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White Gold and the Calcium Twins

We’re here to rock the world’s face off.

About Me

About White Gold
and the Calcium Twins Guitar geniuses like White Gold SM aren't just born. They're honed. Crafted. Perfected. It's not genetic coding; there isn't a strand of DNA that automatically infuses an artist with milk into their veins and calcium into their bones. For this maestro, consumption was the only way to become reborn and set free.
Before the luscious white mane, the four-hour guitar solos and ripped abdominals, there was White Gold SM , the man. A mess of frail hair, a dull smile and a scrawny body. It was a rockless bottom for White Gold SM . He couldn't finish a three-song set without being booed off the stage and thrown out onto the street.
Then something changed. White Gold's SM voice started sounding like nothing ever heard before - was it voice training or was he more well-rested? His sculpted biceps were shredding his T-shirts. His skin had a sexy, healthy glow about it. Gossip columns questioned whether White Gold SM had had work done. He strongly denied it, saying, "Everyone needs to chill, like my milk does. It's all good. I'm just a vessel for the white genius to flow."
About this time, White Gold SM met musical phenoms Skimberly and Wholena, now known across the world as "The Calcium Twins SM ." The twins' unrivaled musical talent, matched only by their bewitching good looks, catapulted White Gold's SM unique sound to an unparalleled new level. Together, they released "Ends, Split Ends." They began selling out theaters, and their infectious single "The Milkionaire" began to snowball.
White Gold and the Calcium Twins SM latest and most anticipated album "The Best I Can Give Is 2% SM " will be available on WhiteGoldIsWhiteGold.com April 7. The album will contain five new tracks and is scheduled to be released on iTunes later this spring.
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Music:

Member Since: 2/4/2008
Band Website: whitegoldiswhitegold.com
Band Members: White Gold (guitar/vocals)
Skimberly (drums)
Wholena (bass)

Influences: “Originality is the confluence of the opposite of epitome.” - White Gold
Sounds Like: A free fall through a milktastical galaxy
Record Label: CMPB
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Dr. Dairywiggle Wants You To Download Our Ditty

Great news friends, fans, and nappers  I just put our hit single, "Dr. Dairywiggle's Luxurious Lullaby Ride into the Creamy Cave of Wonderment," up on our page for you. For me. For free. To download ...
Posted by White Gold and the Calcium Twins on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 05:24:00 PST

Kayaking Down the Amazon.com River

So, yeah. I know I've been a little MIA these days. Well, I know where I am, because I keep good track of myself. Usually. But you don't know. Unless I tell you. Or you're a spy. Or you read it in the...
Posted by White Gold and the Calcium Twins on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 11:24:00 PST

Going The Extra 2%

Rock Fans, White Gold, the man, the myth, the milk legend, me, had a little sweepstakes thing going on my fan page. I'm sure you heard about it, but if not, the deal was if you sign up and become one...
Posted by White Gold and the Calcium Twins on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 02:49:00 PST

White Gold = Barry Manilow ?

Video blog time! I'm not going to write anything else, because then this would be a regular blog, and then the title would be a lie. So watch the video. Because that's what you're supposed to do with ...
Posted by White Gold and the Calcium Twins on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 01:37:00 PST

Old School Fitness Fuel

Remember how I mentioned that the Calcium Twins and I play Smoothie Charades? Well I found this awesome website that beat us to the punch and made up smoothie recipes already. It's like they cut the t...
Posted by White Gold and the Calcium Twins on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:01:00 PST

Smoothie Charades

The Calcium Twins and I have this tradition when we're on the road. Every morning we wake up, look at ourselves in the mirror&Flex a little&You know, admire our hair, our teeth, our toenails. And then...
Posted by White Gold and the Calcium Twins on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 03:37:00 PST

Bagel + Peanut Butter  1% = Sorrow

Now I try to keep the blog on the cheery side. Sunny. Light. Like skim. There's enough destruction and lactose intolerance in the world, that I don't need to add to suffering with blog smog. But every...
Posted by White Gold and the Calcium Twins on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 09:17:00 PST

I Fancy Furry Felines

Remember this furry little feline from my "Is It Me or Do You Love My Hair" video? (If this doesn't ring a bell, then clearly, you're not spending enough time on our milktastical website WhiteGoldIsWh...
Posted by White Gold and the Calcium Twins on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 09:34:00 PST

A (White) Gold Medal in Mini Golf

The other day the Calcium Twins and I were looking for something fun to do. We had already worked out twice and had six photo shoots with ourselves. (Not REAL photo shoots. Photo shoots on WhiteGoldIs...
Posted by White Gold and the Calcium Twins on Fri, 23 May 2008 04:34:00 PST

Theres More Where This Came From

Good news guys. Well good news if you like reading my blog. Good news if you want to read more about the life and times of White Gold. If you don't like that sort of stuff, then it isn't good news. Bu...
Posted by White Gold and the Calcium Twins on Tue, 20 May 2008 05:14:00 PST