Fluffy Pants007

Im a messy girl in a clean girls body. I hate my job. I have 2 dogs and a goldfish named Harold. I love shoes and clothes. I once did a bunch of blow and stayed up for 3 days. I like to drink, sometimes I can't hold it so well. I am obssesed with the grand theft auto. I get really stoned and play video games. I love to roller skate. I can't spell that great. I am naturally blond, but dye my hair brown. I love to eat and sleep. I take long breaks at work and disappear for 2 hours. I am cranky in the morning. I am super cute, smart and the funniest person you will ever meet. I don't particularly like kids, I find them rather annoying. I love to gamble and have been known to stay up for a few days on a drug induced gambling binge. I eat a lot of candy. I stay up late and watch infomercials. I hate squishy food. I wear glasses. I hate the rain. I love Snake Plissken. I am a chauvinist pig. I really want to be in a tv show where I make all the men wear speedos and I judge them by their body alone..is that bad? I hate cooking. I bite my nails. I snore. I am very disorganized. I really want a cat and name it Pants McPantsington. I like to dress up like Elvis. I read really trashy celeb rag magazines on the train. I have over 200 pairs of shoes and I try and wear them all, but not at once. Im on a never ending cycle of cleaning my house, i accumulate crap, then I throw it out and then i get more, its a viscious cycle. I love Vegas with lots of coke and whores. I hate cooking, I have only used my oven once since I have lived in this house, um i've been here two years. I like sleeping. I like rollerskating. I love William Shatner. I hate getting up in the morning and having to go to work. I want a hamster. I listen to bad metal. I pretend that I can skateboard. People who have kids shouldn't live next door to me. I complain about children a lot, mostly because I hate them. I adore my two very fat and furry dogs. I plan on getting a fish soon and naming it William Shatner. I hate wiggly foods. I love the band KISS. I like pirates. I have an absurd amount of art supplies. Im really into gardening right now. Im obsessed with growing my hair out. I like breakdancing in my house. I love coke and whores. I cant wait for my hair to grow longer, so then I can just cut it off again. I want a tattoo of a parrot. I like parrots. I like scotch. I have a very messy desk. I have 109 pairs of shoes. I have a drawer full of single socks, hoping someday I will find thier mate and they can be reunited. My dog meows like a cat. I love seinfeld. Im obssesed with flip flops.

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