Ozzy, the one that gets all of the hot chicks...

About Me

You are The Sun

Happiness, Content, Joy.

The meanings for the Sun are fairly simple and consistent.

Young, healthy, new, fresh. The brain is working, things that were muddled come clear, everything falls into place, and everything seems to go your way.

The Sun is ruled by the Sun, of course. This is the light that comes after the long dark night, Apollo to the Moon's Diana. A positive card, it promises you your day in the sun. Glory, gain, triumph, pleasure, truth, success. As the moon symbolized inspiration from the unconscious, from dreams, this card symbolizes discoveries made fully consciousness and wide awake. You have an understanding and enjoyment of science and math, beautifully constructed music, carefully reasoned philosophy. It is a card of intellect, clarity of mind, and feelings of youthful energy.

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Bunny kneeling to the power of my METAL!

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OKTOBERFEST!
Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC
"Back in black, I hit the sack,
I've been too long, I'm glad to be back"
Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos.
But each time you stage your comeback, it's even better than the last!
Gentlemen and Ladies.. I present to you the "Ladder Theory". Here it is bitches.. read up and learn THE LADDER (click on me)
Beware, gentlemen... lest you become an intellectual whore!
^^Oh Shit.. Here comes the trouble!
P I M P
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Social Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

My Interests

Thinking, learning, doing, going, rocking, fucking, arriving, creating, destroying, leaving, playing, venting, and sleeping.

I'd like to meet:

The people I'm supposed to meet, honest entities with far greater awareness than myself, someone who can teach me something awesome, ladies who liketh the sex with me, people from my past, people who like to travel, and maybe a few people who I'd find interesting. No one else.

Music:

What I DON'T like: Pop Country and your friend's shitty emo band.

Movies:

Old and new, I probably like it..

Television:

Rots your brain

Books:

As needed.

Heroes:

Be your own fucking hero!

My Blog

Engines of Creation

For all of my 27 years of existence, there have only been a handful of bands that I follow. Usually, with most groups, I listen from album to album and take what I like away from the experience ...
Posted by Ozzy, the one that gets all of the hot chicks... on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 01:05:00 PST

Jumpstart the Jezebel and other hypnopompic experiences

Okay. Its time to reflect. A lot has happened in two weeks. a) Money was made. b) Near-hits that may have yet undetermined consequential homing qualities c) Resolution of...
Posted by Ozzy, the one that gets all of the hot chicks... on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 12:31:00 PST

Beast from the East

After many a beer, many a dance, many a hug, and a belly full of cheese steak, the wonderous creature that I like to refer to as "myself" has returned to the West from Illadelphia. The wedding ...
Posted by Ozzy, the one that gets all of the hot chicks... on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 10:25:00 PST

Eastbound Hellfire

An evil beast is returning to Philly... In order to help join the benevolent and loving McMikester in the holy bound of matrimony with the lovely Melissa I shall make my unholy presence felt in ...
Posted by Ozzy, the one that gets all of the hot chicks... on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 01:27:00 PST

A Message to You

Did you know how amazing you are? Did you know that your weaknesses overshadow your strengths because you are afraid to show yourself? Drop your mirror...Drop your hang-ups...Drop your excuses...
Posted by Ozzy, the one that gets all of the hot chicks... on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 01:26:00 PST

The Aftermath

I awoke in darkness. Emptiness is groping every crevice of my body, penetrating my very essence. I feel sweat creeping down my forehead like a spider in the night. It has r...
Posted by Ozzy, the one that gets all of the hot chicks... on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 01:54:00 PST

Sexual

...frustration sucks... A LOT... I'm constantly surrounded by virtual vaginas that pass ethereally through my fingers and past my tongue... I think I'm going to go down the street and thrust a jackham...
Posted by Ozzy, the one that gets all of the hot chicks... on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 08:20:00 PST

Invisible Stranger

As I press the iron into my chest, I breathe. I peer up at the stripes, the convivial ones that I happend to walk by. I grip hard and pull the cold metal deeper into my bosom. I rise...
Posted by Ozzy, the one that gets all of the hot chicks... on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 10:37:00 PST

Dear Diary..

Dear Fluffy Pink Diary,There is so much hate and pain in the world. Everyone is suffering and I'm not doing anything about it. I am such a crappy person and it makes me so sad. Like ...
Posted by Ozzy, the one that gets all of the hot chicks... on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 09:08:00 PST

A fucking bat in the belfrey.. Part I

It's 06/06/06 and Satan didn't come riding on a fiery horse or anything (wow, go figure).. anyways, I figured in the spirit of things I would begin the recount of what happend to me last Sunday: ...
Posted by Ozzy, the one that gets all of the hot chicks... on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 11:16:00 PST