Sir LAnce C... - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Boy I got a def posse you got a bunch a dudes Your broke cold crying about the rock man blues

My Interests

What ever pays my bills....like Bill, my bookie, and Bill, my bartender

I'd like to meet:

someone thats not trying to sell me somethingandtres leches cake....mmmmmmmmaaaahgagh

Music:

brown liquor music

Movies:

Crouching Thai-Girl~ Hidden Drag-queen, Scar-Facial, The Nutting Proffesor, Tit Antic, Foreskin Gump, James Bondage: The Man with a Golden Shower, Charlies Anals, Lord of the Cock Rings, Whore of the Worlds, Pulp Friction, American History SeX, Armaged-it-on, Beauty and the Breast, Shanghai Poon, Pearl Necklace Harbor, Chronicles of Red-Dick, Robocock, Full Metal Jack-off, Oceans 11-some,...ahh enough with that, eeeh 1 more, Roots 2: Kunta the Hiphop Years and my debut youtube video thanx to my sherry my faery

Television:

wheres the remote?

Books:

checkbooks and matchbooks

Heroes:

panty-wetters, Monkey Wrenchers,bar-tenders, Nagano of Ninja Warrior, Val-Rod and the Toe-nana...r.i.p: rodney dangerfield and Roger troutman .. REST IN PEACE MR. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

My Blog

for the smokers

Three of the four elements are shared by all creatures, but fire was a gift to humans alone. Smoking cigarettes is as intimate as we can become with fire without immediate excruciation. Every smoker i...
Posted by Sir LAnce C... on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 12:33:00 PST

"Epiphany" (a haiku)

Ohhh, she wants me to love her, the way she would love her, if she were me.- Kent Foreman
Posted by Sir LAnce C... on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 11:07:00 PST

Genius Waitress

Of the genius waitress, I now sing. Of hidden knowledge, buried ambition, and secret sonnets scribbled on cocktail napkins; of aching arches, ranting cooks, condescending patrons, and eyes diverted f...
Posted by Sir LAnce C... on Fri, 11 May 2007 02:35:00 PST