Corralling the Cyclops 'til he throws up, Whittling the Jesuit and getting cockroaches, Firing the king, Playing tag with my love muscle, Whippin' the throb knob,Dancing with the stand-up organ, Spit-polishing the Governor, Ropin' the staked vampire 'til he flames up, Launching the vandal,Having an arm-wrestle with my one-eyed vessel, Dancing with the pump action porridge gun, Shellacking the tower of power, Wrestling the soft soap dispenser, Beating Little Richard, Plunking the alligator, Boxing the Bonzo, Spit-polishing the blind webster, Debugging the purple-helmeted warrior, Playing ping pong with the ManTool, Assaulting the eel and of course Reading
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!david hasselhoff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Music featuring a French Horn because everybody who's everybody knows French Horns are cool.
Back to the future 1 -3
Anything with animals humping.
I only read pornography.
Richard Simmons, he's like the patron saint of creamy thighs.