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FTR Mike Trashville

Bring it, I've got my debate team handbook and my hardcover 2003 Guide to Yo Mama Jokes.

About Me

"There's something inside every man that keeps him going long after he has any reason to. He's no good to life and life is no good to him, and he knows it will always be that way. But still he can't quit. Something keeps prodding him, whispering to him - making him believe there's a reason to stay in there and pitch, and that if he fights long enough he'll stumble on to it."
- Jim Thompson, After Dark, My Sweet, 1955

That's Me. Love 'n Hate since '78

My Interests

reading, movies, punk, rock 'n roll, graphic design, art, tattoos, pin-ups, beer, books, lucha libre, comics, The Clash, caffeine, dogs, drawing, learning, cooking

I'd like to meet:

A time machine and an electronic dream.

Music:

Punk

The Clash
Johhny Cash
Hank Williams III
Gogol Bordello

Anything with:
Tim Armstrong
Ian MacKaye
Mike Patton

Rock 'n' Roll
Outlaw Country
Ska
Rockabilly/Psychobilly
Oi!
Oldies
Anything else good.

Movies:

High Fidelity, Fight Club, True Romance, Amelie, Chasing Amy, A Clockwork Orange, The Princess Bride, Pulp Fiction, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, A Life Less Ordinary, Kill Bill Vol. 1, Kill Bill Vol. 2, Gangster No. 1, The Way of the Gun, Spider-man 2, Sin City, Closer, Unforgiven, Hard Core Logo, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Walk the Line, Office Space, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Everything Is Illuminated

Television:

Dexter, Jackass, WWE SmackDown, Viva La Bam, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Seinfeld, TNA Impact, House, Long Way Round

If a random episode of any CSI or Law & Order comes on, I usually have to watch it until it's finished. Unless Caruso is in it.

I will watch absolutely any show on Discovery HD.

Books:

On the Road - Jack Kerouac
The Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius - Dave Eggers
Hell's Angels - Hunter S. Thompson
Preacher - Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon
The Cheese Monkeys - Chip Kidd
Any book cover designed by Chip Kidd

Heroes:

Joe Strummer
Jack Kerouac
Bill Hicks
Chip Kidd
Spider-man
And if you know why, then you know me very well indeed.

My Blog

The Essence of a Man

Don't be hating....
Posted by FTR Mike Trashville on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:17:00 PST

Long Weekender 2: Jumping in the new guy

We had a sorta baby shower for Mike & Laura (but with lots of beer) to welcome the new guy in the crew, Jack Michael Patrick Proulx:...
Posted by FTR Mike Trashville on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 11:56:00 PST

Long Weekender 1: Sooley's Birthday

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Posted by FTR Mike Trashville on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 11:50:00 PST

Carla's White Trash Bowling Birthday

I actually took that one (above) while I was bowling it. Strike! NFL touchdown style...
Posted by FTR Mike Trashville on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 04:36:00 PST

Super Bowl Commercials

I hate advertising as much as the next dude, but I like funny stuff and being entertained. But I don't like finding things on my own. So I stole the links for these from an article about SuperBowl ads...
Posted by FTR Mike Trashville on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 01:51:00 PST

Clarifying what kind of "core" hobos are

In answer to the suggestion that hobos would ever actually do "cuddlecore" I've decided to document what kind of "core" hobos actually WOULD do:boxcarcorebindlestiffcore oildrum-firecore canofbakedbea...
Posted by FTR Mike Trashville on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 03:19:00 PST

New Year's Evil

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Posted by FTR Mike Trashville on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 06:05:00 PST

All I want for X-mas

Ok, you Grinch Motherfuckers, there's only 3 shopping days left until Christmas, and there's only a few things that I want: 1. Spinners for everything I own.2. Platinum Fronts for my teeth that ...
Posted by FTR Mike Trashville on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 09:38:00 PST

A foolproof plan

Here's some myspace messages I exchanged with this person: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro file&friendid=140300819http://profile.myspace.com/index. cfm?fuseaction=user.v...
Posted by FTR Mike Trashville on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 07:09:00 PST

Gypsy Punks in Detroit!!!

Pictures from the Gogol Bordello show in Detroit. Words nor pictures do it justice, becuase save for the opening band, a more perfect show you'd be hard-pressed to see. Valient Thorr: I never thought...
Posted by FTR Mike Trashville on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 09:58:00 PST