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Elyse

I'll give you something to cry about.

About Me

i never boned a honey that i didn't like. i never saw a mile that i couldn't hike. i never had a spliff to make me choke. i never had a pocket that was broke.
Smith & Wessen .44 Magnum. You are old school. Fat
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too practical.

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My Interests

Camping, hiking, drinking, scummy bars, snowboarding, my doggies, music, selling my worthless crap on ebay, books, movies, thai food, indian food, weekends, warm summer nights, Oakland, road trips, dicking off at work, and probably a lot of other stuff.

I'd like to meet:

puppies.

Music:

Lovage, Modest Mouse, People Under the Stairs, Black Sheep, Bjork, Mindless Self Indulgence, Atmosphere, the Breeders, White Stripes, Tricky, Dead Kennedys, Digital Underground, Portishead, the Cramps, the Postal Service, Johnny Cash, the Phenomenauts, etc.

Movies:

Down By Law, Donnie Darko, Office Space, The Big Lebowski, Titus, The Wild One, Faster Pussycat Kill Kill, The Secretary, Oh Brother Where Art Thou, any Kurosawa or Jarmusch, Withnail & I, The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeois, Napoleon Dynamite, Dogtown, The Most Dangerous Game, Naked Lunch, Pan's Labyrinth, Children of Men.

Television:

Fishing With John, Sopranos, Carnivale, Deadwood, and basically anything that comes out on DVD and is good because I don't have TV.

Books:

I like to read. A lot.

Heroes:

momma.