New York-based actor/comedian. I was born on St. Patrick's Day 1970 to a close-knit Irish Catholic family in Brooklyn, New York. My favorite colors are blue and green, I'm fanatically polite and super-turned off when others aren't. I share a birthday with Rob Lowe, Billy Corgan and Patrick Duffy. The astrological ramifications of this are staggering. I'm a sound lad. I have a degree in English from Penn State and masturbate FAR too much. I never stick my arm in a closing elevator or train door to reopen it, even if I am late for a meeting or audition, because I hate being 'That Guy.' If I were a rapper, which I know I am not, my handle would be 'Pasty Zeke.' I think that German is the sexiest spoken language, but only when screamed by men, and with an extreme sense of urgency. GO GIANTS!A little grammar lesson, kiddies. 'Your sexy' is grammatically incorrect, unless you meant to say 'Your sexy ass in those jeans is making my folds wet' but got too excited to finish the thought. You were looking to use 'You're,' for Christ's sake. Put down your sidekicks and pay attention in English class, you malignant fucks. Or better yet, read a book. Thanks for the compliment, though!
At The Flea:
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www.nsreporter.com/clips/reviews/Kate%20C.htm
www.thebrooklynrail.org/theater/march05/ubu.html
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