The Wackazoid and the Presidential Race |
The Wackazoid is a superdelegate. He represents voters from Planet Wackazoid, where the two candidates are Party and Extreme. They both win every time. He got this position by taking ten normal delega...
Posted by Wackazoid on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 02:47:00 PST |
The Wackazoid in the NCAA Tournament |
The Wackazoid was the first 16 seed to beat a 1 seed. He played 1 on 5 the whole time. The score was 999 to -2. He didn’t score 1000 so as not to embarass the other team. Then he took them out f...
Posted by Wackazoid on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:28:00 PST |
The Book of Wackazoid |
The Book of Wackazoid was one of the original books of the Bible. It talked about being nice to poor people and surfing. Church fathers took it out in the 1100s due to graphic details of the Wackazoid...
Posted by Wackazoid on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:05:00 PST |
Are You A Truck? |
I often get asked, "Is the Wackazoid a truck?"
No.
Here's answers to rarely asked questions of the Wackazoid-
Can the Wackazoid do my taxes? The Wackazoid will do your taxes once you can write o...
Posted by Wackazoid on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 09:27:00 PST |
New Years on Planet Wackazoid |
Before the planet partied so hard that it blew up, New Years on Planet Wackazoid was a big deal. Instead of dropping a ball at midnight, they made two asteroids have sex. That's why comets exist.
Posted by Wackazoid on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 05:01:00 PST |
Help the Wackazoid can provide |
If your fraternity house is about to be evicted by the crusty old dean and you need to raise a bunch of money to save the house, the Wackazoid will be there to throw a party to raise the money. ...
Posted by Wackazoid on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 09:35:00 PST |
Wackazoid the director |
The Wackazoid directed the "Two Girls, One Cup" video.
Posted by Wackazoid on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 02:54:00 PST |
Building the Wackazoid |
If you try to build a love machine, you'll end up with the Wackazoid.
Posted by Wackazoid on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 10:43:00 PST |
Wackazoid & the mean bully |
The Wackazoid struck down Ryan Whitlock for always picking on Don Pitz in the forth grade.
Posted by Wackazoid on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 08:45:00 PST |
Wackazoid & Friendster |
This one time, the Wackazoid decided Friendster was dumb. Everybody heard this and stopped using it and came to Myspace and Facebook. Tom was turning around to talk to the Wackazoid when his profile p...
Posted by Wackazoid on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 10:36:00 PST |
