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About Me

I like hanging out in undisclosed locations, making shit up, giving my friends no bid contracts, and telling Democrats to fuck themselves. I also grumble a lot, but I'm working on that.

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My Interests

World Domination. That's pretty much it.

I'd like to meet:

Neocons, Military Contractors, Rush Limbaugh's weight loss consultant, Anyone who can prove the link between Saddam and al Qaeda (I'll pay for the info...), Anyone who can disprove the link between myself and Ken Lay (again, I'm not against paying for info...), New hunting partners (preferably fast runners who aren't bleeders)

Music:

Toby Keith, Martina McBride, Darryl Worley, The Nuge, Wagner

Television:

Fox News, John Stossel, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy (guilty pleasure)