GUTLOCKER. profile picture

GUTLOCKER.

About Me

hailing from origins unknown, GUTLOCKER materialized into the grammy award-winning, top-of-the-charts band we have all become familiar with today. from their early beginnings as two sets of siamese twins, their respective separations left the three girls and one brad with a yearning for something other than shared buttcheeks and bladders-- MUSICK.

one member is drunk and myspacing at work right now. i would venture to say that this is the actual reason for GUTLOCKER's myspace formation. duh.

MAD, BAD, AND DANGEROUS TO KNOW--
YO.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 27/03/2007
Band Members: dear person of various color/creed:

Mary Denman--- bangs stuff (women, men, drums), Carly Dorsey--- taps things (asses, kegs, keyboards), Andrea Markel--- picks stuff (boogers, heartstrings, git-ar) and is the current crooner, and Brad Fowler--- strums, hums, is an all-around diva!

THE END
Influences: tequila, rolling rock, vino, pink champagne, valium, weedz, chris rusk, john clacx and his ample-fryer, sunflower seeds (in the shell), and those cute little kitties.
Sounds Like: the first hatchlings of springtime/your first time.

and this:

(i blew that out my butt)
Record Label: Dicktits Unltd.
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

The item has been deleted


Posted by on