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R2 Bri2

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About Me

I can spell. Some say I'm cheeky. I do what I want, when I want. My absolute favorite color is red. My cell phone is always with me everywhere I go. I'm easy to get along with if you want to get along with me. As far as other girls go, I don't usually like them but mainly because they don't usually like me. If you don't want to know me, I don't want to know you. People look at me and think so many different things. Maybe I'm a little of everything. I don't spend as much time trying to figure it out as they do. I spend most of my time surrounded by people who are nothing like me but who understand me. I do not tolerate ignorance or cruelty to animals. I suppose those can be one in the same. If all you want are pics, ass or anything other than conversation...I'm not your girl. Unless you're totally hawt :P. I'm extremely open minded and I love trying new things. I'm curious as hell but that sometimes gets me into trouble. I've been through a heck of a lot in my 23 years and I like to give advice to those who are less experienced. All in all, I'm a real sweetheart if I like you and I'll do anything for my friends. I am always willing to give everyone a chance to show me if they are cool. If they aren't, I will make myself scarce. I try to keep away from the ever spreading disease that is "stupidity". Also and importantly, I will respect your beliefs if you respect mine. Don't get me into a knock down drag out arguement about religion, politics, music, or rights of any kind. But if you reeeally want my opinion, I'll give it to you as long as you don't lose your cool. I'm mature enough not to lose mine.Also please do NOT try to add me without sending me a message first. I WON'T accept otherwise. I have AIM and Yahoo! but I don't give my sn out to just any old fuck. You have to be approved by the committee first.
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My Interests

Hair color, straws, Play-Doh, hoodies, vegetables, driving and listening to music way too loud, boys with confidence, Whataburger ketchup, animals (especially ligars), Sharpies, laminated paper, new shoe smell, the 80's, spiral notebooks, snack cakes, bubble paper, sitting on the floor, bloody mary's with celery, head banging, stand up comedy such as Demetri Martin who is totally adorable and if you want to argue you're a fuckin' slut, singing in my underwear, water, singing (or screaming) in the shower, red wine, brains, mozzerella cheese sticks, eyeliner, hitting baseballs, looking dead at times, music, sex, shooting two guns whilst flying through the air, singing loudly in the car, chinese food, italian food, panties, Peach Propell with Vodka, plastic glasses frames, being tied up, staying warm, frogs, hyphens, pipes, acoustic guitar, crushed ice, photography, swimming, toothpaste, piercings, boys in eyeliner, throwing my keys across the floor in Walmart, paintings, nail polish, Mcdonald's french fries, orange and green scratchy couches, salt, Slurpees, pain, theater, cuddling, headbands, Crystal Light, thumbs up, romance, walking, panties, a handful of boy hair, the moon, unselfishness, clean clothes, truth, thunderstorms, nerds, boobies, fluffy dogs, kisses, conversation, vampires, cheese, eyeshadow, mystery, writing/reading poetry, sharp objects, fire, juice, olives, parks, darkness, Ramen, dancing, mirrors, fashion, candles, palm trees, fans, blankets, bean bag chairs, fireplaces, using my turn signal so I can hear it click, lip gloss, big cities, bottlecaps, low and long pants, black lace, silver, boys with hair in their face, thinking, buttons, ranch dressing, plastic barretts, earrings that dangle dangerously to my shoulders, socks with gay prints (rainbows, argyle, stars), flat shoes, a good pair of jeans.Things I dislike or maybe even hate: Barfing, sweating, pumping gas, Carlos Mencia, black pants with brown shoes, "players", the back seat (especially when the windows in the front are rolled down), a lot of ice, waking up at a certain time, math, scratched cds/dvds (I rarely let anyone borrow mine), whiney/catty/bitchy girls (pouting doesn't count), warm sodas/water, dark soda, onions, football, tractors, june bugs, huge eyebrow rings, basketball shorts, soap operas, tv evangelists, "christians" who get drunk and preach to me (its happened more than once, yes), water beds, seafood, working, washing dishes, labeling... I am 65% Tortured Artist.
.. Art is significant in my life, people are scum but I have the capicity to deal with it. Give it a few more years and I will either forget about art or hate the world. Take the
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I'd like to meet:

I'd have brunch with the Walken.HOT. Drew. George Carlin, ladies and gentlemen. The filarious Jim Gaffigan.

Music:


There is no way I am going to write down every single band that I like. It would just take up too much of my time and I doubt you want to read them all anyway. I'll just make a short list of artists and bands that I love but are not limited to several, several others.-Jimmy Eat World -Men At Work -Toto -The Living End -The Dandy Worhols -DJ Tiesto -Bush -Outkast -Stevie Nicks -Counting Crows -Green Day -The Bravery -Lily Allen -Relient K -The Wallflowers -Pearl Jam -Daft Punk -Prince -The Doors -Korn -A Perfect Circle -Elliot Smith -System of a Down -Panic! At the Disco -Pink Floyd -Muse -Imogen Heap -Mark Ronson -Ludacris -Incubus -Howie Day -Coldplay -Marcy Playground -Blink 182 (Angels and Airwaves, Plus 44, Boxcar Racer...all those good bands) -Red Hot Chili Peppers -My Chemical Romance -Fall Out Boy -Blue October -Bruce Springsteen -The Gorillaz -Poe -The Beatles -Hellogoodbye -Queen -The Strokes -Coheed & Cambria -Third Eye Blind -The Toadies -Rise Against -Cyndi Lauper -Journey -Alkaline Trio -The Killers -Minor Threat -Ace of Base -Lit -Live -Eve6 -Rancid -The Sneaker Pimps -R.E.M. -Mindless Self Indulgence -At the Drive In -Mouse On Mars -The White Stripes -Matchbox20 -Led Zeppelin -The Gin Blossoms -Modest Mouse -The Cars -AFI -Deftones -Brand New -Hot Hot Heat -Weezer -Elton John -The Paper Chase -Yeah Yeah Yeahs -Marilyn Manson -New Found Glory -Goo Goo Dolls -The Prodigy -Cake -Feist -Frou Frou There are seriously so many more and I'm sorry if you've heard of all them, my musical interests aren't a contest. I've listened to these bands/artists albums. Not just one or two songs. I'm not a fan of radio. That's where things get overplayed and later good songs are hated.

Movies:

Ok I've seen a whole lotta movies. I am a big comedy fan. My favorites are Office Space, Super Troopers, South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut, The Princess Bride, Anchorman, Dumb and Dumber, 40 Year Old Virgin. ANYTHING with Will Ferrell. I wish he was my dad. Garden State, Eternal Sunshine of A Spotless Mind, Donnie Darko, Igby Goes Down, Pulp Fiction is way up there. The Life of David Gale was pretty rad. I cannot explain the animal magnitism Prince has so...Purple Rain. Shakespeare in Love, Batman Returns and The Prophecy STARRING CHRISTOPHER WALKEN. The cutest worm in the world.

Television:

Okay this is easier. Seinfeld, The Office, ATHF, Kenny VS. Spenny, South Park, Chapelle's Show, Family Guy, Heroes, Weeds, The Soprano's, The Colbert Report, Reno 911, Home Movies, Robot Chicken, Cowboy Bebop, Madtv, Scrubs, Law and Order, Rob and Big, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Tom Goes to the Mayor, Assy Magee, Tim and Eric Awesome Show (great job), Moral Orel and I'm sure there are tons more. Its boring but, its my life.

Books:

In the past year or so I've been much too ADD to read anything. I can't focus or concentrate on sentences and my eyes skip lines. Its too much trouble. Sad, really. I love reading poetry and books by Anne Rice, C.S. Lewis, John Grisham, Beverly Cleary (yes...I loved the Ramona books), Phyllis Reynolds Naylor, Gary Paulsen, Mark Twain, John Steinback, Edgar Allen Poe, Ann M. Martin (If you're awesome you know what books she wrote), and RL Stein. I like classics and books that come in a series. I've read all the Harry Potter books which makes me a certified nerd.

Heroes:

My mom is my hero. She can do anything. She is the General Manager of 4 radio stations and started out just a DJ. My mom would do anything for me. I am her precious angel and she thinks I'm the most beautiful girl in the world (she tells that to everyone btw). She is always there for me when I need love, support, and encouragement. Plus she's pretty, too :). Oh yeah Batman, Dr. McNinja, Carmen Electra, George Carlin, and Jim Gaffigan.

My Blog

Are you there Joe? Its me, Bri.

Moving really blows. Especially when you have to leave lots of people you love behind at once. So then you're stuck missing all of these people now on top of all the other people you were missing alre...
Posted by R2 Bri2 on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:25:00 PST

Heres your final notice.

Would anyone else like to quit on me? Please, step up. That’d be the EASY thing to do now wouldn’t it? On that note, here’s a list I’ve compiled of things people...
Posted by R2 Bri2 on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 12:38:00 PST

Bum karma.

As I was walking into a Valero to get some cigarettes, this homeless guy saw that the bottom railing of my car on my driver's side was hanging down almost dragging in the road and said he'd fix it for...
Posted by R2 Bri2 on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 02:39:00 PST

Economy size dreams of hope.

I know I've been kinda scarce. I still think about all of you guys and how much I miss you a lot. I'll be back in Abilene the weekend of the 16th so holla atcha girl. I've been pretty busy with work a...
Posted by R2 Bri2 on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 03:37:00 PST

Boys don’t deserve poetry.

Tell me there's greener grass, that my meadow's gone dry. Tell me my star doesn't twinkle as big as the one in her eye. I'd rather you tell me you still think classic rock is total shit. Just don't le...
Posted by R2 Bri2 on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 02:32:00 PST

Ghosts, acoustic guitar, cholos, an accident and SXSW.

Its been 2 weeks today since I've been in Austin and it already feels like 2 months. I don't know what it is. Can't put my finger on it. There is just some kind of different feel here. I totally love ...
Posted by R2 Bri2 on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 04:15:00 PST

Soups on!

The food of champions. Don't you want to be a champion? ...
Posted by R2 Bri2 on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 04:03:00 PST

I own leather sleeves.

Well its my fourth night in Austin. So far its been great. The people, the food, the places. I can't wait to get more familiar with everything. I"m doing pretty well I think. Its not as difficult...
Posted by R2 Bri2 on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 04:19:00 PST

Austin, ho!

I'm going to be moving to Austin in 2 weeks! I am absolutely thrilled and it couldn't have happened at a better time. I have been working towards this goal for a while now. Things are finally happenin...
Posted by R2 Bri2 on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 06:29:00 PST

Best. Birthday. Ever.

Not because of presents. Not because of cake (although Hannah did get me a cute pink one <3). It was because of friends. Thanks to all of you who called/texted/commented or saw me today. Its great to ...
Posted by R2 Bri2 on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:31:00 PST