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WHOREMOANS

THIS AIN'T A SCENE.

About Me

BERTIE
POLLY
SOPHIE
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THE WHOREMOANS DJ @
Get Loaded Festival on Clapham Common, Insomniacs @ SE1, Carling Islington Academy + Bar Academy, Barfly, Scala, Turnmills, Marquee, Elbow Rooms, 333, Macbeth, 93 Ft East, Rhythm Factory, Nambucca, Koko, Old Blue Last, 43 South Molton St, Tommy Flynns, Catch 22.. ETC ETC
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THE WHOREMOANS solved the problem of being underage when the closest you get to clubbing is downing a can of White Lightening and rapidly flicking your bedroom lights on and off. They banded together to become DJing prodigies - scoring weekly bookings at nightclubs like Koko, Scala and 333 - and watched the velvet ropes melt away. School chums Bertie, Polly and Sophie have now been mixing their tastes on the decks for nigh on two years, "It helped to get in if you say you're djing," says Bertie "but you do need your records. They do check". Jaded before they were legal, the trio spin to stave off disco ennui. "Part of the fun of it was getting allowed in," sighs a world-weary Bertie "but once you're there, it can be pretty dull." Old before their time, catch them before they retire to Florida. - i-D MAGAZINE
THE WHOREMOANS: Does she really? Firstly I doubt these girls are whores but by christ they moan! I have heard them (glass to the wall actually helps!) Daddy was once linked to bertie with a slanderous rumour that was completely untrue..... still, it doesnt hurt to dream does it?! Forget that bull shit, they can actually DJ very well! Worth the entrance fee alone. - Daddy I Want a Wristband

My Interests

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Music:

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DAFT PUNK
FAITHLESS
DEVO
BLU CANTRELL
FANNY PACK
THREE SIX MAFIA
BUSTA RHYMES
WILEY
TEPR
CAZALS
UMLAUT
MODESELEKTOR
FALLACY
THE KNIFE
PRINCE
VAN HALEN
ETC ETC