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FaLPiQua

living well is the best revenge

About Me

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Get Code | Create Your Own!"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"The CricketSoda Myspace Editor! .. how funky is your chicken? how loose is your goose? how many chucks could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie rool center of a tootsie pop? conjunction junction, what's your function? these are the eternal questions of my generation.... if you really want to know about me, read my blogs. nothing .. can accurately describe how anyone is in real life, but this is a start... i'm here to blog and communicate with friends; i'm interested in meeting local people, so if you're not in texas, don't get too excited. i hate reading these sections of other people's myspace where it says the same thing..."i want to meet someone who likes to have fun and has a good sense of humor"....well that's what everyone wants, no duh!!! but we all mean different things by our definitions of "fun" and "sense of humor." i am by turns quirky, irreverant, contemplative, philosophical, sarcastic, sensitive, kind, optimistic, creative, considerate, selfish, energetic, lazy, confident, and shy. some of these are contradictory...who is ever the same all the time? i can be interesting and adventurous or tired and lame...ups and downs like a normal person. WHAT I REALLY WANT TO KNOW: How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window? Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to? In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?" And who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt." Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if he's going to look up there anyway? Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

My Interests

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Which Depeche Mode album are you?

Black Celebration
Your name says it all. An experiment in all things dark and loving it. You spawned three hit singles

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook! playing pool, laughing, making others smile, fashion, corsets, fetish clothing, makeup, burlesque, shoes, reading, writing, books, cooking, sushi, music, travel, being self-employed, history, sociology, archaeology, stage combat, trying not to take things so seriously, dancing, music, artwork, crafts, collecting rocks, making jewelry, movies, self-love, does anyone really read all this crap,the secret formula of coke, voyages of self-discovery, art, the beach, being at sea, floating somewhere inside myself trying to fashion my own anchor, burning man, word etymology, scrabble, singing in my car, chocolate, toxins, detoxification, i would like to learn how to play an instrument properly, meeting people, adventure walking, hiking, camping, rafting, sailing, swimming, volunteering, recycling, trying to be more aware and health conscious than I am now, tattoos, massage, aromatherapy, MP3s, my computer, the internet, learning, school, anatomy, physiology, physics, philosophy, making friends & influencing people... Which Mark Ryden Painting Are You?
You are "Saint Barbie"
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You're a Garbage Pail Kid!! You're dirty, foul, disgusting, and wrong. But you're still funny as hell.
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I'd like to meet:

women and men with whom i might form some kind of bond of varying degrees of friendship. My vital stats: 5'11" 180 lbs Brn/Brn. Yours?
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.. Did I mention I love sunsets? This is for you, sis - me on top of Santorini - you can see the volcano in the background. Yes those are the actual pyramids at Giza. I went into one of them. Spooky! The mummy was long gone... Yes, thats the actual Parthenon on the Acropolis in Athens, Greece. I climbed it.

The Keys to Angela's Heart


You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when everything is uncertain, one moment heaven... the next moment hell.
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?I am not in to cheap thrills or long-distange entanglements. That being said, I work on a ship at sea and I am away from home for 9 months at a time. I am due to be back in Texas in late February 2006. If you're my freind, I invite you to read my blogs and post email to me here. I miss you and I'll see you soon!Halloween rules!You've heard of "The Whale Rider" now see the camel rider!The gangway of the Seabourn Spirit - won't be too long til I walk off it for good!I am the phoenix.I'll be looking at the moon, but I'll be seeing you... Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 100% Supergirl 81% Wonder Woman 76% Superman 70% Hulk 65% The Flash 60% Iron Man 60% Batman 55% Green Lantern 50% Robin 48% Catwoman 40% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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"Be the change you wish to see in the world" - Mohandas K. GandhiIf you are going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill"There are some people who live in a dream world, and there are some who face reality; and then there are those who turn one into the other." Douglas Everett"The difference between a madman and myself is that ...I am not mad!" -Salvador Dali"Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber."---Plato (427-347 B.C.)"Plato was a bore."---Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal."---Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910)"If you're not outrageous, you're a fucking potato chip" ---Flea (Red Hot Chilli Peppers, 1989)Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy LearyWomen and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it. - Alan HolbrookWhatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult. - Charlotte Whitton"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." --Robin WilliamsYou do not have permission not to try -- Martin de Maat"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." Benjamin Franklin
You Are Midnight
You are more than a little eccentric, and you're apt to keep very unusual habits.
Whether you're a nightowl, living in a commune, or taking a vow of silence - you like to experiment with your lifestyle.
Expressing your individuality is important to you, and you often lie awake in bed thinking about the world and your place in it.
You enjoy staying home, but that doesn't mean you're a hermit. You also appreciate quality time with family and close friends. What Time Of Day Are You?
You Are Somewhat Machiavellian
You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead...
But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.
You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place.
You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to! How Machiavellian Are You?
Your Birthdate: September 5
People wouldn't take you for a passionate person - and that's where they'd be wrong.
You can develop deep emotions quickly, and you're the type most likely to move in with someone after a few dates.

