About Me

Welcome to the cracks in the pavement , where all your piss, blood and spit shower us with all your lies. We have grown to become everything you hate and despair about. We have grown to become your reflections. We h ave grown to become Thing A an d Thing B, but with no renegade cat to put everything back.

Innocence was once a sweet dish, but all of your family meals have planted all of your evils into it. Now it lays decaying and suffering. Like Laura Palmer, it is now Wrapped In Plastic , unable to scream out again.
You want to know about our fucking rock and roll music ? Behold the looking glass and gaze into the consequences. Remember - watch your back - as all the dead children come out to play.Some mAjor things are starting to happen throughout the filthiest spot in mortVillE
our new record will be released very very soon for everYOne of the trUe believeRs in papa Sam
wE'lL also put up some details about some exciting upcoming gigs in the next Few days
the next newsLetter will be sent Out in the next couple of weeks to eVeryone that has given us their addrEss
remember SAM AND DOG love you all

Remember, ring 0121 288 6660 and leave a message, or text us at 07964 412450 with all your intimate thoughts!

If you want to "receive" us in the post, just send us a message containing your name and address.

Our next gig - 29th of February, Scruffy Murphy's - FREE!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/22/2005
Band Website: wrappedinplastic.org
Band Members: National Hate Figure (Mr. Hate)

Vocalisation Domination * Destruction of Art:

Disparate and Sonically Distortion of scatological Art
Comes with 14'' dildo attachment and special co-co-candy-cane
Wears a suit of LSD for special needs

Squeaky

Stringed Guitarist Conjurations * Pornophonic Respiration:

Borne from Needle and Chatshow Convictions
Pierced domination of the sense with perfect harmony
A member of the Schulz-staffel of Minneapolis Fame

Rabbit

Head of Bassick Vibrations * The C-C-Candyman-iac:

From a distance, you wouldn't believe he's not real
Consists of several rubber bands and paperclips taken from thirteen issues of Beastial Monthly
Has only been found twice!

Influences: Marilyn Manson and the Spooky Kids, Nine Inch Nails, Richard Ramirez, Jack off Jill, Party Monster, Dr Shipman MD, White Zombie, Rob Zombie, Rammstein, System of a Down, Queens of the Stone Age, Devo, BOWIE!!!, The fun filled loins of Mr Fish, Smashing Pumpkins, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Babes in Toyland, Katastrophe Wife, Nick Cave and {the Bad Seeds/Birthday Party - delete as appropriate), The Rocky Horror Show, The Cure, Zodiac, Nirvana, The Michael Alig Show (Featuring James St. James), KMFDM
Sounds Like: "Goth rock punk that creeps around somewhere in the middle of Placebo, Nine Inch Nails and Marilyn Manson jamming naked in front of The Cat In The Hat"
Think early nineties Florida Alt Rock mixed with Trent's best wet dreams then left in a small cot with all the jocks and preps from Columbine; who were sent to Mortville on a school trip and abandoned there.:
"horror fun goth rock"
Twisted sick fusion of sixties Hannah Barbera tunes and psychedelia mixed with rock, vomit and all the tunes that Davidito would kill his mother to.:
"Wrapped in Plastic are those sickos that bribe you with sweets and then twist your brain with their gothy dark twisted rock"
Record Label: XXXXXMYSTERYINCXXXXXX
Type of Label: None

My Blog

The braindead zombie flesh eating night

Hey there dopes!Doing anything this Friday? You are now! What: The braindead zombie flesh eating night feat. The Fairytale, Wrapped in Plastic and Elmo SexwhistleWhere: Scruffy Murphy's in BirminghamW...
Posted by Wrapped in Plastic on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 06:02:00 PST

24th of January: Bar Academy snuff night

Helllllo kiddies,We will be rolling along to the BAR ACADEMY in BIRMINGHAM for some fun and filth on the 24TH OF JANUARY. Starting at 8pm and for a mere £5 on the door (£4 if you manage to c...
Posted by Wrapped in Plastic on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 12:02:00 PST

The Great Jack O Lantern Jack Off

Hi boys and gals,If you didn't know already then perhaps you deserve to spend Friday night alone masturbating, but because we're nice we'll let you in on a much more fun way to spend your quality time...
Posted by Wrapped in Plastic on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 04:18:00 PST

Newsletter on the way!

After postal strikes and my mysterious 72 hour plague, the newsletter is finally ready to be sent out so look out for yours in the post over the next few days! If any of you want a newsletter and aren...
Posted by Wrapped in Plastic on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 03:17:00 PST

Thanks for the sweeties!

Thanks to all those psychos that came and checked us out at Bar Academy! We had lots of fun with strobe lights, chocolate sauce and broken bass strings. Well, at least the drum machine got beaten into...
Posted by Wrapped in Plastic on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 01:32:00 PST

The Bar Academy freek show

Dear dopefiends,This Thursday (the 11th of October), we will be taking our super-fun-show to the Bar Academy for another night of abuse. For the mere price of £5 on the door or £4 if you manage to fin...
Posted by Wrapped in Plastic on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 01:58:00 PST

FREE gig at Scruffy’s in Birmingham

There's less than Seven days to go now until the Biggest Event This Year!AUGUST 29/ weds night, 16 and over (get a fake id if you don't fit herelil' cokehead) at SCRUFFY MURPHY'S, by the spooky abando...
Posted by Wrapped in Plastic on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 06:22:00 PST

Thanks and vote for us you dopefiends!

Thanks to everyone who came to see us at such short notice at the Jug of Ale on Thursday - it was a gig full of the usual antics plus the added surprise desctruction of our snare drum. So a fun-filled...
Posted by Wrapped in Plastic on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 07:25:00 PST

GIG - BIRMINGHAM - THIS THURSDAY - SATAN WANTS YOU

Dear kiddies, Thank you to everyone who joined us at the Dog and Trumpet in Coventry on Saturday. It was a fun gig full of the usual chaos and sweat. If you missed it, you definitely missed out! We ...
Posted by Wrapped in Plastic on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 02:15:00 PST

A very special surprize

Here's a special surprise that's been sanctioned by the Tipper Gore Association for Clean Art. Remember, keep the filth out of our Internet!Feel free to post, print, copy, abuse, anything you like - J...
Posted by Wrapped in Plastic on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 05:15:00 PST