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Danny Minger

Ugly. Worthless. Broken. The mirror has spoken.

About Me

MSN Instant Messenger: [email protected]

My (very old) Blurty

My Interests

Cunt.

I'd like to meet:

While you breathe here, now
You realise the real truth
You can rely on no-one because they will betray you.

Music:

2 Unlimited, 3-Way Cum, 1905, Abraham Cross, Abruptum, Abuso Sonoro, Academy 23, Accion Mutante, AC/DC, Acursed, Afflicted, Afterbirth, After the Massacre, Against Empire, Aghast, A-Heads, Tetuzi Akiyama, Aksak Maboul, Alien Porno Midgets, All Systems Fail, Alternate System, Alternative, Oren Ambarchi, Ambush, Amebix, A.M.M., Amon Duul, Anaeroba, Anarcrust, Angels Of Light, Animist Orchestra, Another Destructive System, Another Oppressive System, Anthrax, Anti Cimex, Antimatter, Anti-Product, Antischism, Antisect, Anti-System, AOS3, Apatia No, A//Political, The Apostles, A.P.P.L.E., Area, Argue Damnation, Armistice, Art Bears, Asbestos, Asocial, Assassination, Assassins Of Hope, Assuck, The Astronauts, Atheist, Atrocious Madness, At the Gates, Aube, Audio Kollaps, Augur, Auktion, Aura Noir, Aus Rotten, Autechre, Autonomy, Autopsy, Robbie Avenaim, Avskum, Axegrinder, Axiom, Bad Brains, Ballast, Banco Del Mutuo Soccorso, Bela Bartok, Basta Basta, Bastard, Martyn Bates, Franco Battiato, Battle Of Disarm, Behind Enemy Lines, Marc Behrens, Burkhard Beins, Justin Bennett, Hector Berlioz, Keith Berry, Philippe Besombes, Beyond Description, Maurizio Bianchi, Bickle's Cab, Biosphere, Biota, Bisk, Black Kronstadt, Black Sabbath, Blasphemy Squad, Blatz, Olivia Block, Bloodbath, Blood Sucking Freaks, Blot Mine, Blut Aus Nord, Boards Of Canada, Body Soil, Bola, Bolt Thrower, Bombanfall, Bombstrike, Born/Dead, Boxed In, Boycot, Broken, Brutal Truth, Bug Central, Burning Kitchen, Burning the Prospect, John Butcher, John Cage, Calloused, Caravan, Carcass, The Caretaker, Carnage, Carpathian Forest, Cassette Boy, The Casualties, Catalogue, Catapilla, Caustic Christ, Cemetary, Cephalic Carnage, Andrew Chalk, Chaos U.K., Chaotic Dischord, Richard Chartier, Chas 'n' Dave, Chronicle A/D, Cimex, Citizen Fish, Civilised Society, Clive's Original Band, Jean Cohen-Solal, Coil, Jonathan Coleclough, Shirley Collins, Come, Comus, Concrete Sox, The Conet Project, Confirmed Kill, Confuse, Conquest Of Steel, Consume, Consumer Electronics, Contrast Attitude, Contravene, Philip Corner, Corona, Cos, Countdown To Armageddon, Counter Attack, Craft, Crass, The Cravats, Creation Is Crucifixion, Cress, Cripple Bastards, Crossing Chaos, Crow, Crucifix, Crude S.S., Crudity, Cryptic Slaughter, Crypt Of Kerberos, C-Schulz, Culture Shock, Cyness, D.A.F., Werner Dafeldecker, Damage Case, Darkthrone, Yannick Dauby, Death, Death Breath, Deathside, Decapitated, Decontrol, Dedalus, Defector, Dekadent, Desecration, Desobediencia Civil, Destroy, Destroyer 666, Desultory, Detestation, Deviated Instinct, Devo, Dictator, Die Trip Computer Die, Dirt, Dir Yassin, Disaffect, Disarm (Brazil), Disarm (Sweden), Discard, Dischange, Discharge, Disclose, Disfear, Diskonto, Dismember, Disorder, Disparity, Disrupt, Dissystema, DJ Rubbish, Tod Dockstader, Dodsdomd, Dog Faced Hermans, Dona Maldad, Doom, Dotfuckingcom, Driller Killer, Dropdead, John Duncan, Dust Noise, Dying Fetus, Dystopia, Earth Citizens, Earthride, Earth Today, Easpa Measa, East 17, Egg, Ekkaia, Electric Wizard, Electro Hippies, Leif Elggren, Emperor, Endstand, English Dogs, Entombed, The Epileptics, Eradicate, Erikm, Escato, Etant Donnes, Etron Fou Leloublan, Eucharist, Evil Empire, The Ex, Excrement Of War, Excruciate, Excruciating Terror, Exekuce, Existench, Exitstance, Extinction Of Mankind, Extreme Noise Terror, Eyeless In Gaza, Joe Fagin, Fallas Del Sistema, Fatal Microbes, F.D.S., Fear Of God, Morton Feldman, Christian Fennesz, Ferocious X, Luc Ferrari, Festa Desperato, Filth Of Mankind, Filthpact, Final, Flamen Dialis, Fleas and Lice, Flowers In the Dustbin, Flux, Flux Of Pink Indians, Flyblown, Forest, Four Letter Word, Framtid, Reinhold Friedl, Frigora, Fred Frith, Tetsuo Furudate, Garmonbozia, G.B.H., Generacion Perdida, General Surgery, Genocide S.S., Gescom, G.G.F.H., Michael Gira, G.I.S.M., Give Up All Hope, Global Holocaust, Gloom, Godflesh, God Macabre, Gong, Gore, Gorerotted, Gorgoroth, Paul Gough, Grave, Grotesque, Grotus, Gruel, John Grzinich, Guided Cradle, Bernhard Gunter, The Hafler Trio, Hagar the Womb, Hajsch, Graham Halliwell, Robert Hampson, Hands To, Mick Harris, Harum Scarum, Hatfield and the North, The Haunted, Carl Michael Von Hausswolff, Franz Hautzinger, Hawkwind, Hazard, Health Hazard, Hellbastard, Hellhammer, Hellkrusher, Henry Cow, Heresy, Hero Dishonest, Hiatus, His Hero Is Gone, Holokaust, Gustav Holst, Homesick Abortions, The Homosexuals, Honey Bane, John Hudak, Human Error, Humanicide, The Iconoclast, Icons Of Filth, Ryoji Ikeda, Ilitch, Illdad, Immolation, Immortal, Incontrollados, The Incredible String Band, Infanticide, Inner Terrestrials, Insision, Interment, Internal Autonomy, In the Shit, Invazija, I Shot Cyrus, Iskra, Jansky Noise, Philip Jeck, Jello, Jeph Jerman, Jobbykrust, Juggling Jugulars, Kaaos, Jason Kahn, Kakistocracy, Zbigniew Karkowski, Karma Sutra, Roland Kayn, Kegcharge, Khanate, Kismet H.C., Thomas Koner, Kong, Kontraattaque, Kontrovers, Tomas Korber, Krigshot, Kronstadt Uprising, Kuolleet Kukat, Christof Kurzmann, Kvoteringen, Kylesa, Lard Free, Alan Lamb, Bill Laswell, Lawnmower Deth, Lazarus Blackstar, Thomas Lehn, Jason Lescalleet, Liberty, Life, Life Crisis, Gyorgy Ligeti, Limp Wrist, Rune Lindblad, Litmus Green, Looking For An Answer, Loop, Francisco Lopez, Los Crudos, Los Dolares, Lost Cherrees, Alvin Lucier, Lull, M:40, Macabre, Macrofarge, The Magits, Magma, Main, Makiladoras, Man Is the Bastard, Mankind?, Man the Conveyors, Lionel Marchetti, Walter Marchetti, Marduk, Massgrav, Mass Grave, Masskontroll, Massmord, Mass Seperation, Matching Mole, Matera, Mau Maus, Mayhem, M.D.C., Meanwhile, Media Children, Meet the Virus, Mellow Candle, Daniel Menche, The Mental, Menudo, Merciless, Migra Violenta, M.I.M.E.O., Mirror, Misery, Misery Index, Kiyoshi Mizutani, Mnortham (Michael Northam), The Mob, Mob 47, Monos, Claudio Monteverdi, Monuments To Ruins, Morbid, Morbid Angel, Morphogenesis, Mouth Sewn Shut, Moving