaaaaack!

I just got home from the Alice in Chains concert at the Fillmore, and all I need to say is they're back, rockin as fuckin good as ever, the new lead singer sounds sooooo good, and I had multiple orgas...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 01:26:00 PST

I am so fucking DEAF!!!!!!!1

I just got home from the Trivium show at the Gothic, and I am deaf.  I can't hear a fucking thing and my ears are ringing.  Trivium fucking kicks ass, they play with talent and musicianship ...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 12:44:00 PST

Lamb of God Fucking Rules all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

I just came back home from Gigantour with Megadeth, and Lamb of God.  And let me just say, Lamb of God fucking tore that place up!!!!!!!! They remind me of the old school Pantera days, before Phi...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 01:42:00 PST

All the "How to" books I have in my collection

-HOW TO REMOVE CHEWING GUM FROM YOUR BUSH -HOW TO TURN YOUR FRONT LAWN INTO A CAT HOUSE -HOW TO REMOVE AN INFECTED CYST FROM A LOVED ONE -HOW TO MAKE TWO SMALL HATS OUT OF A BRASSIERE -HOW TO MAKE A B...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

People I can do without!!!!!!!

People I can do without: -50 year old guys named Skip -Guys who like to streak naked covered in green jell-o taking a dump while sprinting at full speed -65 year old men who wear their cap backwa...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Queens of the Stone Age Rules!!!!!!!!!

I just went to the Queens of the Stone Age concert last night, and they Rocked!!!!!! It's too bad that no one knows who they are.  And the band who opened up for them, The Eagles of Death Metal, ...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST