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Datura Damsel

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I am not as ornery as you think i am. I am just slightly less ornery that you think i am. I am witty, smokin' hot, and can cook some damn fine food. At some point after you meet me you will want me in a bad way, but you will be very shy, because of my radiant glory. Do not be afraid, fortune favors the bold.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

other chefs and people in book clubs. those snotty intellectual types are always fun too. other moms and dads would be good. maybe you. but i want to know who you are before i agree to anything. gotta read the fine print, you know.

My Blog

VERY GROSS BLOG.

APPOLOGIES IN ADVANCE..... So tonight as i was getting home from the food store and in a hurry to get in the house, put the food away, get a shower and hop in bed i heard my toilet belch. Then it bega...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Feb 2009 21:23:00 GMT

Ayyub

  e Your eyes know my secret With a smile that renders me powerless, You gaze from the pedestel i have put you on. All the better to Worship You, Feed You, Bathe You, Oil your Monsoon skin. Tea...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 20:58:00 GMT

to all of you, my sweet, crazy family...

to all those who represent... you are well loved by me. i may not show it or be to self obsessed to to let you know. but i will change all that soon. because my friends, my family, you are my backbone...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 00:51:00 GMT

*sigh*

i love music. and today someone deprived me of my "in the car music" when they made the choice to steal my car stereo. i was a little bummed, but the thing was ghetto and it was free. the big loss was...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 19:27:00 GMT

feck part II

to those of you who missed the bulliten, i lost my fone. leave a message and i'll call ya when i git back from vacation. see ya. ~essa
Posted by on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 12:51:00 GMT

private journal, public blog...

so i seem to have misplaced my journal, and i am begining to become very distressed about this. i really like my journal. it's red and and i used to carry it everywhere. then one day the diaper b...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 21:20:00 GMT

fine.

do you know what "fine" stands for? when people tell you "i'm fine" you wanna know why they sound pissed?! FINE stands for Fuct up, Insecure, Nuerotic,& Emotional. i just wanted to let e...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 23:28:00 GMT

Soon!!

stay tuned loyal and faithful readers! soon new pics will be on the myspace! and maybe a new witty blog posting and for extra special good behavior-  a jello-mold with froot for dessert!! joy!
Posted by on Tue, 09 May 2006 19:52:00 GMT

under the radar?

when i was a wee freshman in high school i knew a boy named Ellery.  he was a senior and he was my friend. i had a crush on him and because i was, and still am, socially retarded i never let him ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 May 2006 22:36:00 GMT

is that a raisin?!?

HaHaHaHa!!! no it wasn't a raisin! rowans belly button scab came off today! i was changing her nappy and i saw what looked like a raisin next to her head! but NO! it was no raisin!!! it tis the most d...
Posted by on Mon, 01 May 2006 13:58:00 GMT