Gelatine Plates, Gunter Muller, Mushroom Attack, Muslimgauze, Mutual Aid, Mutual Assured Destruction, My Own Lies, Toshimaru Nakamura, Naked, Naked Aggression, Naked City, Napalm Death, Nasum, National Health, Nausea, Necrophobic, Seth Nehil, Nifelheim, Nihilist, B.J. Nilsen, No Conforme, Jerome Noetinger, Non, Luigi Nono, Noothgrush, No Security, No Solution, Nuclear Death Terror, Nurse With Wound, The Obsessed, O.L.D., Omega Tribe, OneWordSolution, Operation, Opus Avantra, Jim O'Rourke, PainKiller, Charlemagne Palestine, Paragraf 119, Evan Parker, Bernard Parmegiani, P.C.M., Krzysztof Penderecki, Pentagram, Pestilence, Phobia, Picchio Dal Pozzo, Pierrot Lunaire, Pink Turds In Space, Pisschrist, The Pist, James Plotkin, Poikkeus, Poison Girls, Poison Idea, Police Bastard, Political Asylum, Popol Vuh, Porter Ricks, Positive Negative, Potential Threat, Michael Prime, The Profits, Project Hopeless, Protestera, Quoit, Rakkaus, Ramleh, Rat Bastards, Raw Tofu, Reality Crisis, Recharge, Recusant, Regurgitate, Peter Rehberg, Reign Of Bombs, Repulsion, Resist, Resist and Exist, Resistant Culture, The Restarts, Riistetyt, Terry Riley, Riot/Clone, Ristisaatto, Steve Roden, The Rotted, Rotten Cold, Rotten Sound, Keith Rowe, Rubella Ballet, Rudimentary Peni, Ruin, Sacher-Pelz, Sachiko M, Sacrilege, Sagor and Swing, Saint Just, Saint Vitus, Philip Samartzis, Samla Mammas Manna, Sangre, Sawn Off, Say No More, Scarred For Life, Janek Schaefer, Helmut Schafer, Marcus Schmickler, Franz Schubert, Robert Schumann, Schwartzeneggar, Scorched Earth Policy, Scorn, Scum Noise, Scum Of Toytown, The Sears, Sedition, Selfish, Matt Shoemaker, Siege, Martin Siewert, Sigtryggur Berg Sigmarsson, S.I.M.M., Sin Dios, Sinergia, Skiplickers, Skitkids, Skitsystem, Skrupel, The Skuds, Skullflower, Sleep, The Snipers, Social Conflict, Sofa Head, Soft Machine, Sore Throat, Britney Spears, Speedranch, Spirit Caravan, Spithead, Burkhard Stangl, State Children, State Of Fear, Joel Stern, Stopcox, Stormy Six, Demetrio Stratos, Richard Strauss, Strong Intention, Stupid Humans, Subhumans, Submission Hold, Substandard, Suffer, Taku Sugimoto, Suicide Watch, Sutcliffe Jugend, Swans, The System, Systematic Slaughter, System Shit, Taake, Tactile, Take That, Kent Tankred, Ghedalia Tazartes, Techno Animal, Terrorizer, Thatcher On Acid, Thin Lizzy, Third Ear Band, Thought Crime, Throbbing Gristle, Thulsa Doom, Tidal, Asmus Tietchens, John Tilbury, Time To Think, Rafael Toral, The Total End, Totalitar, Totuus, Tragedy, Trans Am, Toshiya Tsunoda, David Tudor, Twelve Thousand Days, Tyrant, Uncurbed, Unicorn Love, Unit, Univers Zero, Unkind, Unleashed, Unsane Crisis, Uprising, Edgard Varese, Voice Crack, The Voids, Vomit For Breakfast, Michael Vorfeld, V/Vm, Warcrimes, Warhead, Warpath, Mark Wastell, John Watermann, Chris Watson, Wat Tyler, The Weakener, Ralf Wehowsky, Whitehouse, Who Moved the Ground?, Whorehouse Of Representatives, Witchfinder General, Witch Hunt, Wolfbrigade, Wolf Eyes, Wolfpack, World Service, Wretched, Robert Wyatt, Iannis Xenakis, Xpozez, Ami Yoshida, Otomo Yoshihide, La Monte Young, Youth In Asia, Zegota, Zoe, Zounds, Zoviet France and more...

Movies:

Pickpocket; Eraserhead; Taxi Driver; Mouchette; The Wicker Man; Stalker; The Shout; Barry Lyndon; Dead Ringers; The Unfaithful Wife; The End Of Summer; Au Hasard Balthazar; Crash; Aguirre, Wrath Of God; The Offence; The Living Dead At the Manchester Morgue; The Wrong Man; Once Upon A Time In the West; Nosferatu the Vampyre; Rope; Repulsion; Ordet; The Elephant Man; Videodrome; Le Boucher; Psycho; Rita, Sue and Bob Too; Innocents With Dirty Hands; Scanners; The Tree Of Wooden Clogs; Woman Of the Dunes; Blow Out; The Brood; M; Witchfinder General; The Shining; Spider; Full Metal Jacket; The Long Good Friday; An Autumn Afternoon; The Spirit Of the Beehive; Paths Of Glory; Les Biches; Early Summer; 2001: A Space Odyssey; The King Of Comedy; Starship Troopers; Straw Dogs; The Conversation; The Anderson Tapes; The Enigma Of Kasper Hauser; Secret Defense; Woyzeck; Ugetsu Monogatari; Rear Window; Equinox Flower; The Trial Of Joan Of Arc; Light Years Away; Stroszeck; Body Double; Four Nights Of A Dreamer; Strangers On A Train; Floating Weeds; La Rupture; Even Dwarfs Started Small; This Man Must Die; A Clockwork Orange; Equus; Sansho Dayu; Tokyo Twilight; Lancelot Of the Lake; Kwaidan; Il Deserto Rosso; The Trial; GoodFellas; Late Autumn; Solaris; Diary Of A Country Priest; Prince Of the City; Une Partie De Plaisir; Fata Morgana; Bye Bye Monkey; Total Recall; Scum; Early Spring; Raging Bull; Alien; Spartacus; Fitzcarraldo; Demon Seed; L'Argent; Mean Streets; Providence; The Birds; Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask; Gertrud; Ohayo; Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer; The Devil, Probably; Q&A; The Pit and the Pendulum; The Flavour Of Green Tea Over Rice; Sleeper; Dr Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb; Naked Lunch; Casino; Marnie; RoboCop; Cobra Verde; Bananas; Serpico; Heart Of Glass; EXistenZ; Lost Highway; Ten Days' Wonder; A History Of Violence; The Killing; A Gentle Woman; Rabid; Tokyo Story; Lolita; The Legend Of the Holy Drinker; La Haine; Eyes Wide Shut; Once Upon A Time In America; The Dead Zone; After Hours; Tales Of Ordinary Madness; The Fly; Nada; Dog Day Afternoon; Vertigo; La Grande Bouffe; Shivers; A Man Escaped; Hiroshima Mon Amour; Good Morning. Films by Robert Bresson, David Cronenberg, Werner Herzog, Andrei Tarkovsky, Stanley Kubrick, Marco Ferreri, Yasujiro Ozu, Carl Theodor Dreyer, Kenji Mizoguchi, Claude Chabrol, Alfred Hitchcock and more...

Television:

Celebrity Suicide.

Books:

I can read you like a book, and not a good book. Certainly not Bravo Two-Zero by Andy McNab.

My Blog

Mind, mind, fucking mind...

THE HELL OF THE OTHER I have been crucified, many times, on alters belonging To all the individualist EgosOf all the tokens of the type I call the OtherI treat myself as a little above shitYet I keep ...
Posted by Danny Minger on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 09:53:00 PST

Updated

THE CONFIDENT ONE Now older, Confident One walks the streets he ownsEach stride - a punch into a future he owns too. Born to confidenceBorn to reach his wantsTo know himselfHis parents were bowled ove...
Posted by Danny Minger on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 05:45:00 PST

As ever

TO WAKE UP It was coldA cold that ran down To the bones at the bottomThe wind wasn't tenderIt dug its fingers Deep into the pale fleshThat tried to live Above the cold bonesThat was true abuse!With no...
Posted by Danny Minger on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 11:41:00 PST

The Alan Titchmarsh Show

What an utterly odd programme. It reminds me of a show Alan Partridge would do, one minute chatting to Norfolk's youngest butcher and the next discussing the pertinent political issues of the day with...
Posted by Danny Minger on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 04:11:00 PST

Got to give it up

ROCKS AND THE EARTH As first seen in a revelation by nature's most basic eyeA naturalistic jigsaw of rock upon rockAll hung perilously free and seriously unhingedBut solid to the sightRocks of curve, ...
Posted by Danny Minger on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 09:16:00 PST

The writers of Hollyoaks - misogynist wankers?

Whilst reclining in my drawing room for the last few few eves and weeks after enjoying fond memories of the rugger Six Nations down Twickers way, I have come upon a contemporary working class phenonem...
Posted by Danny Minger on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 11:46:00 PST

Motherballs - just some of the sayings of my mother

ENJOY."Siobhan went to see Final Scream last night.""We'll start from the bottom and work us way down.""Is it a canine dog?""Is this oxfam soup?""The people who bought that were really expensive.""It'...
Posted by Danny Minger on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 03:22:00 PST

Absolutely horrendous

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?7. How long do you think we will be frien...
Posted by Danny Minger on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 07:53:00 PST

Wise words that have held me in good sted for the rest of my life...Thanks a fucking lot!

"Daniel had continued to approach most of his work in school with quiet but thoughtful interest.  He had made good progress in most subjects, and some of his writing shows quirte a sophisticated ...
Posted by Danny Minger on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 11:42:00 PST

One, two, three...

1 Like breath, natural and free, plagal stops chart the ebb and flow of contrapuntal wavesThe song sends fond thoughts flowing through warming bloodAnd stirs clear images of his day It was a time of s...
Posted by Danny Minger on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 11:06:00 PST