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The Shawnzie Superstore!!

June 16th @ the Cicero Stadium!!!

About Me

Well, what's to say about the Shawnzie that hasn't been written on a bathroom wall. I sing for The Manacondas. I also am working on the greatest piece of entertainment known to man, HELLVIS. I am a mailman, and a pretty damn good one too! On the third Saturday of every month you will find me at working for the greatest ladies in the world, next to my mother and grandma, THE WINDY CITY ROLLERS!!!! I got a lot of really good friends who are my family. So I am truly lucky that I have so many wonderful people as my support system. That being said, I am kind of a big deal!!! Which fucked-up genius composer are you?
Hank Williams... you're fucked up on drinks, pills and a broken heart. You'll die young and wild, but influence more people than you could ever imagine. If it wasn't for you, rock n roll would be nothing more than benign and insipid.
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My Interests

Shawnzie --
[adjective]:

Like in nature to a train-riding hobo

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I'd like to meet:

Business majors that want to be strippers. Must love unicorns and have never consumed corn.

Music:

Top Five Favorite Bands 1.Motorhead 2.KISS 3.Supersuckers 4.Nashville Pussy 5.Turbonegro

Movies:

It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the Shawnzie.

Which movie was this quote from?

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Television:

The Office, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Terminator

Books:

Chuck Klosterman, Hunter S. Thompson

Heroes:

Rodney Dangerfield

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My Blog

DVD BLOWOUT!!!

Ok..here is the list of all the DVDS I am selling...they are all in excellent condition.  I just never watch them as much as I would like.  So if any of these interest you, let me know...FIV...
Posted by The Shawnzie Superstore!! on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 09:10:00 PST

well, my life has totally changed today...

so, some of you have been concerned about a mood i have been in.  i was quick to write it off as "the pain" I have been going through.  that, in fact, was a lie.  i am in no pain whatso...
Posted by The Shawnzie Superstore!! on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:34:00 PST

Shawnzie’s Favorite Albums of 07

and in typical fashion it takes me till nearly the end of march to do it....here goes nothing, for the five people that read this or care...The Electric Six-I will Exterminate Everything Around Me Tha...
Posted by The Shawnzie Superstore!! on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 07:44:00 PST

Thanksgiving ’07

So.... A lot of people bitch about Thanksgiving and the holidays, but I really enjoy being with my friends, family and all the people I love.  Although, I shouldn't take a single day for you to r...
Posted by The Shawnzie Superstore!! on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 05:10:00 PST

The Truth Behind Danzig

::Thanks to Lisa Schilling, and McSweeny's where this was originally published::Glenn Danzig Glenn Danzig was never born. Instead, he was fashioned out of rock and steel by seven separate gods from s...
Posted by The Shawnzie Superstore!! on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 07:09:00 PST

Things overheard by Shawnzie

    So I overheard this while I was selling tickets at the roller derby this weekend...."would it have killed you to use the toilet henry"This made me laugh, so I decided to share it wi...
Posted by The Shawnzie Superstore!! on Wed, 23 May 2007 02:59:00 PST

2006, may you rot and burn in hell!

2006 was one for the record books as one of the worst years of my life.   So as we are on the cusp of a new year I look to the future with optimism because the worst is over. Now is time to ...
Posted by The Shawnzie Superstore!! on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 06:40:00 PST

Shawnzie's Favorite Albums of 2006

I like these and maybe you have heard them and maybe not but I recommend them all.  These are in no particular order. 10-Electric Six-Senor Smoke 9-The Hellacopters-Rock N' Roll is Dead 8-Beck-Th...
Posted by The Shawnzie Superstore!! on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 03:18:00 PST

Kissin' Hands And Shakin' Babies

you know those moments in your life where you go to yourself, "oh fuck-a-doodle-doo, I gotta do something to change my life"?  yeah i am having one of those moments right now...the past few week...
Posted by The Shawnzie Superstore!! on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 07:07:00 PST

I Love Heavy Metal!!

So....Apparently, I have been doing things the wrong way.  Living my life in such a manner that I am not right.  What is this that I speak of??  Well for the last few days I have heard ...
Posted by The Shawnzie Superstore!! on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 01:28:00 PST