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Bruce B. Downs

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About Me



SEASON 1: PART 1
•smoker's cough
•a google search story.com
•small-framed guy with a belly
•paris packs-a-punch
•bum
•the untitled monday
•1st annual bruce b. downs xmas special
•ejaculating with a demon on new year's

SEASON 1: PART 2
•horror victim
•lux
•postal
•an untitled dark writing pt1
•an untitled dark writing pt2
•check, please
•the floridian

SEASON 2: PART 1
•rambulance
•anger hour
•good ol' american bluegrass 1
•programmed
•people watchers
•pillhead
•good ol' american bluegrass 2

My Interests

being broke
saying stupid things
acting like an idiot
manic episodes
hardcore wrestling
water
prescription drugs
penguins
golf carts
porn
wishing i was a rockstar
sunday mornings
the northern lights
cheese
dark writing
dark matter
rockstar games
my lame ass pathetic life
wanting wants and sleeping.

I'd like to meet:


milla jovovich and the beautiful people...


Music:

.nirvana
.nine inch nails
.the doors
.red hot chili peppers
.the chemical brothers
.busta rhymes
.spalding rockwell
.beck
.james brown
.the box tops
.booker t and the mgs
.pepe deluxe
.dj shadow
.dj format
.the beastie boys
.mix master mike
.the prodigy
.rage against the machine
.jimi hendrix
.the rolling stones
.lynyrd skynyrd
.the velvet underground
.nancy sinatra
.billie holiday
.johnny cash
.donovan
.tom petty
.junior brown
.van morrison
.bob marley
.snoop dogg
.ice cube
.notorious big
.a tribe called quest
.gorillaz
.blur
.the cult
.talking heads
.green day
.cake
.queens of the stone age
.stone temple pilots
.the kinks
.aimee mann
.fatboy slim
.rjd2
.n*e*r*d*
.kid koala
.sublime
.grateful dead
.cut copy
.weezer
.the cars
.the pixies
.the toadies
.yeah yeah yeahs
.the strokes
.foghat
.eric burdon
.bob dylan
.creedence clearwater
.the allman brothers band
.ac/dc
.guns n' roses
.alice in chains
.led zeppelin
.marilyn manson
.bright eyes
.leonard cohen
.the white stripes
.the cure
.new order
.radiohead
.coldplay
.steppenwolf
.prince
.billy idol
.r.e.m.
.miss kitten
.peter gabriel

Movies:

.goodfellas
.punch-drunk love
.fight club
.pee wee's big adventure
.team america
.no country for old men
.fargo
.office space
.dazed and confused
.old school
.school for scoundrels
.friday
.half baked
.the cable guy
.the shining
.army of darkness
.the big lebowski
.road trip
.clerks
.the goonies
.encino man
.napoleon dynamite
.nacho libre
.the wizard
.good will hunting
.american beauty
.pulp fiction
.reservoir dogs
.flatliners
.beetlejuice
.the devil's rejects
.american psycho
.the rules of attraction
.a clockwork orange
.broken arrow
.point break
.the last dragon
.the outsiders
.billy madison
.happy gilmore
.tommy boy
.rushmore
.problem child
.little miss sunshine
.the breakfast club
.american pie
.election
.superbad
.kingpin
.dumb and dumber
.tenacious d
.the 40 year old virgin
.anchorman
.boogie nights
.magnolia
.there will be blood
.donnie darko
.gummo
.buffalo '66
.falling down
.true romance
.natural born killers
.from dusk till dawn
.death proof
.planet terror
.resident evil
.three kings
.taxi driver

Television:

.seinfeld
.south park
.the office
.arrested development
.the king of queens
.rocko's modern life
.pete and pete
.TNA impact
.monday night RAW
.the twilight zone
.house
.the discovery channel
.the science channel
.mr. show
.tim and eric
.robot chicken
.beavis and butt-head
.the wonder years
.full house
.the andy griffith show

Books:

