I'd like to meet:
Invincible worthies of unimpeachable quality.
The North American ape.
Alarmingly astute & ambulant adventurers with an appetite for antiquarian antitheses and an antediluvian alacrity for adjudicating atmospheric antipodes appropriately.
Bilious bombastic bombardiers belligerently boasting before the boring bellwethers of the booboisie.
Corinthian cagedancers crudely catalyzing carnelian catastrophes of couture, consequently contradicting the crisp coconut centers of cultural consensus.
Debonair, diffident dachshunds down for deep Delta density despite divergent dendrons of dubious desperation.
Elegant Ephesian elephants and elongated ermines, erstwhile and earnest, enjoying every episodic element engendered en route to eastern eateries.
Fruitful feline frenemies freely finagling fraternal favors from February's favorite fashion faces.
Garrulous gadflies growing gregarious given the gradual gloaming of governmental grimcrackery.
Heavenly harpsichord heroes hewing huge heads from hematite, hearkening homeward to hardy hearths and hardly hurrying heart hums hovering high above the hinterland.
Intrepid ichthyologists investigating incessantly the insipid & ignominious iguanas who ignite igneous icicles of ignorance into impish impudence inevitably imprinting images of idiocy in international ideography insofar as idols isolate individuals invariably inciting infinite & inchoate imitiations of ill-conceived illusions.
Jovial jabberwockies juggling jobs and juicing, justifiably jaded, jamming jaunty jungle jingles jubilantly just as Jupiter's javelins jab jarhead juntas who jeer jazz jockeys jiffy to jump jargon.
Komodo dragons, kimono-clad, kissing kale, kept kindly by knowing keepers of Kentucky's kludgy kleptocracy.
Leaping lephrechauns, livid and lovelorn librarians, listless likeable leopards, liquid lemurs of love, lamenting lovely loaves lost to lofty lunatics, last Lent, less likely to lob lusty language or list lass luck loquaciously like lollygagging lunch lads lifting limp leaf lettuce & liver larb lavash into lightheaded ligaments loaded low with lodestones of lack.
Minstrels of merry masterpieces, morphing magical mirrors & manifesting monstrous mounds of mouthwatering minestrone munched and masticated moodily in the micro-mandibles of miniscule minnows, making muffled minuets of matchless marvel mysteriously.
Nifty nabobs nursing nascent nightmares of naught, nervous and nimble in nullification, never naming nothing not normal.
Optimistic Ophelias from Opelousas organizing onsets of occasional odysseys outside of opprobrium or offering outstanding opportunities of overtly occult ontological opulence, oddball, offbeat, organic, ordinarily outre!
Playful platonic platypuses prying precious pyrite pyramids presumably perfectly from porous, pyroclastic pylons pushed past pre-existing philosophies predating prehistoric prehensile puffery, perhaps putting posthumous pressure upon paleozoic panderers of pre-9/11 pillaging plumbers positively promoting plainclothes plundering of previously prohibited places pleasing to punitively pardoned presidents protecting personal pastiches of perversity perforce preordained purely by political philanderers producing pathetic pageants of primarily purposeless, pointless pathos.
Quotidian questioners of questionable quotes, quarreling quaintly, quibbling quite quickly qua quizzical quacks quaffing quicksilver.
Respectful river riders requisitioning royal regalia regretlessly, righteously retiring repressive regiments of ruthless Robespierrean reptilian ribaldry, restoring a rubric of rhyme, rudder, ration & reason to rising riparian readership, regardless of race, right, or respectability.
Sundry sequined surly strawberry snatchers striding swiftly side by side superlative swaggering swanky swans stencilling surreal, spirited Sasquatch sketches surreptitiously sweetening senseless sentences with sprightly spunky sorrowless strength surrounded surely in supreme sympathy.
Tawdry travelling tortoises teetering two by two towards twin tomorrows tacked twain to thundering tunnels of torrential tribulation trembling with tearful triumph till terrible tigers tear through tarps tied tightly thereby tackling the temerous trap trusted timelessly by too timid teens.
Ululating umlauts unseen under unkempt unicorn uniforms, utterances universally understood unto ubiquitous uber users.
