Funniest record write up ever?
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Compuphonic & Kolombo
EMOTION EP
Turbo0446
As hard as it might be to believe, there was a time when the word TRANCE did NOT mean Dutch guys dressed in white wearing Oakleys.. it also didn t mean Israeli pre-military dragon-stick wielding reefer addicts.. actually, there was a glorious era where trance was a VERB rather than a NOUN.. im talking about when you GOT in a trance, at lets say for example: the Golden Eagle in Munich in 81, in a white-tiled sauna-motif discotec, grooving to a 17 minute reel-to reel version of Knights in White satin on your 2nd bottle of poppers while some guy named Wolfienext level. If that sounds appealing.. and I know it does.. then allow me to introduce you to Compuphonic and Kolombo.. a throwback to the days of Romance-Trance of the highest order. Deep, sensual (yes, i used the word SENSUAL) electronic grooves so potent that we were forced by a coalition of competitors labels to ONLY release some of them digitally to restrict their awesome power to trip people out. These tracks make other tracks seem like mindless shallow shit. That includes some of Turbos other releases.
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I'm not very good at this so i'll defer to the great Hugh Gallagher...
"I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby-Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a Mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
But I have not yet gone to college."
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Pulse Cycle Ping Stab February 05, 2007 06:07PM
Tracklisting:
1. Paul Ritch - Samba
2. Audio Werner - dba
3. Gaiser - Half Life
4. Jennifer Cardini & Shonky - Lies
5. Junior Boys - In the Morning (Alex Smoke Mix)
6. Gaiser - Neural Block
7. Barem - Campoloco
8. Gui Boratto - Great Match
9. Sebastien Leger - Little Bug
10. Mikael Weill - Silmarions (Claude Vonstroke Mix)
11. Fuckaponydelic - Switch The Light
12. Herlihy & Torrance - So That's What Happens (Isolee Mix)
13. Mario Kober - Im Doppelpack
14. Kabale Und Liebe - Simpossible (Pheek Is Scanning Your Mind Mix)
15. Marcin Czubala - Super Conny
16. Fraktion - This never works
17. Mario Kober - Im Anflug
18. Marek Bois - You Got Good Ash (Gabriel Ananda Mix)
19. Audiofly & James Talk - Cool Wet Grass
20. Dapayk & Padberg - Teapot (Someone Else Mix)
21. Matt O'Brien - Serotone (Radio Slave Mix)
22. Danilo Vigorito - Heka (Dark Side Mix)
23. Zentex - Alku (Original Mix)
24. John Dalhback - Now It's Not Summer (Stephan Bodzin Mix)
25. Elektrochemie - Calling You
26. Maxime Dangles - POF 807
27. Thomas Schumacher - Take Me Out
28. Musik Gewinnt Freunde 2 - B Side
29. Seth Troxler - Satisfy
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Raunchy Deep Drop Throb January 16, 2007 11:33PM
Tracklisting:
1. Stanny Franssen - Black Isn't Everything
2. Juergens - Love It (Original Mix)
3. Monoroom - See You
4. Mathias Schaffhäuser - Coincidence (Trentemøller Remix)
5. Stephan Bodzin - Silhouette
6. Chateau Flight - Baroque
7. Gabriel Ananda - Doppelwhipper
8. Electro:Lube - Robot Gurgle (blioux's Low Voltage Buddha Mix)
9. Soul Avengerz (Ft Javine) - Don't Let The Morning Come (Claude Von Stroke
& Justin Martin Mix)
10. Mathew Jonson - Put Your Booty Shorts On
11. Spankrock - Bump (Switch Mix)
12. Audiofly & Scarlett Etienne - Earsex (Original Mix)
13. Alex Under - Multipliremezclas (Tadeo Mix)
14. Pier Bucci - Hay Consuelo (Samim Mix)
15. Mikael Jonasson - Hooked On A G-String
16. Swoop - Black Market (Gregor Tresher Mix)
Crunchy Sizzle Doom Boom January 10, 2007 08:11PM
Tracklisting:
1. Shonky - Numbers
2. Barem - Looks
3. Inxec - Chalk and Cheese
4. Robag Wruhme - Paap Tonikk
5. Stephan Bodzin & Marc Romboy - Hydra
6. Sebo K - Horizons (Exercise One's Sleepless In San Juan Mix)
7. Justin Maxwell - Stegosaurus
8. Feldah & Koba - Is Klar (Pan Pot Mix)
9. Thomas Schumacher - Is Not
10. Phonique - What I Fake (Sleeper Thief Mix)
11. Florian Meindi - Beat Spyder
12. DJ Emerson - Ring My Bell
13. Shonky - Solar
14. Ink & Needle - Four
15. Sarah Goldfarb - Where Is Didier Lambing
16. Alexi Delano & Xpansul - Bubble In A Vacuum
17. Luc Ringeisen - Bells (Lee Van Dowsky Mix)
18. DJ Sossa - Rossobarbera
19. Exercise One - Flight Cancelled
20. Zentex - Pimioe (Gui Boratto Mix)
21. EQT - The Game (Monoroom Additional Mix)
Full Bounce Croak Tweak January 09, 2007 03:42PM
Tracklisting:
1. Sebastian Roya - Compresión
2. Stephan Bodzin - Kerosene
3. Apoll - Double Butt (Misc. Mix)
4. Claude Von Stroke - Chimps
5. Trashtalk - Tank Girl (Misc. Mix)
6. Jay Tripwire - I'm A Masterbeater (Claude Von Stroke's Master Stroke
Mix)
7. Baby Ford & Mark Broom - Bubble Bath
8. H-Man - 51 Poland Street (Extrawelt Mix)
9. Seph - Dash (premaster)
10. Wighnomy & Robag Wruhme - Stekkreflekks Ohne Chill
11. Markus Lange - Ruhestorung Plattenbau (Oxia Mix)
12. Solee - Impressed
13. Aphex Twin - Windowlicker (Acid Edit)
14. Gabriel Ananda - Miracel Whop
15. Audio Werner - Base