stephen king sucks.
stepehen king sucks.
stehephn kuin sycks.
stephen king scuks.
steephen king sucks.
steven king sucks.
stephen king sucks.
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steppheb king sdcks.
stephen king sucks.
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stehephn kuin sycks.
stephen king scuks.
steephen king sucks.
steven king sucks.
stephen king sucks.
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steppheb king sdcks.
stephen king sucks.
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stehephn kuin sycks.
stephen king scuks.
steephen king sucks.
steven king sucks.
stephen king sucks.
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steppheb king sdcks.
stephen king sucks.
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stehephn kuin sycks.
stephen king scuks.
steephen king sucks.
steven king sucks.
stephen king sucks.
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steppheb king sdcks.
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stehephn kuin sycks.
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steven king sucks.
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steppheb king sdcks.
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stehephn kuin sycks.
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steven king sucks.
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stehephn kuin sycks.
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steven king sucks.
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steppheb king sdcks.
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stehephn kuin sycks.
stephen king scuks.
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steven king sucks.
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steppheb king sdcks.
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stehephn kuin sycks.
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steven king sucks.
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stehephn kuin sycks.
stephen king scuks.
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steppheb king sdcks.
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stehephn kuin sycks.
stephen king scuks.
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steppheb king sdcks.
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stehephn kuin sycks.
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steven king sucks.
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stehephn kuin sycks.
stephen king scuks.
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steven king sucks.
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steppheb king sdcks.
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stehephn kuin sycks.
stephen king scuks.
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steven king sucks.
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steppheb king sdcks.
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stehephn kuin sycks.
stephen king scuks.
steephen king sucks.
steven king sucks.
stephen king sucks.
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steppheb king sdcks.
stephen king sucks.
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stehephn kuin sycks.
stephen king scuks.
steephen king sucks.
steven king sucks.
stephen king sucks.
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steppheb king sdcks.
stephen king sucks.
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stehephn kuin sycks.
stephen king scuks.
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steven king sucks.
stephen king sucks.
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steppheb king sdcks.
stephen king sucks.
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stepehen king sucks.
stehephn kuin sycks.
stephen king scuks.
steephen king sucks.
steven king sucks.
stephen king sucks.
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steppheb king sdcks.
stephen king sucks.
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stepehen king sucks.
stehephn kuin sycks.
stephen king scuks.
steephen king sucks.
steven king sucks.
stephen king sucks.
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steppheb king sdcks.
stephen king sucks.
stephen king sucks.
stepehen king sucks.
stehephn kuin sycks.
stephen king scuks.
steephen king sucks.
steven king sucks.
stephen king sucks.
stephen king sucks.
steppheb king sdcks.
stephen king sucks.
stephen king sucks.
stepehen king sucks.
stehephn kuin sycks.
stephen king scuks.
steephen king sucks.
steven king sucks.
stephen king sucks.
stephen king sucks.
steppheb king sdcks.
stephen king sucks.
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stepehen king sucks.
stehephn kuin sycks.
stephen king scuks.
steephen king sucks.
steven king sucks.
stephen king sucks.
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steppheb king sdcks.
stephen king sucks.

Heroes:

BRUCE...Almighty
BRUCE...Banner
BRUCE...Bruce
BRUCE...Campbell
BRUCE...Corbitt
BRUCE...Johannesson
BRUCE...Lee
BRUCE...Smith
BRUCE...Springsteen
BRUCE...Wayne
BRUCE...Willis

My Blog

good ol’ american bluegrass 2

she smoked my last cigarette through her vagina. it was payback for not taking her out to dance. i hate dancing, but you can't bust a move once three guys dressed in rabbit suits just finished thumpin...
Posted by Bruce B. Downs on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:01:00 PST

pillhead

when the doctor said he wouldn't refill my vicodin, i punched him in the face. i'm not paying some quack $200 dollars to tell me to take motrin for my back pain. a three day stay in palms hospital tur...
Posted by Bruce B. Downs on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 02:08:00 PST

people watchers

i'm watching you. in the distance, i see you walking to your car after work. little do you know, right now i'm gambling with your life. scoping down upon you, i will either win ten bucks or lose ten b...
Posted by Bruce B. Downs on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 03:27:00 PST

programmed

every day is the same. yesterday was today and tomorrow will be a week ago. i feel programmed, like a television station on constant re-runs. the same people and the same bullshit in the same order. i...
Posted by Bruce B. Downs on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:18:00 PST

good ol’ american bluegrass 1

i guess the biggest change in my life was when i quit the lawn service and became a pimp. most people think only black dudes are pimps, but there’s my white ass. i’m tummy greener. maybe y...
Posted by Bruce B. Downs on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 06:05:00 PST

anger hour

FUCK HAPPY HOUR, IT’S ANGER HOUR! i’m angry! really, REALLY ANGRY! i mean spittin’ dragon fire, KIND OF ANGRY! the "i need to double dose on my blood pressure medicine, FUCKERS!" kin...
Posted by Bruce B. Downs on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 04:14:00 PST

rambulance

BANG! my friend shot me in the neck, at 3am on a pitch dark two lane highway. he just snapped and murdered two paramedics trying to save us from a head on collision. my friend forgot to take his meds,...
Posted by Bruce B. Downs on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 04:37:00 PST

2nd annual bruce b. downs xmas special

santa clause broke into my house, so i shot his fat ass. i'm not talking about the real santa clause who flies around with presents. i'm talking about the guy who calls himself santa clause who hangs ...
Posted by Bruce B. Downs on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 06:00:00 PST

paint spill

"calm down, son.. just what happened?"a giant five foot baseball statue that looks like a cartoon character scared the shit out of me! i'm the only painter working tonight and i went to the bathroom b...
Posted by Bruce B. Downs on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 04:53:00 PST

i eat zombies for breakfast

my mom and step-dad made an emergency trip to missouri for family and needed me to watch the dogs and house sit. they live in the sticks where there’s nothing to do, but watch t.v. and swallow a...
Posted by Bruce B. Downs on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 04:24:00 PST