Wasted and getting glasses. |
This guy just came in after losing his glasses fishing and hes so fucking drunk. He even took a cab up here since he recently recieved his third DUI.
I actually feel kind of bad for him but "Every bum... Posted by MEGA on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 11:25:00 PST |
First Friday at Cafe Alma. |
If your a dope Hispanic girl dont dumb your self down to fit in with your honkey boyfriend...shake that shit bitch.Im off to bed with my Zubba Zew.As always, thanks for coming out. See you at th... Posted by MEGA on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 11:21:00 PST |
Jesus Camp. |
Has anyone else seen this fucking documentary? Well I have news for you if you havent. Pack your bags because the world is coming to a fucking end and Devil's Lake North Dakota is ground zero. A compe... Posted by MEGA on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 05:48:00 PST |
MLK day parade recap. |
My day off this week coinsided with the Martin Luthher King Jr. parade in downtown Saint Petersburg.... Amber, Tony Giambrone and I headed downtown on foot stoping only to point out peoples fake Nikes... Posted by MEGA on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 09:01:00 PST |
2007 update. |
Fuck.work is killing me.I just watched the movie Hitch and got a phone call from a motherfucker offering me EIGHTY dollars to DJ at his club.Dear God.You win.Warm regards. Neal... Posted by MEGA on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 05:16:00 PST |
I killed 2006.. |
Best year ever. I make the most money I have ever made in my entire life, moved in with my dream girl and still rocked partys from coast to coast. If anything I wish I would have traveled more but tha... Posted by MEGA on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 01:23:00 PST |
The good foot... |
When Biggie Smalls died I was laying in bed at my parents house. Tes one called and broke it to me.On 911 I was on the phone with Big Chris for about two hours watching the whole thing unravel on TV.W... Posted by MEGA on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 01:32:00 PST |
I miss my girlfriend. |
Sure the first 24 hours is a blast, and I get to wear the Baltimore fitted but wheres the long term satisfaction in that?Up yours Germany Posted by MEGA on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 11:34:00 PST |
I farted in a girls face last Saturday. |
I had to play at the Lobby Saturday, right after I ate at Red Mesa. Bad move, stomach ache all night. Anyway. Some girl was asking me to play some song by the Pussy Cat Dolls, shits gay. So I said no ... Posted by MEGA on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 06:32:00 PST |
If you want me to kill you do the following! |
1. Chew loud.2. Hate on Justin Timberlake.3. Tell me youre bored.4. Say theres nothing to do In Tampa Bay and that you need to move.5. Not like Mastrys. (I dont smoke either.)6. Ask me about my shoes.... Posted by MEGA on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 04:04:00 PST |