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Blunt Master Mercury

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You are a zombie!
Your hobbies include eating brains and groaning. You are mindless, with the inescapable desire to eat. You have no morals and humans fear you - but only if you are accompanied by a posse.
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HIGH! I am Blunt Master Mercury. And for those of you who already know me - YES! I KNOW! this like my third account! but its for networking with other potheads and groups who want to Legalize marijuana! for those of you are just meeting me - I am known alll over the web and the world as The Tattooed Mermaid
My name is Mercury. I am a blunt MASTA! i can ROLL A BLUNT WHILE I AM DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD! lol i will post the pics of proof. when i get them.. Im A Celtic Pagan that dabbles in Herbal Wicca and Faery Magick. (Yes a witch!)I have a rat name Peanut and two betas named Fishstick and Royal.. *sniffles* But guys and gals... my beloved blue pal - Socrates - has passed on to the next life....and so did my sweet lil MILKSHAKE!! WAAHAHAAH *takes a moment of silence to remember her beloved pets* ummm.... I love to "do the thing with stuff that makes it all stop sucking." *takes a huge riff off her bong and laughs while exhaling* Haha. Well lets see what else.. . I am a self_proclaimed genius. lol I have a strong desire to be "self-sopping" and to smell of wild flowers and shame. lol In fact some day i hope to make a perfume that captures the esssence of Wildflowers and shame! lmao
I live with my good friends Lonny and Owen and our many animals in THE CAPITAL OF TEXAS! (austin) It is a rocking good city and i am loving it!
I am A BLUNT MATER! and mind you i didnt just start calling yself that one day! I WORKED MY WAY UP THE FUCKING WEED LADDER! i started out as a weed wench, then i became the weed faery, then i became the marijuana maiden, and then a Blunt Padawan and finally when i blunt rolling skills far surpassed that of many others, my Master bestowed upon me the honorable title of Blunt Master. I wear it proud and do my nest to live up o the standards. I am about to be starting a BLUNT MASYER GROUP and it will be invite only... to join you must pass MY TESTS and be declared a master by me...

I have quite a few tattooes. I was born on August 16, 1983 during Hurricane Alicia. I HAVE A BLUE MOHAWK WITH A HALF CHELSEA but i have been wearing it in a ninja samurai ponytail for like a year cuz if i spiked it it would be over 10 inches! and beautiful blue eyes.*smiles - hits bong again* I am a Mermaid living in a Human body this lifetime - (apparently the Lord and the Lady think being Human will teach me something on my Life Journey and i trust them.. *smiles and glances up*) *pauses for a moment and hits the bong*I love honoring the Lord and Lady as well as honoring myself and my brethren. I love to play and dance and be merry with fellow witches and the Faeries. I love the universe.. the earth.. the planets...the sun the moon and all the Gods Creatures. I love Full Moons, New Moons.. and especially Blue Moons. Being a mermaid and all i have this obsession with Pirates and Treasures and Skulls and things. I LOVE PIRATES AND SAILORS! THEY ARE SO SEXY! I love to swim through the darkest depths of the seas hunting for treasures and sparklies! OHH I HOW LOVE, LOVE, LOVE THE SPARKLIES!
i love to read. I love to write. I love music of all kind but especially Pink Floyd. I love animals of all kinds but especially fish and aquatic creatures. I love to sculpt. I love to create. I love to cook and eat. I love to love and to be loved. I love the Herb. :)
BUT Most importantly I love Myself.

*just a hint of a sexy smile*

I am a very sexual person. Sexuality is important to me personally and religiously. I am a practicer of Celtic Sex Magic so...(for more info on the celtic pagan part of me or for more info on sex magic check out my pagan site ~ Celtic Warrior Witch ~ I also have a very open minded persepective on sex itself. i love to make crude comments and tell dirty jokes. sometimes it can offend people but all i have say to those douches is "lighten the fuck up, smoke a blunt and explore your body!"
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adopt your own virtual pet!Schwag or Chronic?
~ Which do you PREFER to smoke? CHRONIC
~ Which can you AFFORD to smoke? schwag
Which do you PREFER in a blunt? CHRONIC
~ Which do you PREFER in a pipe or bong? CHRONIC
~ Can you AFFORD to smoke chronic in blunts? sometimes
Paraphernalia
~ Bong or pipe? BONG
~Blunt or joint? BLUNT
~ Pipe or joint? pipe
~ Tits or destiny? TITS!!
~ Blunt or pipe? BLUNT
~ Blunt or bong? BOTH
~ Bong or Joint? BONG
Do you use a b---- (a grinder or slave)? yes
do you own a b----? not any more
if yes... which do you own, grinder or slave, or both? n/a
Cigars....
~ philly, whiteowl, or swischer? WHITE OWL
~ cigar or ez roll blunt wrap? either depends on the flavor
~ Can you roll a blunt? HELL YES
~ Do you like blunts? HELL YES
~ Whats your favorite flavor? GRAPE philly or whiteowl and WET MANGO blunt wraps
Papers...
~ can you roll a joint? yes
~ if yes... by hand or with a machine? both
~ Do you like joints? not really
~ zig zags, hempire, or J.O.Bs? hempire
~ do you like the ones with the wire for roaching? they're ok
~ 1/4 in, 1/2 in or huge 1 inchers? either
~ flavored or not? doesnt matter
~ whats your favorite flavor? grape and coconut
Pipes and Bongs....
~ Bong or Pipe? BONG!
do you prefer glass or plastic bongs? GLASSWARE
~ glass or metal pipes? GLASSWARE
~small bowl or big bowl? BIG
~ deep, big bowl? YES!
Who, What, When and Where?
~ How long have you been smoking? LONG ASS TIME
~ do you smoke for recreational or medical purposes? both
~ what kind of lightet do you prefer? bic
~ where do you smoke? everywhere
~ when do you smoke? always
~ how often do you smoke? always
~ what age did you start smoking? 11
~ do your parents know you smoke? yes
~ do your parents care that you smoke? they just dont like that its illegal
~ do you parents smoke? no but i wish
~ do you have to cover your tracks? no
~ do you use visine? nop
~ do you change clothes afterwards? no
~ save and smoke roaches or throw them out? save and smoke
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Blunt Master Mercury --
[noun]:
A perma-orgasm
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What is your Sexual Obituary?
At the stroke of midnight, Blunt Master Mercury died while in the sack with their lover, Colin Ferrel.
Blunt Master Mercury will be terribly missed by A blow up doll.
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Blunt Master Mercury's sexual nickname:
"Twin Peaks"
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*points up and laughs* DAMN STRAIGHT!
Blunt Master Mercury will go to jail for ...
Celebrating nude day
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What's your secret fear?
Clowns
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Who will you Assassinate?
Satan (the coolest deity in the universe... and you killed him... you must DIE!)
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Model Pagan
You are the quintessential Pagan. You wear cool clothes, you accept new ideas, and you are open to change. You know who the ATC is, and you really dig Doreen Valiente. Knowledge will bring you closer to your goal.
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ok so i have developed this weird fascination with eyes and lips. You know looking someone in the eyes is a sign of respect. But I have to look at people lips when they are talking in order to read them so i have grown to dig them! lol "lips lips i love my lips if i woke up and had no lips i think i'd be pretty sad!.." oh my goddess its even got me singing VEGGIE TALES! AHHHH! um yeah
What does your name tell about your future?
You'll become an intergalatic space ranger and fight off evil aliens
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Blunts Master Mercury --
[adjective]:
Like in nature to a train-riding hobo
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My Interests


