Fullmetal Alcoholic - ProfilesArchive

About Me

200 Lbs of pure Texas come & get it...No seriously, my name is Lonny, I live in Austin, capitol of the fine state of Texas. Also I do not care for most of the politicians in this state, or any other.I live my life fueled by the epic music I listen to, or at least that is my ideal.I hate ideals, they can never be met, but how else can someone find a measuring stick between "Good" and "Bad".I often separate sentances like paragraphs, so that each one gets the emphasis it deserves.Okay, if you can't tell I'm a nerd by now, you're not paying attention.Here's some stuff I do: Draw (comic & manga style- www.neo-rising.deviantart.com ), Play World of Warcraft (Server: Darkspear ; Char: Putragon, Ceilingcat ; Guild: Awesome Guild Great Job ), I work at Telenetwork - a Tech support company, I like walking through the city and finding places with a lot of metropolitan energy, I like to draw in public and act irritated if people try to look at what I'm drawing (You can see it when it's finished), I believe animals are in most cases just as smart as us, we just have thumbs, I like my nature unspoiled, I camp where no one else camps, but I don't leave any trace I was there (environmentally, I dont know how to throw a ninja off my trail), I can probably fix your computer,

My Interests

You are CLOUD. (My cat is named after you!) You're
a good person at heart, just a little
confused sometimes.

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I'd like to meet:

Jack Black, Otaku, Roleplayers, Cosplayers, and generally anyone who isn't a douche bag.
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Music:

Movies:

Dawn of the dead, Fight club, Love and a .45, Strangeland, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Haggard, CKY 1-4, Friday the 13th series, The Running Man, Universal Soldier, Conan, The Neverending Story, The Crow, X-Men 2, Johnny Mnemonic, The Matrix, Bill and Ted's Excelent Adventure, Equilibrium

Television:

Invader Zim, Star Trek, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama, Squidbillies, Frisky Dingo, Metalocalypse, Death Note, Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!

Books:

Get in the van - Henry Rollins, I am Legend - Richard Metheson, Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk, The Shadowrun series - Various, but my fav is Nigel Findley - RIP 1959 - 1995

Heroes:

Henry Rollins, Jack Black, Bam Margera, Johnny Knoxville, My pa, My Mom, My friend Tommy Shultz, Frank Stallone, Ronnie James Dio, Hulk Hogan, Sgt. Slaughter, Nigel Findley

My Blog

Tubing kicks ass, except for too much vodka >_<

Well I had a great time for about 5 hours on the guadaloupe before I passed out from drinking hella vodka. I am pretty sure I kept my head about me, other than the unconsciousness... At least I hope!B...
Posted by Fullmetal Alcoholic on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 11:44:00 PST

Life.... Is so absurd.

Well, I can't complain. Things are semi-stable, but rough. I am trying to get out of my hometown funk, but the only transition is into the city funk. But whatever, I'm okay. Just kinda feel unfulfille...
Posted by Fullmetal Alcoholic on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 04:18:00 PST

Posting blogs while superdrunk

I do not reccomend it >_<
Posted by Fullmetal Alcoholic on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 10:43:00 PST

I am the guy who is stealing your girlfriend

Now that I have your attention, I am not actually. But people seem to think I am an awful lot. Recently, more than one (okay, it was two...) chicks came to me and said "My boyfriend (Or ex boyfriend)&...
Posted by Fullmetal Alcoholic on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 12:15:00 PST

So, now what?

I am stuck at home, sick with an ear infection and I guess im a little mopey. I think way too much when im alone, but I recognize that, so I try to keep myself busy or at the very least distracted.Thi...
Posted by Fullmetal Alcoholic on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 07:29:00 PST

I guess she doesnt like peanuts

Well, she was really cool about it though, probably the easiest let down Ive ever delt with. And yeah my ego burns a little, but I'm not gonna be bitter about it. Okay, I'm not going to ACT bitter abo...
Posted by Fullmetal Alcoholic on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 10:37:00 PST

Yayyyy anime hair!

eh eh? thoughts?
Posted by Fullmetal Alcoholic on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:18:00 PST

The risk vs the gain

Every now and then you stand in direct proximity of slamming your dick in a door. I suppose the nicer side of this would be getting past the door, but by my euphemism, maybe I should try zipping my pa...
Posted by Fullmetal Alcoholic on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 11:49:00 PST

Banner Artist needed badly!

I’m about to relaunch my webcomic and I need a new banner! I have the cover up. You can see it here:http://homeostasis.smackjeeves.comAlso, more of my art featuring this character can be seen he...
Posted by Fullmetal Alcoholic on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 03:38:00 PST

Stupid Taxes

Well as it turns out, I am by technicality, still married. Paperwork and money is all it will take to fix that, but tell me I have to spend more money on crap than I already do and it makes for a bitt...
Posted by Fullmetal Alcoholic on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 01:04:00 PST