Vociferous Venusian visitors vigorously and viviaciously vindicating a veritable vaudevillian victory versus the vainglorious veneer of vile verisimilitude and vapid, vegetative ventriloquy vested viciously & vicariously via voluntary vivisection.
Whitebred WASPs wooing wistfully when western willows wilt, while weary whippoorwills warble wantonly, wasted wonders wandering willfully where warriors were.
Xeno the xylophonist.
Zingels zonally zipping in zesty zygal zephyrs.
In short, good people.
oh, and I don't want to meet anybody who's profile picture leads me to some bizarre kink dating site. I don't want to meet anybody who is involved with "pic-swapping" or webcam sites. Nor do I want to meet anybody whose profile picture is themselves in a skimpy bathing suit or thong, presenting themselves as some sort of bait. You guys are all the lazy, uncreative sludge that makes the internet boring.
Music:
Public Enemy, Janis, Johnny Cash, Dolly Parton, Willie Nelson, Hank Williams, Lucinda Williams, Old Crow Medicine Show, Pete Seeger, Dan The Automator, Del, The Dead Kennedys, The Flaming Lips, AC/DC, Captain Beefheart, Bob Wills & The Texas Playboys, Bill Monroe, Bob Marley, The Doors, The Clash, Velvet Underground, Gangstarr, Run DMC, Tchaikowsky, Mozart, A Tribe Called Quest, Jane's Addiction, Aretha Franklin, Nat King Cole, Duke Ellington, Manu Chao, Gogol Bordello, Lyrics Born, Blackalicious, The Band, Tool, Eagles of Death Metal, Woody Guthrie, George Gershwin, Charles Mingus, Emir Kusturica & The No Smoking Orchestra, Quannum MCs, Jimi Hendrix, DJ Shadow, DJ Q-Bert, Anticon, Alternative Tentacles, Fugazi, Mano Negra, Radio Bemba Sound System, Lee Scratch Perry, Le Tigre, KRS One, Captain Beefheart, The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black, The Gun 'N' Doll Show, Green Day, The Beatles, Kathleen Hanna, Bikini Kill, GWAR, Devotchka, Sweet Crude Bill & The Lighthouse Nautical Society.
Movies:
Black Orpheus, Mutiny on the Bounty, Lawrence of Arabia, Black Cat - White Cat, Underground, Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, Underground, Chunking Express, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Festival Express, The Abyss, Fistful of Dollars, Wild at Heart, Tampopo, The Mystery of Rampo, Shaolin Soccer, Run Lola Run, Looney Tunes, My Own Private Idaho
Television:
CounterCulture Hour
Saturdays @ 6:30pm
Cable Channel 29 San Francisco
hosted by Vale of Re/Search Publications
Get game codes for your MySpace
Books:
All Bibles or sacred codes have been the causes of the following Errors.
1. That Man has two real existing principles Viz: a Body & a Soul.
2. That Energy, call'd Evil, is alone from the Body, & that Reason, call'd Good, is alone from the Soul.
3. That God will torment Man in Eternity for following his Energies.
But the following Contraries to these are True
1. Man has no Body distinct from his Soul for that call'd Body is a portion of Soul discern'd by the five Senses, the chief inlets of Soul in this age
2. Energy is the only life and is from the Body and Reason is the bound or outward circumference of Energy.
3 Energy is Eternal Delight
Proverbs of Hell.
In seed time learn, in harvest teach, in winter enjoy.
Drive your cart and your plow over the bones of the dead.
The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.
Prudence is a rich ugly old maid courted by Incapacity.
He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
The cut worm forgives the plow.
Dip him in the river who loves water.
A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees.
He whose face gives no light, shall never become a star.
Eternity is in love with the productions of time.
The busy bee has no time for sorrow.
The hours of folly are measur'd by the clock, but of wisdom: no clock can measure.
All wholsom food is caught without a net or a trap.
Bring out number weight & measure in a year of dearth.
No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
A dead body revenges not injuries.
The most sublime act is to set another before you.
If the fool would persist in his folly he would become wise.
Folly is the cloke of knavery.
Shame is Prides cloke.
