Shoulda Axed Somebody |
I didn't like you twenty years agoYou were a word that rhymed with ooshbag thenNow here we are in the cyberworldAnd you request to be my Myspace friendWell kindly go and fuck yourselfBefore I screw yo...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Jan 2009 13:06:00 GMT |
Concave brain is awright |
If you're even cautiously optimistic about tomorrow, don't wake up. There's entirely too much good shit out there for those of us who are hungry. On the bye, you fuckers that really know me may exclud...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 20:13:00 GMT |
If Burt Bacharach had a Twat. |
Certainly much of our passive-aggressive behavior would Not be appropiately directed. Lost in a dizzying tailspin, we would look to the likes of Kip Winger, Ronnie James Dio and Ricky Martin for emoti...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 17:15:00 GMT |
Collaboration Poetry. |
Bitter Anger
&...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 16:52:00 GMT |
Super Sized Slurpee |
My favorite convenient store denizen slowly emerges from behind the counter. Wild-eyed and undulating he slithers close to me. I can barely stomach the odoriferous emanations oozing from his being. Is...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 13:35:00 GMT |
