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Black Cletus

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About Me

What better way to find out about me then to: * Take the quiz. jebus mary and the holy donkey want you to. speaking of, why was there really no mention of that majestic beast the donkey after the birth? after all he did for them too. ingrates. also, by the by, isn't the donkey usually associated with satan? am i making that shit up? i know pigs and flys are. flys like donkeys. huh.
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Your Brain's Pattern
You have a dreamy mind, full of fancy and fantasy.
You have the ability to stay forever entertained with your thoughts.
People may say you're hard to read, but that's because you're so internally focused.
But when you do share what you're thinking, people are impressed with your imagination. What Pattern Is Your Brain?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: kathleen
Birthday: 5-21-77
Birthplace: flagstaff, az.
Current Location: tucson,az
Eye Color: hazel or greeny-browny dirt like
Hair Color: today? brownish with a heavy sprinkle of gray
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: r
Your Heritage: pink like a baby mouse
The Shoes You Wore Today: none yet
Your Weakness: bitches with nice titties, kyrptonite, my son's laugh
Your Fears: comb overs
Your Perfect Pizza: pine nuts, red peppers, & spinach
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: world domination, of course
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I rarely use this feature, I like the telephone.
Thoughts First Waking Up: coffee
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes, lips, tits
Your Bedtime: n/a, I'm a grown ass woman
Your Most Missed Memory: if it's missing how can I remember it?
Pepsi or Coke: soda makes your penis shrink
MacDonalds or Burger King: where should I start? giant corporations suck. this type of food will make you die an ugly and festering death. hormones in your meat makes your penis shrink too.
Single or Group Dates: I need not date
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: hot tea i make at home from weeds and shit.
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate with swirls of fudge and truffles.
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee, none of that foofy shit for me
Do you Smoke: not any more
Do you Swear: no.
Do you Sing: yes
Do you Shower Daily: no
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: did it, baby
Do you want to get Married: eh...I barely know you
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes, if i read in the car
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes that is a big reason why I live in the desert.
Do you play an Instrument: no, but the oompa band in my head does.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: sometimes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: unfortunatly, there is a playground in it and my wee lad likes it.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no those are made with lard (pig fat) yum. sorry to ruin your day.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: there is no water here. I would however
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: well now, let me see, hmmm
Ever been Beaten up: no, but this girl across the street from me wants me to kick her ass real bad and I am waiting for my chance
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: when i am very old i would like explode and leave bits of me every where, preferably in public.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i refuse to grow up
What country would you most like to Visit: the Netherlands
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: i don't care.
Favourite Hair Color: dark, blondes sorta suck
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: tall
Weight: skinny
Best Clothing Style: naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: oh like i counted um 36 & 1/8
Number of CDs I own: couple hundred
Number of Piercings: 7 but all in my ears.
Number of Tattoos: 6
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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"Da Nine"
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i am me. i am pretty cool if i do say so myself. i don't eat dead animals. i enjoy laughing and elves. i like to dance about the living room with my little boy. Oh yeah, one of my friends is my dad's band, too. Can you find it?

My Interests

WAY cuter than YOUR kid...

the last thing i wanna see as I'm dying...

(Park)ing day, in New York City. Folks Built tiny parks in parking spaces to show how nice it is to have a bit of green, and a place to meet your nieghbors.

goat hearding. teaching my son to play the harmonica. waffle making. i like cheese. i read a lot. mostly sci fi and fantasy but i loves me some Tom Robbins. wait, what the fuck i don't read sci fi. i hate most of that space man shit. I be trippin. and the late great H.S Thompson. i like to dig holes in the yard and fill them with water and play in the mud with my son. I adopted a cute lil' dragon fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
You Were a Praying Mantis
You have the still power of a legendary warrior.
You are able to manipulate time - or at least, the perception of it. What Animal Were You In a Past Life?
You scored as Anarchism.

Socialist


100%

Green


100%

Anarchism


100%

Communism


100%

Democrat


75%

Fascism


8%

Nazi


0%

Republican


0%
What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
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I'd like to meet:

If I believed in god, I'd pray to meet this fine beast...

Tim Curry can eat my soul anyday. * Otherwise: People who are weird yet intelligent and fun to type to. Someone who can hold a conversation without resorting to stuff they saw on t. v. People who can fly or do other magic tricks. * Go here and see just what the MAN is doing to you, via your food. Sign some petitions, fill out some info, and be a good helper, eh? Boycott Horizon and Aurora Farms, They may be Organic, but they still use mainstream farming techniques (IN HUMANE)Oh wait, it is humane, humans are the only species to torture others. Silly me.And this is good for all you who want to keep using your compter with out going to jail.