Which cigar is the best?
Philly
White Owl
Swischer
EZ roll blunt wrap

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I'd like to meet:


ALSO any and all blunt masters (and their padwans), potheads, stoners and marijuana groups!

i WANNA MEET MURKY AND LURKY!! lol AND ITCHY AND SCRATCHY AND LOTS AND LOTS OF MUPPETS! AND OTHER OLD SCHOOL PEEPS!

Television:


CARTOON NETWORK! ESPECIALLY ADULT SWIM! FAMILY GUY, FUTURERAMA, SIMPSONS, FOOD NETWORK, NGC, DISCOVERY HEALTH, SCI-FI, SPIKE TV, TNT,
i LOVE to get on youtube and watch old school cartoons and shit. like rainbow brite, gummy bears, pirates of the Dark Water, centurions, and shit. I LOVE OLD SCHOOL LOONEY TUNES CARTOONS! LIKE THE HALLOWEEN ONES WITH BUGS AND ALL THE MARVIN THE MARTIAN ONES!

My Blog

HUZZAH! REN FAIR IS FINALLY HERE!!

On a Happier Note!   THE TEXAS RENAISSANCE FESTIVAL IS BACK!!! WOOT! they are located in Plantersville, Tx (just outside of Conroe) Oct 11th is Opening day and they are open every Sat and Sun for...
Posted by Blunt Master Mercury on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 12:47:00 PST

My Grandma’s Battle

Ok, My Grandma Nora (my dad's mom) was diagnosed last week with Leukemia. Its been a difficult week. Last Friday she had surgery to have a shunt put in for chemo and Platent (spelled right?) Transplan...
Posted by Blunt Master Mercury on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 12:46:00 PST

Britain: Pot Use Drops Following Drugs Reclassification

    ..>    courtesy of National NORML   ..> London, United Kingdom: Self-reported cannabis use among Britons has declined sharply in the three years following...
Posted by Blunt Master Mercury on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 02:26:00 PST

Non-Flammable Hemp Homes

Hemp is perhaps best known for its use in healthy foods and as a cotton substitute in clothing. But it is slowly gaining profile as a building material as well.A variety of wood-like products, such as...
Posted by Blunt Master Mercury on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 10:09:00 PST

Pot Helps - Policy Hurts

Steve Chapman October 8, 2007 Through all his years in politics, despite the endless obligation to shake hands, smile for the cameras and coax money out of contributors, Sen. John McCain has somehow a...
Posted by Blunt Master Mercury on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 01:25:00 PST

Marijuana HELPS with brain trauma and liver failure!

Contact: Professor Raphael [email protected] College of Neuropsychopharmacology The authors concluded that the endocannabinoid system may play an important role in the pathogenesis...
Posted by Blunt Master Mercury on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 01:15:00 PST

heres something interesting

(thanks jack herer) The Real Reason the Government Won't Debate Medical Cannabis and Industrial Hemp Re-legalization See it here....
Posted by Blunt Master Mercury on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 11:14:00 PST

Marihuana: The Forbidden Medicine

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Posted by Blunt Master Mercury on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 08:43:00 PST

Pot Prohibition Costs Taxpayers More Than $40 Billion Per Year

  Pot Prohibition Costs Taxpayers More Than $40 Billion Per Year, Study Says October 4, 2007 Washington, DC: Marijuana prohibition costs US taxpayers nearly $42 billion dollars per year in crimin...
Posted by Blunt Master Mercury on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 08:39:00 PST

The History of Marijuana (plus a timeline)

  The Marijuana, cannabis, or hemp plant is one of the oldest psychoactive plants known to humanity. Cannabis has become one of the most widespread and diversified of plants. It grows as weed and...
Posted by Blunt Master Mercury on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 08:45:00 PST