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My Interests

Brouhaha, Ballyhoo, Hullabaloo, Hubbub, Tomfoolery

I'd like to meet:

A girl who is not afraid to show her personality - especially one who does so by wearing T-shirts/collecting memorabilia featuring the Winnie the Pooh or Looney Toons character she feels best represents her.

Music:

The Fabrications, The Blackout Kings, The Anti-Muzak Serum

Movies:

Movement of the continents into some configurations can cause or contribute to extinctions in several ways: by initiating or ending ice ages; by changing ocean and wind currents and thus altering climate; by opening seaways or land bridges which expose previously isolated species to competition for which they are poorly-adapted (for example the extinction of most American marsupials after the creation of a land bridge between North and South America). Occasionally continental drift creates a super-continent which includes the vast majority of Earth's land area, which is likely to reduce the total area of continental shelf (the most species-rich part of the ocean) and produce a vast, arid continental interior which may have extreme seasonal variations.

Television:

The Kola Superdeep Borehole (KSDB) was a scientific drilling project of the USSR to drill into the Earth's crust. 12,262 meters level was reached in 1989. In that year the hole depth was expected to reach 13,500 meters by the end of 1990 and 15,000 meters by 1993. But a level deeper than 12,262 meters proved to be unreachable and the drilling was stopped in 1992. This was mostly because of the high temperatures, reaching 180°C (356°F), much higher than the expected 100°C (212°F). Getting down to 15,000 meters would have meant working at a projected 300°C (572°F), at which the drilling bit would no longer work.

Books:

Although life is very sparse at these depths, black smokers are the center of entire ecosystems. Sunlight is nonexistent, so many organisms — such as archaea and extremophiles — must convert the heat, methane, and sulfur compounds provided by black smokers into energy through a process called chemosynthesis. In turn, more complex life forms like clams and tubeworms feed on these organisms. The organisms at the base of the food chain also deposit minerals into the base of the black smoker, thus completing the life cycle.

Heroes:

Your sister - for her amazing ability to CENSORED 5 or 6 CENSORED in her CENSORED at the same time, while CENSORED a CENSORED with her CENSORED.

My Blog

Mr. Buttmarten Has Moved to Telecult.com

The adventures of Mr. Buttmarten are moving to telecult.com in a revised form, starting from the beginning. In the meantime, please enjoy the "special" versions of the old stories....
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