Music:

Tiger lilles! Tiger lilles! How could I have gone my whole life up till last year without them? there is some coolness to be found in most types. thou some have a lot more coolnesses. perfect circle rocks. swans formed my soul. tom waits adds zest to my ness. rasputina- sexy women with amplified cellos, what more do you need? skinny puppy is good. pj i'll always love. Johnny Cash i'll even capitalize. frank zappa my son even likes. the gorillaz are yummy. sometimes i can even polka. And you know, You don't know happiness until you are singing the vultures ate my dead ass up with your 4 year old.

Movies:

UMMMmmmmm.... I watch a lot of movies, however, most of them are cartoons now, my youngen likes the Nightmare before X-mas, and Mary Poppins, actually, he likes anything with singing and dancing, I have been thinking about finding some older funky hollywood musicals, and other non-disney, no one's mom dieing kind of flicks. Me I like: Fear and Loathing, Foriegn stuff with subtitles, Things with plots, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, the Kill Bills, anything Eddie Izzard or Bill Hicks. (with whom I would happily cockold my boyfriend with, were he not dead.) (My boyfriend knows and approves of this.)

Television:

T V makes you retarded and also has no hedgehogs.
Sorry, you're not a Toxic Squirrel. You're a Vietnam-Veteran Hedgehog with a massive
personality disorder.

Which Toxic Squirrel Are You?
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Here is a fine sampling of my artistic prowess, my son and I made this ... O.k, I made it, but he told me who to draw. You Are A: Duck !
Found in many lakes and ponds, ducks are a common site the world over. Known for their famous quack, ducks tend to congregate in flocks or go off on their own in pairs. As a duck, you may seem friendly at times but will not hesitate to bite if someone is bothering you. Your love for travel and your your short temper are some reasons why you are a duck.

You were almost a: Bear Cub or a Pony
You are least like a: Chipmunk or a Duckling Cute Animals Quiz man, I thought I'd been places...

Books:

pretty much if it has words in it i'll read it. however i have not read any books on nascar or eminem.

Heroes:

This guy ought to be my new boyfriend.

This lovely woman went thru gobs of time and effort to set this up. The least you could do is go and poke buttons. Maybe help fix shit so my lad and others can have a place to grow up to.

My Blog

Things I have learned

Well, this is the veiw over the top of my house from the front yard, And this is one of the 3 death rides on it, You can't hear the screaming of these poor bastards, or the screams of the people on ...
Posted by Black Cletus on Mon, 05 May 2008 08:23:00 PST

I fucking rock (Again)

My dryer has sucked for days,  So this morning I took it apart.  Two screw drivers, 1 8mm socket, and 45 minutes later, I had midwived about a pound of dryer lint.  (Want some?&nbs...
Posted by Black Cletus on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 10:29:00 PST

5 years ago today

I popped out my boy child.  Five years is a freaking long time, and it took 10 minutes to go by.  5 yrs ago I was listening to the twit in the bed next to me bragging on her n...
Posted by Black Cletus on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:12:00 PST

Fucking cocksucking going to get beaten down fuckhead

Oh ho.  Come to find out that the person we rented our new place from wasn't in a position to rent to us.  As in he was the tenent and NOT the land lord as he portrayed.  Bilking u...
Posted by Black Cletus on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 04:14:00 PST

tid-bit

I had this dream last night, and among other stuff, it was raining.  while I was walking down the street, at dusk, it grew cold enough for the rain to change into snow, which it did in mid-a...
Posted by Black Cletus on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:07:00 PST

spiders that I know

Hooray it worked.  to our right of the mom (big one) is one of the sitter spiders.  you'll have to excuse the mess the web is, with that many kids, you haven't time to tidy... I have a spid...
Posted by Black Cletus on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 11:47:00 PST

Sweet ovarian cyst o’ mine (graphic pictures)

So, two weeks ago, I had surgery to remove this little fellow, this ball of suck, this devil who caused me great pain.  They found this beauty via ultra sound, and learned it had tissue growing i...
Posted by Black Cletus on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 01:17:00 PST

Leola, My niece.

  This Lovely girl was born at 4:18 pm today, 11-27, After 8, yes, 8 minutes of pushing.  6 pounds, 15.5 oz,  20 inches.  cute cute cute.  she has my brothers hairline and ha...
Posted by Black Cletus on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 06:57:00 PST

stuff and nonsense

Well, Some news.  Today is asa and my's 6th aniversery.  6 years. That's a long time, and we still like each other, so that's cool.  Miles started his first real year of preschool, and...
Posted by Black Cletus on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 02:08:00 PST

been tagged, if it was by anyone else, I’d probably skip it

But also it's 7.30 in the am, I've been up for 2 hrs, AND my kid isn't awake yet.  He is my regular alarm clock. Seven weird or wacky facts about me. 1. I have only 1 clock in the house, a tiny b...
Posted by Black Cletus on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 07:51:00 PST