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wet confetti

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About Me

We all have a mutual hate for babies and kids....We met at an anti baby rally and fell in love. Our music is inspired by our hatred for children....Seriously we even hated ourselves as kids. Look at those pictures to the left of this...DISGUSTING!

wet confetti - sorry dinosaur

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Music:

Member Since: 7/4/2004
Band Website: wetconfetti.com
Band Members: Alberta Poon - vocals, bass six, keytar ...Likes: Nerds on a rope Dislikes: tall white people

Daniel Grazzini - guitar, keys, vocals ...Likes: Ebay Dislikes: Craigslist

Mike Mckinnon - drums, spoons, djembe. ...Likes: cheesy gordita crunches Dislikes: asians

LIVE @ SATYRICON IN PORTLAND, OR

Influences: Alberta: crash test dummies ugly kid joe, silver chair, local H, better than ezra, chumbawumba, dishwalla, natalie imbruglia, jars of clay, bif naked, our lady peace, poe, semisonic, the verve. ------Daniel: Gloria Estefan and the Miami Sound Machine.--------Mike: celtic crossroads, asian lounge, afropop.
Sounds Like: pet spaghetti, dickhole eddie, met old bettie, get real sweaty.
Record Label: whats a label?
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

CHECK OUT OUR NEW BAND! you heard me...

ya we started a new band called Reporter. request us so we're not so lonely...here's the link or its Wet Confetti's top friend. http://myspace.com/reporterband
Posted by wet confetti on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 08:07:00 PST

Tour journal...good stories!

hey everyone,we got asked to do a tour diary for Willamette Week's local cut. There are some pretty amazing stories, pictures and footage so you should check it out. Below are the links to each sepera...
Posted by wet confetti on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:49:00 PST

Spin.com feature!

hey we got featured today in Spin.com "Hey this is Awesome!" section. check out the link for articlehttp://www.spin.com/features/heythisisawesome/2006/11 /061122_wetconfetti
Posted by wet confetti on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 03:16:00 PST

Susan Kuhnhausen is our hero!

If you haven't heard in the news already.....we have a new hero to look up to. Her name is Susan Kuhnhausen and she is an Emergency room nurse here in our wonderful Portland Oregon. For those of you w...
Posted by wet confetti on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 01:27:00 PST

Grizzly Bear attack in Eugene!

Well where do we begin.....On Friday we played in Eugene with the Thermals and lets just say the night was interesting. First off it started out with a 3 1/2 hour car ride to even get to Eugene due to...
Posted by wet confetti on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 11:38:00 PST

The Geraldo Update......

When I, Geraldo Rivera last reported on Wet Confetti, they had decided not to break up after 1500 Myspace friends and to go for the gold. The gold being 2500 friends on Myspace. Well being an avid Wet...
Posted by wet confetti on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 03:43:00 PST

Burn to shine 3!

So the new Burn to Shine is coming out and we are one of the featured bands on it. It premiers this Thursday at the Guild Theater and this Friday at Acme. For those of you not familiar with Burn to Sh...
Posted by wet confetti on Wed, 03 May 2006 10:33:00 PST

Amazing news for us!

So we have amazing news! we are going to be recording our next album with none other than Dave Allen (gang of four) and Mike Cozzi (Shriekback) producing. no this is not a joke....despite how so many ...
Posted by wet confetti on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 02:21:00 PST

LATE BREAKING NEWS!

Portland Oregon's Wet Confetti has retracted their statement that they are going to break up after 1500 friends on myspace. When I met with them earlier this year the band seemed modest and agreeable....
Posted by wet confetti on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 10:45:00 PST

Alberta is going to go to prison soon...

thats right....i am going to kill the next MIDDLE AGED BITCH that fucks with me. Yesterday at fred meyer i was doing some shopping. i needed to get some toothpaste but the aisle was jam packed with pe...
Posted by wet confetti on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 03:17:00 PST