lindsay

I’m loud and inconsiderate and I get obnoxious when I drink wine. I don’t think before I talk. Most people don’t get my sarcasm until they're already offended. I’m a bad driver and I swear a lot and I wear wife beaters. I cut my hair short all the time and hate it after. I make bad personal health decisions and don’t learn from them. I love eating but I’m a terrible cook and my favourite foods include original gas station corn dogs and various other meats on sticks. I think like I’m on speed all time; I’m forgetful and clumsy and I do everything way too fast. I lose important personal items on a daily basis and I’m always apologizing for either ripping, breaking or spilling. I might be smarter than I look. I dig thunder and lightning and swimming in the rain. I like road trips and being in the city in the summer when it’s hot and sticky and dirty, and spending entire days sitting in the park. I like people but I don’t like talking to them. I can count my friends on one hand. If I have your friendship I will value it greatly. I like that no one I know has anything in common except that people usually leave the room when they're around. I like reading books and looking at art and taking photos and I like the internet and original Nintendo. I like spending all day watching tv in my bed. I like saying like. I have three dogs. My favourite colour is brown.