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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People that are willing to support live comedy, and comedians. People that appreciate a Dark sense of humor. And those that are open to being invited to comedy shows in which I may be performing all across the country, but probably in Dayton and Cincinnatti, OH.People that have bought my new book!What is a Limerick? : Limericks and Other Poems: With a Bonus Section: The Book of Nonsense By Edward LearLook for it at www.authorhouse.com author: Jonathan Bryant Dean

Books:

What is a LimerickWritten by me, is that too vain?

Heroes:

My father, Franklin Dean. My Brother Ronald Dean. Other than that, i am really not one for hero worship.

My Blog

I miss Florida.

First there is Anna Nicole Smith kicking the bucket at the Hard Rock Café. She has had more of a boost in press since her death than she was able to get in her pathetic life. She kicks off with a prob...
Posted by jonBoy on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 05:20:00 PST

I am almost through with myspace.(Updated)

Thank you to all of the people that have spread the word about this blog. Karen did leave a comment that this blog is about her, and she appreciates all of your kind words and thoughts. I have updated...
Posted by jonBoy on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 03:13:00 PST

Steve Irwin Croc hunter, killed by a Sting Ray....

The Crocodile Hunter is dead at the age of 44. My thoughts are with his two young children, and his wife Terry. Here is the article I read: http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,20867...
Posted by jonBoy on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 04:29:00 PST

I have Created another profile, so check it out and leave a comment

JonBoy's other Profile  Oh, and you can still visit my myspace and leave comments on my blogs, it will not piss me off at all. I will also have a video posted soon! JonBoy JonBoy is an insane po...
Posted by jonBoy on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 03:18:00 PST

Survivor is Racist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I said it....

This season they are dividing the teams by race in an attempt to show which race is superior! Sounds a little like Joseph Mengele to me, but who am I to judge... I am a comic! That is who I ...
Posted by jonBoy on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 06:10:00 PST

My first War Protest Poem and others that are not

War?Jonathan Bryant DeanImagine my penultimate frustration,Over the location of such agitation, Such Degradation,With no foundation,The purported defense of our nation.   A Tax for Attacks (*Doub...
Posted by jonBoy on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 01:05:00 PST

My Little Brother is in the News, in a Good Way!

I remember when he was a thorn in my side, I never saw the rose that he was trying to give me. I am proud of my brother, so I am sharing this article with all of my myspace friends that care to read i...
Posted by jonBoy on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 06:41:00 PST

Some more Limericks and a new poem about Friends

SLEEPJonathan Bryant DeanWe know another word for sleeping is slumber, Fitting since after sleep I wake with lumber, Lumber is wood, And wood is good, Lumber, wood, copper, materials of a plumber.Ver...
Posted by jonBoy on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 01:17:00 PST

Limericks that I have written

I like odd forms of poetry, like the Double Limerick- DOUBLE LIMERICKJonathan Bryant DeanYou can write a poem bout most any clichĂ©,The subject can be of any known topic,Even about dance moves as ...
Posted by jonBoy on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 03:13:00 PST

Haiku vs Senryu (Gesundheidt!)

What I Need(Hai-ku or Sen-ryu = Gesund-heidt!)Jonathan DeanHaircut, Money, nice Car,I have a Good paying JobBut feel I need more.House Cat friendly dog,I have enough to live wellBut feel I need more.G...
Posted by jonBoy on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 01:51:00 PST