Prisons are built with stones of Law, Brothels with bricks of Religion.
The pride of the peacock is the glory of God.
The lust of the goat is the bounty of God.
The wrath of the lion is the wisdom of God.
The nakedness of woman is the work of God.
Excess of sorrow laughs. Excess of joy weeps.
The roaring of lions, the howling of wolves, the raging of the stormy sea, and the destructive sword, are portions of eternity too great for the eye of man.
The fox condemns the trap, not himself.
Joys impregnate. Sorrows bring forth.
Let man wear the fell of the lion. woman the fleece of the sheep.
The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship.
The selfish smiling fool, & the sullen frowning fool shall be both thought wise, that they may be a rod.
What is now proved was once only imagin'd.
The rat, the mouse, the fox, the rabbet; watch the roots; the lion, the tyger, the horse, the elephant, watch the fruits.
The cistern contains: the fountain overflows.
One thought fills immensity.
Always be ready to speak your mind, and a base man will avoid you.
Every thing possible to be believ'd is an image of truth.
The eagle never lost so much time, as when he submitted to learn of the crow.
The fox provides for himself. but God provides for the lion.
Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night.
He who has suffer'd you to impose on him knows you.
As the plow follows words, so God rewards prayers.
The tygers of wrath are wiser than the horses of instruction.
Expect poison from the standing water.
You never know what is enough unless you know what is more than enough.
Listen to the fools reproach! it is a kingly title!
The eyes of fire, the nostrils of air, the mouth of water, the beard of earth.
The weak in courage is strong in cunning.
The apple tree never asks the beech how he shall grow; nor the lion, the horse, how he shall take his prey.
The thankful reciever bears a plentiful harvest.
If others bad not been foolish, we should be so.
The soul of sweet delight can never be defil'd.
When thou seest an Eagle, thou seest a portion of Genius. lift up thy head!
As the catterpiller chooses the fairest leaves to lay her eggs, so the priest lays his curse on the fairest joys.
To create a little flower is the labour of ages.
Damn braces: Bless relaxes.
The best wine is the oldest, the best water the newest.
Prayers plow not! Praises reap not!
Joys laugh not! Sorrows weep not!
The head Sublime, the heart Pathos, the genitals Beauty, the hands & feet Proportion.
As the air to a bird or the sea to a fish, so is contempt to the contemptible.
The crow wish'd every thing was black, the owl, that every thing was white.
Exuberance is Beauty.
If the lion was advised by the fox. he would be cunning.
Improvement makes strait roads, but the crooked roads without Improvement, are roads of Genius.
Sooner murder an infant in its cradle than nurse unacted desires.
Where man is not, nature is barren.
Truth can never be told so as to be understood, and not be believ'd.
Enough! or Too much.
Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained; and the restrainer or reason usurps its place & governs the unwilling.
And being restrain'd it by degrees becomes passive till it is only the shadow of desire.
The ancient Poets animated all sensible objects with Gods or Geniuses, calling them by the names and adorning them with the properties of woods, rivers, mountains, lakes, cities, nations, and whatever their enlarged & numerous senses could percieve.
And particularly they studied the genius of each city & country, placing it under its mental deity;
Till a system was formed, which some took advantage of & enslav'd the vulgar by attempting to realize or abstract the mental deities from their objects: thus began Priesthood;
Choosing forms of worship from poetic tales.
And at length they pronounc'd that the Gods had order'd such things.
Thus men forgot that All deities reside in the human breast.
- from "The Marriage of Heaven and Hell" by William Blake
Heroes:
My mom, Hernandez Brothers, Dan Clowes, JFK, Martin Luther King Jr., Wilhelm Reich, Arhundati Roy, Emperor Norton, SRL, Vale, Mark Pauline, Jello Biafra, Terrence McKenna, Alan Watts, Stanley Kubrick, G.I. Gurdjieff, Peter Lamborn Wilson, Paul Foster Case, Timothy Leary, Aleister Crowley, Austin Osman Spare, Alan Moore, Semiotexte, Hakim Bey, Autonomedia, AK Press, Bob Black, Church of the Subgenius, Ivan Stang, Robert Anton Wilson, Steve Jackson