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King Sooley IV

His majesty perseids on his royal throne.

About Me

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My Interests

Corralling the Cyclops 'til he throws up, Whittling the Jesuit and getting cockroaches, Firing the king, Playing tag with my love muscle, Whippin' the throb knob,Dancing with the stand-up organ, Spit-polishing the Governor, Ropin' the staked vampire 'til he flames up, Launching the vandal,Having an arm-wrestle with my one-eyed vessel, Dancing with the pump action porridge gun, Shellacking the tower of power, Wrestling the soft soap dispenser, Beating Little Richard, Plunking the alligator, Boxing the Bonzo, Spit-polishing the blind webster, Debugging the purple-helmeted warrior, Playing ping pong with the ManTool, Assaulting the eel and of course Reading

I'd like to meet:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!david hasselhoff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Music:

Music featuring a French Horn because everybody who's everybody knows French Horns are cool.

Movies:

Back to the future 1 -3

Television:

Anything with animals humping.

Books:

I only read pornography.

Heroes:

Richard Simmons, he's like the patron saint of creamy thighs.

My Blog

Ohhhh k. I've been "tagged"

------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------TAG.. yer it! Ohhhh k.  I've been "tagged" so I have to participate. But first the rules... "6 weird things/habits ...
Posted by King Sooley IV on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 10:43:00 PST

Soul Collector

Well its not a collection if you only own one but everyone has to start somewhere. I would like to point out that it was signed and initialed by Tamara and I even had a witness sign it!!! Muhahaha...
Posted by King Sooley IV on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So fuckin' sick

Holy crap this is the sickest I've been in years. I've been living off of nothing but oj, soup and nyquill for the past week. Plus, I've lost 10lbs... I'm down to less than 130 lbs!!! I look like so...
Posted by King Sooley IV on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hey one of these things that doesn't suck

How tall are you? 5'9 Have you ever smoked heroin? Nope Do you own a gun? Kinda... a 30/30 winchester but my dad registered it under his name during the big government thing. Have you ever ...
Posted by King Sooley IV on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

AntiValentines Day!!!

Ah Valentines day. I remember as a young lad hating said 'holiday'. It always seemed a bit of a wankerific nonsense to me. I have to say that sending off a multitude of cards telling people how muc...
Posted by King Sooley IV on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Birthday

I'm glad that everyone showed up for my 'birthday'. I would like to give a special shout out to everyone who bought me shots. Everyone should have stopped buying me shots after I specifically said t...
Posted by King Sooley IV on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST