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trix

About Me

If thou wilt slay her! Only fear to see Her visage, lest she snare thee and thou fall! She snareth strong men's eyes; she snareth tall Cities; and fire from out her eateth up Houses. Such magic hath she, as a cup Of death!////////////////////eatmypussywhilstiwatchcartoons//// /////////////////////Puppy eyes puppy eyes tearing claws spitting prideRoll over! Roll over! Roll over! Roll over!Pretty please pretty play chase away chase awayNasty nasty snapping nasty biting spitting nasty nastyHammer hammer teeth nails sit sit sit sitBitch won't beg bitch can't lick bitch can't do those clever tricksHeel fetch run lie nasty nasty snapping nastySee these eyes puppy eyes roll over and die die dieBad dog you bad dog you bad dog you bad dogPlayful dog with trouble and spice nasty nice nasty niceSlip the lead fight fight my bark is softer than my biteRoll over roll over mock each chewing spewing mouthfulHammer hammer teeth nails bad dog bad dogGood girl pat pat bad dog smack smackHere's a bitch who'll give it back snap snap snap snap

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Guy Fawkes.

My Blog

Hyeenas in Petticoats

So its official, Im in a band again. I feel immensely privelidged to be playing with three extremely talented young ladies. We did a couple of gigs this weekend, which were slightly shambolic, but its...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Mar 2009 17:44:00 GMT

Why being a Riot Grrrl is hard (and why I now hate Stylophones).

Just after new year I was sat in a flat in London with a load of blokes. We had been out all night and had all piled back there, rowdy and drunk (this one guy especially so). The pink champagne was ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jan 2009 15:07:00 GMT

Blonde wig

Look at those peers of the gods, and hear what Claudius suffered.Soon as his august wife was sure that her husband was sleeping,This imperial whore preferred, to a bed in the palace,Some low mattress,...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 09:24:00 GMT

Tesco Value Heart

My brother Adam has just waved the Tesco Catalogue in my face."Have you seen Tesco Direct now?!" He exclaimed in his usual, overly exited tone of voice. "They sell EVERYTHING"I felt a swell of despera...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 13:19:00 GMT

Jabbing my mascara into the judgmental eyeballs of bitchfaced "feminism".

HeyaHey Trix.....er, are you going out tonight? You look...No, I dont think so why.....what?...What?What did you just say?What? I didnt say anything.Yeah you did, you just said "You look..."(nervous...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 04:07:00 GMT