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Dave Grogan

We do not quit playing because we grow old, we grow old because we quit playing. ‹(•¿•)›

About Me

I have had alot of fun with My Space. Enough fun that I didn't delete my account when Fox and Rupert Murdock took over. I use it to keep up with distant friends, old co-workers and relatives. I have meet a few strangers here as well, but not as strange as my friends and family. I am married to a kick ass woman named Hillary and have 2 awesome dogs, and a pair of cats who keep me happy and grounded. I'm a certified massage therapist who practices a much more therapeutic style of massage. I have worked for Physical Therapy clinics, and with doctors and hospitals under prescription from physicians. I belong to a Finnish Club in Wixom that has almost 100 acres of old growth trees and 2 lakes. We have a Sauna, Clubroom with bar, and about 100 cabins members can buy or rent. If you have family from Finland you should join ASAP!!! Check them out at www.finncamp.org . I am the sweetest man you ever met, or the prick you hope to never meet again. It just depends on how we meet. I do anything for people, even people I don't know. But I don't suffer fools well, and will tell you to stop being an asshole to help you out, not to ridicule you. But it almost never is seen as a favor when I point out someones public stupidity. Go figure. But I am "Fucking Funny" as my Grammy always said. But like a fart, that kind of humor is only funny when it's its not pointed at you. I used to think I was a savant, but it turned out I was just retarded.I am worried when I see how many Americans don't want to know about bad things being done to them, and for them, by the government. They seem to think it is unpatriotic to question the people who work for us, or that politics are boring and they don't want to play. That is like finding a crack pipe in your teenage daughters backpack, and ignoring it. If you aren't involved in stopping bad things, you are doing bad things. Tracking every lie this government tells would drive anyone crazy. Just pick an issue you care about, and research it. Just learn something, figure out what is going on, and then share it. People who give up freedom for safety deserve neither. Its like Rama-Lama Ding Dong, or Give Peace A Chance. Its just music nonsense.
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My Interests

Estate Sales in Grosse Pointe. Roaming through the old 3 and 4 story houses looking for treasures. Live music and travel with a concert or festival as a destination is a great time to me. I like Art openings with free drinks and food, and The Dirty show in Detroit is always a favorite. I have a sweet cabin at a Finnish Retreat, on a lake in Wixom. I love to rock in the double hammock, swim in the extra clean lake, sauna at 200 degrees, and golf. BBQ and cocktails also are a good reason to head out there.

I'd like to meet:

Tom Waits would be my first choice. But good and interesting people are always encouraged to write. I have a good woman who is getting all my attention, and I'm not gay, so if your here for some nookie, the store is closed. God! I hate when I get treated like a piece of meat.,|,, (-_-) ,,|,If you write a note and have something to say, I usually respond. I'm not the type to just add any person or band or web cam slut just to pad my friend list. Most of the people on my list are actually friends. even if they happened to be in a band or an actual web slut. But I WOULD like to have more friends than my dog Gracie someday.

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Music:

I love live music first. I would go see Bon Jovi live if it came down to it. I would just hope I wouldn't have too. In rock I like Brother who is from from Australia, Old Lou Reed, Cake, subdudes, Beatles, Ramones, John Hiatt, Southern Culture On The Skids, King Khan, Iggy and the Stooges, Bryan Ferry, Paul Weller, Bowie, Dead Boys, The Samples, Stevie Ray Vaughn. I don't dig Hair Metal, anyone from American Idol, over produced second albums, and rich kids who play punk rock. In country I like Towns Van Zant, Lyle Lovett, Johnny Cash, Jenn Cass, New Riders of the Purple Sage, Graham Parsons, All 3 Hank Williams, Bill Monroe, David Allen Coe, Joe Ely, The Wrenfields, Ryan Adams, Blue Mountain, The Gourds, Hayseed Dixie {They do ac/dc covers to Bluegrass} and OLD Chris Le Deux. I don't dig no warmed over pretty boy young country, Midwestern suburbanites with a fake Arkansas accent's and stars who move to Europe just to get away from America, but sell themselves wrapped in the flag, like Shania. I like Jazz, Blues, Zydeco, Folk, Classical { Not much on Baroque} Soul, Funk, Standards, Ska, Punk, Bluegrass. If you get the impression I like music your are reading me right. I'm not much into radio music, but I will listen to anything once. And before I forget.........Clear Channel is the Devils Douche. They are the biggest enemy of art and entertainment since J Edgar Hoover.

Movies:

I have a 62 in TV with a Video Disc player, Video CD player,Laser Disc player, DVD Recorder, Surround Sound and all cable channels, so I watch alot of movies. I just never go to the Theater. I like to watch suspense, Red Rock West and good action, Lock Stock and 2 Smokin Barrels, classic comedies like Holy Grail, music documentaries, concerts and cult and art house movies. No Steven Segal or Pauly Shore.

Television:

** Great show Alert** If you haven't seen Dexter, do it ASAP. This is the best show on TV maybe in history. They even ended a great season without a stupid cliffhanger and had it all make sense in the end. Other than that, I have always enjoyed people who make fools of themselves for others enjoyment, so I have liked a few reality shows. I'm trying not to tease or mock others,which is very hard for me, so it is fun for me when people do it to themselves. I love 6 Feet Under and the Daily Show. The Simpson's is sublime and just discovered "Cheap Seats" on ESPN. Kind of like Mystery Science Theater, but with old sports shows. My second favorite is an obscure BBC program called League of Gentlemen. Soooooo funny, but it's only on DVD and Video. I have a home theater in the room with my computer, so I am often running both at the same time.

Books:

My over active brain makes it hard to deal with long novels and stories, but Please Kill Me, The Oral History of Punk Rock was great. I also read so much online I don't have much time for paper forms of communication.

Heroes:

I admire people who do what is right even when there is a personal cost . This country was built by people like that, statesmen and heroes. It has been gifted to modern politicians who are the clumps of dreck that float to the top of a pot of scumbag stew. Its a shame, really.

My Blog

Burning Man Simulation

If you want the experience of going to Burning man, without the actual visit, try this.Tear down your house. Put it in a truck. Drive 10 hours in any direction. Put the house back together. Invit...
Posted by Dave Grogan on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 09:09:00 PST

Way Better than a Stay-cation

Now that people can't afford a real vacation they are promoting a Stay-cation, where you stay home and have fun. Here are a few other option to a vacation:Amwaycation - Spend the week with your friend...
Posted by Dave Grogan on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 06:00:00 PST

Fusion Baby

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Posted by Dave Grogan on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 03:00:00 PST

Sweet Ass Rap

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Posted by Dave Grogan on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 05:21:00 PST

Quiz

Quiz (1) There's one "sport" in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.  What is it? (2) What famous North American ...
Posted by Dave Grogan on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 02:13:00 PST

Maybe our future is in the past

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Posted by Dave Grogan on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 04:57:00 PST

I got to try this one

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Posted by Dave Grogan on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:42:00 PST

Why Firetrucks Are Red...

Why Firetrucks Are Red... You see, my friend, it all has to do with tht number "two", because two times two is four, and four plus two is six, and six times two is twelve. Now, there's twelve i...
Posted by Dave Grogan on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 04:06:00 PST

David Byrne is a mad musical genius

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Posted by Dave Grogan on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 03:35:00 PST

Questions from Caroline

1.If actions are stronger than words, why is the pen mightier than the sword?A sword can be used by just one man, while the proper words at the right time can propel thousands into action.2.If you try...
Posted by Dave Grogan on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 10:23:00 PST