Number of True Loves You'll Have: 5

Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 5

You are most compatible with people born on the 5th, 14th, and 23rd of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life? Did you notice the number of true loves and the number of heartbreaks ARE THE SAME NUMBER??? How is THAT fair??? I'm totally screwed, huh? Probably because i am too nerdy...
You Are 44% Nerdy
You may be a bit surprised with this score, but your more of a closet nerd than an actual nerd.
Stop denying your inner nerd! You're truly dorkier than you think. How Nerdy Are You? Let me know if you are a Dragon or a Monkey...
Your Element Is Earth
You excel at planning and strategizing.
You could be a champ at chess or Survivor.

Well grounded, you are able to be realistic and rationalize.
On the inside, you have a hard core. It's tough to phase you.

You are super productive, and you are able to think anything through.
Focused and super charged, your instincts are a good guide for your next step. What's Your Element?

Music:

depeche mode, coldplay, keane, athlete, snow patrol, muse, the libertines, the killers, tanya donnelly, the smiths, oleander, semisonic, the levellers, the derailers, lit, patsy cline, franz ferdinand, the darkness, no doubt, lots of ambient dub chill-trance (voodoo roux), moya brennan, mazzy star, fiona apple, norah jones, sade, annie lennox, marvelous 3, U2, buckcherry, chagall guevara, dave matthews, foo fighters, gary numan, garbage, hole, lit, nirvana, gwen stefani, mood food, the cranberries, the cure, the dead milkmen, toto, the white stripes, Dr. Demento, yaz, cabaret voltaire, def leppard, duran duran, fleetwood mac, led zepelin, creedence, indigo girls, melissa etheridge, journey, asia, matchbox 20, green day, flaming lips, tool, weezer, johnny cash, usher, outkast, beck, they might be giants, alicia keys, outkast, india arie, macy gray, linkin park, eels, henry rollins, etta james, billie holliday, stabbing westward, staind, bonnie raitt, clint black, george strait, sex pistols, the ramones, NY dolls, ray charles, dinosaur jr., beatles, limp bizkit, sonic youth, blink 182, john muthafukin lennon, soundgarden, audioslave, pixies, portishead, eurythmics, the nixons, NIN, lifehouse, elvis, elvis costello, good ol' country music from Texas, revolting cocks, ministry, skinny puppy, roxy music, siouxsie, PIL, OMD, etc etc...but not vanilla ice, except for ice, ice baby. And Sir Mix a lot's "baby got back" Word to ya mutha...peace!

Movies:

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Television:

I dont really get to watch much TV. I do like a few shows though. Sex & the City, Law & Order, CSI, Little Britain, The Young Ones, In Living Color
You Should Date A Swede!
You're a romantic, albeit an understated and practical one.
It's more about a steady partnership for you, not unrestrained falling
Your Swede will give you the unwavering love you crave
While making up some mean pancakes and meatballs on the side! Which Foreign Guy Should You Date?
You Are a Cappuccino
You're fun, outgoing, and you love to try anything new.
However, you tend to have strong opinions on what you like.
You are a total girly girly at heart - and prefer your coffee with good conversation.
You're the type that seems complex to outsiders, but in reality, you are easy to please What Kind of Coffee Are You?

Books:

How about authors? John Irving, Clive Barker, Pablo Neruda, Richard Addams, gregory maguire, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, John Sandford, Margaret Atwood, Jeffrey Eugenides, daniel silva, dan brown, frank herbert, carl hiaasen, many more... i like to read even more than i like movies. i read a lot. um, yeah cause i have no social life?
Your Life Path Number is 6
Your purpose in life is to help others
You are very compassionate, and you offer comfort to those around you.
It pains you to see other people hurting, and you do all in your power to help them.
You take on responsibility, and don't mind personal sacrifice. You are the ultimate giver.
In love, you offer warmth and protection to your partner.
You often give too much of yourself, and you rarely put your own needs first.
Emotions tend to rule your decisions too much, especially when it comes to love.
And while taking care of people is great, make sure to give them room to grow on their own. On the beach in Tortola, USVI Sandra, Me, Tebogo, and Penny in Bodrum, Turkey

