[If anyone want to instant message me on AIM send it to enfuegoelgato. I'm very lonely.]
"I'm good-looking, and I make a lot of money."
"There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me."
"I'm six foot four, an all-American guy, and handsome and talented as well!"
"Before long, I'll have my own channel -- I'll be like Barney."
"(Baywatch) is responsible for a lot of world peace." .
"I find it a bit sad that there is no photo of me hanging on the walls in the Berlin Museum at Check-Point Charlie."
"I'm delighted to be such a hit on the web and to be crowned 'King Of The Internet'. It is a great way for me to stay in touch with my fans across the world..."
"Half the time I don't know if people are making fun of me or they think I'm cool,"
Hasselhoff in the news.
I brought down the Berlin Wall
I'm ultitalented.
Baby Momma Drama
Leonardo DeCrapio
Ice T Begged Me to Work with Him.
Alcohol is Bad.
Kids These Days
David Hasselhoff is the Anticrist?
Big Pimping
I'm the "Internet King" LOL 4reellzzz
I had a Boo Boo :(
I'm The Hoff, Bitch!
Nowitzki creates Hasselhoff stir
Princess Diana Wanted To Hassel The Hoff *****NEW
Frequently Asked Questions
For those of you asking about KITT, he's currently stuffed and mounted in my living room. :)
Hasselhoff Fun
David Hasselhoff Compendium
Hasselhoff Image Database
Drop It Like Its Hoff
The REAL David Hasselhoffs
My Resume
