Born during Sunday dinner some winters ago to Betty Boo and Harold Ramis, Matthew made his parents proud by selling both kidneys to raise money for charity and then as a fourteen year old by coming runner-up in an under 6 colouring competion. Since then he has retired from colouring in. You can now catch Matthew, or as he's known to his friends- Matthew, at the sealife centre.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSfLF - The Survey
Name: Matty
Birthday: 27/11/1988
Birthplace: Middlesbrough
Current Location: In a cave with bin Laden
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown like cack and shit
Height: 6 ft 3
Right Handed or Left Handed: I use my toes to write
Your Heritage: Smoggie
The Shoes You Wore Today: Reebok Classic hi-top pumps
Your Weakness: Lewis' silent and violent seduction
Your Fears: Cookers and thorns
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Shag Rory
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Mong
Thoughts First Waking Up: Is that sticky stuff in my jama bottoms cum??
Your Best Physical Feature: Supple breasts
Your Bedtime: After my dad milks me
Your Most Missed Memory: Shitting in bath tubs
Pepsi or Coke: Whatevers on offer
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Any will do
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: My own wee
Do you Smoke: No, do you?
Do you Swear: Even though it's naughty
Do you Sing: I spit some licks, yes
Do you Shower Daily: Indeed
Have you Been in Love: Apparently no
Do you want to go to College: I am there
Do you want to get Married: Yes, and tick the boxes
Do you belive in yourself: Some things, like eating 2 foot longs at Subway
Do you get Motion Sickness: When playing dizzy dolls
Do you think you are Attractive: I think I resemble the elephant man
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: I do
Do you play an Instrument: Not anymore
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I have but still nobody took advantage of me
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I sniffed prick stick and snorted sherbet if that counts?!
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, all be it a shit one (Grafton Centre)
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but had 5 Twixes today
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Sorry I'm English, not Japanese
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: I could have been if someone will just go out with me, please!!!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Fortunately for you, no, but I will show you my pubes if you ask
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No, I just don't pay for things
Ever been Drunk: I think I am now
Ever been called a Tease: A twat, but never a tease
Ever been Beaten up: Not badly
Ever Shoplifted: When I was 3
How do you want to Die: Stabbed with a comb
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Big
What country would you most like to Visit: China maybe, or just go to Skegness
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blood shot
Favourite Hair Color: Brown or blonde
Short or Long Hair: Nice
Height: Not too big, not too small
Weight: Not too fat, not too thin
Best Clothing Style: Individual/ Lily Allen style/ Irish gypsy/ naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: Just not a smack head
Number of CDs I own: Don't care
Number of Piercings: Not loads in taccy places
Number of Tattoos: None or a few nice little one's
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Just the sex change
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