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Miss Androgynoise

I am here for Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

.. .. .... .... An unusual, nineteen year old, heterosexual, total androgyne. That's all you need to know, unless you want to know more. I down lambrini from the bottle and have an addictive personality. I am very, very happy currently. Life is good, and I think it's gonna stay that way for a while.
I could write lots about myself, but if you want to know me, I'd sooner just tell you things in conversation. I hate writing, I'm a piss poor writer, but I subject myself to completing poetry and short stories nontheless. My favourite thing, without exception, is Throbbing Gristle. They are perfect, beautifully chaotic and utterly inspirational. Their importance to me is entirely unrivalled by anything else. Words cannot convey how much I love TG. I have met Genesis Breyer P-Orridge twice now, and will never forget either occasion.
Does your world know my shadow's near,
the loop of time I always fear?
The fact that I carelessly stepped
into my very own, dark trap?
You stride, I'm glancing at your belt
should I miss ay of the things I never felt?
The shaking hand of this olden maid
instead waters the flowers
on her ancient grave.

-Miss varney Cantodea

My Interests

I like:

Noise
Lambrini
Big cups of black cofee
Feeding bad habits
BLACKPOOL
Darkcide
Dancing, furiously
Scarlet at DV8
Bright Colours
Hallucination inducing things
Nice people
Prettiness
Unconventional beauty
Love
My cat
Making things
Rollercoasters
GHD's
Lager + Black
Unpredictability
Instrumental Jazz
Lee Morse's voice
The 1930's
Entire days spent reading
Open minded-ness
Genuine androgyny
Genesis Breyer P-Orridge
Helena Bonham Carter
Shocking things
Alternative things
When Chris comes to Bham
Meeting new people

And many many other things...

I dislike:

Meat...eurgh
Anybody who asks "are you a boy or girl"
Twats...
Dissapointing nights out
Scenegrind
'Tuff guy' metal
Moshpits, circle pits etc
Unintelligent black metal
Racism
Sexism
Homophobia
Varg Vikernes
NSBM
People who say: "I listen to everything"
People who alternate their beliefs to suit themselves or the situation.
People who simply cannot understand noise or field recording.

I'd like to meet:

My Friends:
Chris Collier :D
KIRSTY!
Matt
Dub
Adam
Norm
Danni
Bradd
Linda
Leanne, the man of measure to my lady of leisure
Mistress Juli!
Steve

Anybody who felt sympathy for Miss Havisham, anybody who truely appreciates sound on a non-musical level. And vegetarians, certainly.

Music:

THROBBING GRISTLE
PSYCHIC TV
PTV3

Atrax Morgue
Stockhausen
Cage
Depraved Heart Crime
Citalopram
Nicole 12
Nurse With Wound (debut)
Violent Onsen Geisha
Toshiya Tsunoda

Deathspell Omega
The Smiths
Sopor Aeternus
t.A.T.u.

Songs about bondage
Songs about cross dressers
HARSH FUCKING NOISE

Movies:

The Cat returns
Glen or Glenda
Hackers
CABARET
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
The Revengers Comedies

Television:

Question time
Nevermind the Buzzcocks

Books:

Haruki Murakami (is my favourite author)

Arthur Rimbaud
Oscar Wilde
Charles Dickens

Marquis De Sade!

Heroes:

My top 4 people.

I love Genesis Breyer P-Orridge.

Francis Begbie

My Blog

A draft Im sharing with you

I think it has some potential, however small..How indifference lies coldly,undoing communication and developing tense.Windows are painted opaque by night,outside sees as vaguely as me.How tragic that ...
Posted by Miss Androgynoise on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 01:58:00 PST

I told a lie...

In my last blog.And now I go to work.
Posted by Miss Androgynoise on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:54:00 PST

I feel no better...well, I do actually.

"Get over it", "Move on", "It doesn’t matter what other people say"...there, now all that’s out the way, you don’t need to say it again. I’ve taken it all on board, and I&rsquo...
Posted by Miss Androgynoise on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 01:56:00 PST

I’m depressed?

.circa totse 2006.Yoooour killing a southern belle. I don't THINK I have any particular time to be in my placement at. It's not even really work. I have shitty supply work and a temporary placement. I...
Posted by Miss Androgynoise on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 12:20:00 PST

Black metal humour

Hey, get this, Abbath is NOT funny. There is nothing remotely funny about 'grimness' or 'Frost', it stopped being funny in 2001. If you think Norwegian black metal is so funny and stupid, stop being a...
Posted by Miss Androgynoise on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 02:32:00 PST

New blogggg

So, I haven't wrote anything bloggish in a while now. My personal journal is entirely inactive. I hope to change that soon. But anyway, I should discuss the last week and weekend here. There is a lot ...
Posted by Miss Androgynoise on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:50:00 PST

New blogggg

So, I haven't wrote anything bloggish in a while now. My personal journal is entirely inactive. I hope to change that soon. But anyway, I should discuss the last week and weekend here. There is a lot ...
Posted by Miss Androgynoise on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:51:00 PST

This weekend

So, I met Matt, Sky and Norm in Costers. Seen Zoe and Amiee (have I spelt that right???) too :-D Sky designed me an outfit on paper for next Scarlet, so thats all cool and sorted now. We discussed thi...
Posted by Miss Androgynoise on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 07:03:00 PST

Read me, its a sexy thing to do

I am about to think out loud. This blog is an act of total selfishness, and I may or may not agree with what is said here at a later point.I may have added you...I've added cool things....awesome thin...
Posted by Miss Androgynoise on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 01:10:00 PST

Im sick of

Noise causes my mind to drift away from myself, noise is hideous in its own beautiful way. Throbbing Gristle, whilst not strictly noise, are able to do the same but far better than any other band or m...
Posted by Miss Androgynoise on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 07:15:00 PST