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Celebretarded

Are you as excited about us as we are?

About Me

We are the new Hollywood. We have limited talent, but use the Media to establish ourselves in the American public eye. We cater to the lowest common denominator, and there is no shortage of dim witted people who live vicariously through out miss-adventures. You envy and hate us. We are a monster who require Paparazzi, but detest and defame them. Why do things that happen to stupid people , keep happening to us? Please use this as a forum to make comments to this portion of Hollywood who needs to know what we truly think of them.

My Interests

Drinking Vodka and pretending its water {Only when underage}, Cocaine, Pot, OK ..any Drugs. We love publicity, long weekends in Vegas or at the Chateau Marmont. Sex with random DNA donors, and the power to hire and fire both staff and members of your own family. Falling in love with people who work for you is also a hoot. Then you get to break up with them and fire them at once. When they live with you, you hit the revenge trifecta. The 3 most stressful things are finding a place to live, a place to work, and a new love. Its like hitting the cycle for a mean girl.

I'd like to meet:

Bartenders, Drug Dealers, and Police with a soft spot for famous people. Nice Judges would be hot as well.

Music:

Any club music with tons of base and no soul. Something like a Paris Hilton CD.

Movies:

We would rather make a porn movie at home that go to the movies. Unless it is a red carpet premier and we get to flash our shaved clam to the world as we get out of a limo.

Television:

We love the news. They use time that could be wasted warning people about the looting of our rights and nation by a government gone feral, and use it to cover our arrests, drunken mistakes and even haircuts. You may see us on almost any show on TV, except for "Americas Got Talent", or "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?". I can tell by the name those are not our kind of shows.

Books:

Yea, right.

Heroes:

Paris Hilton, Anna Nichole Smith, Kato Kalen,Kim Kardashian, Brandon Davis, Nichole Richie,Lindsey Lowhan, Courtney Love and our fearless leader, Clay Aiken.

My Blog

song for Britney

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Posted by Celebretarded on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 04:53:00 PST

Paris Power Ballad

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Posted by Celebretarded on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 05:14:00 PST

Childish and immature

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Posted by Celebretarded on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 05:22:00 PST

Everyone wants to know

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Posted by Celebretarded on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:55:00 PST

A Day in Britney’s life

2:00pm: Britney is spotted driving erratically around the San Fernando Valley in her brand new black Mercedes-Benz. In the passenger seat is a bodyguard, believed to be the same former Israeli militar...
Posted by Celebretarded on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 05:24:00 PST

Britny goes Shopping

Then she ducks into the dressing room with (Adnan) Ghalib. He emerges with her black Am Ex.The card won't go through, but they keep trying it."Please," begs Ghalib, "get this done quickly."One of the ...
Posted by Celebretarded on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 04:31:00 PST

The Anti Christ is born in Hollywood.

Tom Cruise and Nichole could not conceive, and adopted2 kids. Now she is remarried to a guy with swimmersand she is pregnant. Katie Holmes was said on manyoccasions to be a virgin, and Tom thought it ...
Posted by Celebretarded on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 06:23:00 PST

British britney

Just when I thought it couldnt get any better, Us magazine is saying Un-fitney spoke with a British accent during her stay in the hospital.  Cherrio!It isn't the first time she changed her voice....
Posted by Celebretarded on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 01:46:00 PST

Nice house of skank Britney

The tabloid alleges that the plummeting pop star's Mulholland Drive mansion is equipped with a double-locked, X-rated "Fantasy Room" filled with ticklers, whips and fur-trimmed handcuffs hanging from ...
Posted by Celebretarded on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 07:36:00 PST

Amy looking for celebretarded status

Amy Whinehouse is a mess, sure. But talent had kept her from the ranks of the truly fucked up {Britney} or the no talent bimbo thrust in our face {Paris}. But she is spinning out of control. Here doin...
Posted by Celebretarded on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:12:00 PST