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mindiannapolis500

Maybe a hug will cork her cry-hole

About Me

I pretty much embody controlled chaos. Or at least that's how I'd like to see it.

My Interests

avoiding nutt jobs, trying to not turn into one myself in the process.

I'd like to meet:

no one. go away.

Music:

the stuff with notes and words and shit.

Movies:

those too.

Television:

fire hot, tree pretty.

Books:

a whole bunch of them, partially read and collecting dust on a bookshelf.

My Blog

B.ay A.rea D.erby Girls mid-season tryouts and training

TRYOUTS B.ay A.rea D.erby Girls will be holding tryouts in June - come prepared, learn the basic skills you'll need to get into derby, meet other prospects and have fun skating without having to dodge...
Posted by mindiannapolis500 on Fri, 04 May 2007 09:19:00 PST

five bucks is all it takes.

What can you buy for $5? How about a stupid coffee mug? Maybe a lame oven mitt? How about a Michael Jackson poster? What if you had just six instead of seven martinis last night? Need a fake mous...
Posted by mindiannapolis500 on Tue, 01 May 2007 10:44:00 PST

egg hunt

For the last 3 easters in a row, my roommate has hosted dinner and of course an all out no holds bar egg hunt. We did a real good job this year and a handful of very drunk adults tore through the hous...
Posted by mindiannapolis500 on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 12:42:00 PST

HOLY CRAP

Leaving for Seattle tomorrow. Bumbershoot festival. Bumberbout more specifically. Holy Shit. Arena. The TOP skating teams and little old us. We are going to skate our hearts out and hopefully kick ass...
Posted by mindiannapolis500 on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 11:46:00 PST

Hacker Fucktard Douche-bags

So apparently I was hacked and guilty of sending out bulletin spam (sorry yo). Anyway, in fixing the problem... (removing some weird code from my about me and deleting some friends I never seen before...
Posted by mindiannapolis500 on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:30:00 PST

Marin County Fair, Joan Jett and a tummy ache

7 derby girls + county fair = they never saw it coming: (thanks mathepants)*8 corn dogs (3 by killer vee)*2 philly cheesesteaks*orange chicken bowl*bratwurst*garlic fries*cheese fries*cheeseburger*co...
Posted by mindiannapolis500 on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 10:35:00 PST

meh

Good luck robi. I need to quit smoking too. I'm sure it doesn't help with my already haggard features and since getting the flu, my constant cough could prolly do with a break from the smokeys. Proble...
Posted by mindiannapolis500 on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 10:56:00 PST

my friends

      are drunk, ass raping, teenage mother whore-fuckers. but they're the only friends i got. god love em. From: robi Date: Jun 19, 2006 4:57 PM Flag spam/abuse...
Posted by mindiannapolis500 on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 05:02:00 PST

Golfing, the Flu and Other Stuff

My annual Over21 Golf Tournament came and went. Happy to say I did not fall into any sewage, break any carts or make a spectacle of myself in anyway. (not more than usual that is). Partly I think...
Posted by mindiannapolis500 on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 09:47:00 PST

6-6-6 dreaming of you

Holy crap. So before I woke this morning, my dreams were pretty much this: Fighting my way through a pack of vampire zombies. There was a large group of us non zombies, waiting outside of a school I t...
Posted by mindiannapolis500 on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 09:20:00 PST