Heroes:

Did you ever know that you're my hero?Tiffany S. Hofeldt for being a sister and a wife and a mom and my best friend all at the same time. I love you sis! It's so awesome that we are both What Weight Watchers recipe card from 1974 are you?
You are Fluffy Mackerel Pudding!! You somehow manage to combine seafood and dessert into your wonderfully fluffy world. We should all be as tolerant of New Taste Sensations. And of big-yolked eggs.
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Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab CodeHarlan for being my No. 1 nephew & the best Elvis impersonator I know...Angela Kruchten for being my best friend whom I'm not related to Crystal Campbell for doing what I couldn't do...Me, for not being afraid to be me anymore, and for kicking ass at it! Me and Alicia in Tallinn, Estonia Me and Lynzi in Saint Martin FWI Take the quiz:
What does your FAVORITE COLOR say about you??

I chose GREEN
Sometimes it is easy for you to go un-noticed in a crowd. At others, it is not. You are.."http://www.myyearbook.com" Take the quiz:
Which Flavor of ICE CREAM are You?


Mint Chocolate Chip
You are Mint Chocolate Chip!! You're very outgoing with a hint of badness in you. You like to have fun and you don't care what people think about you. People like to be around you because you know how to have a good time. Life isn't all about partying though, learn to connect with others better, and you will feel more satisfied with your life."Attitude"By Charles SwindleI believe the single most important significant decision I can make on a day-to-day basis is my choice of attitude. It is more important than my past, my education, my bankroll, my successes or failures, fame or pain, what other people think of me or say about me, my circumstances, or my position. Attitude keeps me going or cripples my progress… it along fuels my fire or assaults my hope. When my attitude is right, there's no barrier too high, no valley too deep, no dream too extreme, no challenge too great for me.
What Be Your Nerd Type?
Your Result: Science/Math Nerd

(Absolute Insane Laughter as you pour toxic chemicals into a foaming tub of death!)Well, maybe you aren't this extreme, but you're in league with the crazy scientists/mathmeticians of today. Very few people have the talent of math and science is something takes a lot of brains as well. Thank whosever God you worship, or don't worship, so thank no deity whatsoever in your case, for you people! Most of us would have died off without your help.


Artistic Nerd
Literature Nerd
Social Nerd
Drama Nerd
Gamer/Computer Nerd
Anime Nerd
Musician
What Be Your Nerd Type?
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My Blog

102. dirty rotten scoundrel

Q. Which mouse is the most rotten? A. The thing is, have you ever heard of the "pedosmile"? It's a facial expression common to baby rapers. They all have this creepy grin that is supposed to make the...
Posted by FaLPiQua on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 08:53:00 PST

101. The world’s shortest fairy tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "No", and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to ...
Posted by FaLPiQua on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 06:29:00 PST

100. top thoughts for 2008

Things to contemplate in 2008: 10. Life is sexually transmitted.9. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 8. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him wit...
Posted by FaLPiQua on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 05:14:00 PST

99. I like being Greek!

I LIKE BEING GREEK:Because we have a small, poor country full of people with big hearts.Because we never visit others empty handed.Because there is no way to explain to foreigners what is "kapsou...
Posted by FaLPiQua on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 08:07:00 PST

98. food for thought

"Be the change you wish to see in the world" - Mohandas K. Gandhi If you are going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill "There are some people who live in a dream world, and there are som...
Posted by FaLPiQua on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 06:42:00 PST

97. the selfishness of romance versus selflessness of real love?

I think I'm in love. Reality Check: Re-visiting a reposting... Is it love, or a mutual strangulation society? Here are five ways to get a real grip on the real thing.In a folktale that has been retold...
Posted by FaLPiQua on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 06:41:00 PST

96. three more to 100

The Six of Diamonds Diamonds - ValuesSettlement of KarmaCompletion of ObligationsChallenge for the 6 of Diamonds - Values Values being the most important of all things for man to learn and 6 being a n...
Posted by FaLPiQua on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 01:13:00 PST

95. Flat Eric Rocks.

Check out this video: Flat Eric Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by FaLPiQua on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 09:53:00 PST

94. what exaclty is a bitch?

Courtesy of Maddox and his Best Page in the Universe (read it, it's frickin' hilarious). Noun: Bitch (bich): A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a lit...
Posted by FaLPiQua on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:20:00 PST

93. my test results

The Plenty of Fish Compatibility Predictor (CP) measures five broad relationship variables that are each essential for building romantic relationships. People don't need to score "high" on each of the...
Posted by FaLPiQua on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 07:59:00 PST