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luke

i got syphilis, stage 3 syphilis...from a monkey

About Me

the reason i am alive is cos my mam and dad could claim tax credits. i don't mind, i get pocket money once a week, they give me £3.50. its proper class. i can buy either 7 cans of coke or better yet i can get 11 mars bars. how fucking class is that? it is the bizzle.

My Interests

telly
music
food
charity shops
ebay

I'd like to meet:

Ishmael

Music:

Bands: The Beatles, Larrikin Love, The Young Knives, Dustins Bar Mitzvah, Vincent Vincent and the Villains, Dr Filth, Dirty Pretty Things, Bromhead's Jacket, BabyShambles, The Holloways, Maximo Park, The Kooks, The Long Blondes, Ox Eagle Lion Man, Mystery Jets, The More Assured, The Libertines, The Doors, Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly, The Doors, Box Car Racer, Blink 182, Klaxons, Matisyahu, REM, Panic! At the Disco, Les Incompetents, Los Campesinos! Led Zep, Mars Volta, Linkin Park, SR-71, Sum 41, Good Shoes, SOAD, Journey, Blood Red Shoes, Kansas, Def Leppard, Bon Jovi, The Pipettes, Fallout Boy, The Maccabees, Mumm Ra, Death From Above 1979, Free, SR-71, Blondie, The View, Busted, Bombay Bicycle Club, Distrubed, Forward Russia, Count Cacolac, Fear of Flying, Video Nasties, Hot Club de Paris, Oasis, Tapes 'n Tapes, Cajun Dance Party, The Horrors, The Tubes, Boyz II Men, Sum 41, Shitdisco, CSS, Oxford glamour models, The Nudes, Noisettes, Rumblestrips, Tommy Gay
Solo Artists: Gavin DeGraw, Patrick Wolf, Ryan Adams, Bob Dylan, Sebastian Clark, Andrew WK, Jamie T, The Streets, Kate Nash, Peggy Sue and the Pirates, Lily Allen, Laura Marling, Elvis, Jack Penate, Daniel Flay, Jack Johnson, Jeff Fiorello, Kid Harpoon, JT Lockwood, Pete Lesperance, Jeff Scott Soto, Sam Cooke, Frank Sinatra, Statik, Dean Martin, Plan B, Paulo Nutini, Mark Evans, John Lennon, Sammy Davis Jnr, James Apollo, James Morrison, Elvis Costello, Chris Townsend, Joey DeGraw, Daniel Powter, Elton John, Michael Tolcher, Butch Walker, Marc Broussard, Nat King Cole, Bing Crosby, Fred Astaire, Rob Lamothe, Louis Armstrong, Miles Davis, Lethal Bizzle, Lupen Crook, Snoop Dogg, Kid Carpet, Justin Timberlake, Tom Vek, Chris Austin, Keenan Lawler, Gwen Stefani, Jack Johnson, Marvin Gaye,

Movies:

I am a massive film fan, watch all kinds of films. I love old films, Dr Zhivago is one of the greatest love stories i've ever written/filmed. Casablanca is one of the best films i've ever seen too. I think that older comedies are better than modern ones, things like the Marx brothers and Laurel and Hardy.
Other films i like are

  • Star Wars
  • Indiana Jones
  • Finding Nemo
  • Old School
  • The Ringer
  • Wedding Crashers
  • Ferris Bueller
  • Walk the Line
  • The Majestic
  • Eternal sunshine...
  • Back to the Future
  • South Park the movie
  • Planet of the apes films (the originals)
  • A lot like love
  • Pearl Harbor
  • Schinder’s List
  • Shrek
  • Romeo + Juliet
  • A Hard days night
  • The Green Mile
  • Forrest Gump
  • Goodfellas
  • Friday 1,2 and 3
  • Higher Learning
  • Dr Zhivargo
  • Casablanca
  • Gone with the Wind
  • Some like Hot
  • Television:

    Everybody Loves Raymond Scrubs Band of Brothers Sex and the city That 70's show The Simpsons Futurama King of Queens Family Guy Malcolm in the Middle The News

    Books:

    Anything by Lorenzo Caracttera! Tucker Max, Robert Hamburger and Maddox. Boomer Bible, Blankets (Craig Thompson), Memoirs of a Geisha, College Humor's guide to college.

    Heroes:

    Batman is always a good one. He could have Superman any day of the week, except George Clooney's!! He was weak!

    My Blog

    Ever slipped and fingered yourself?

    Well, this awkward event happend to me this morning! I was getting out of the shower this morning and there was no mat to step out on to, so i just went ahead and got out. It was at this point when i ...
    Posted by 1uke on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 01:20:00 PST

    Gavin DeGraw @ London!

    I just realised that i am one of the few people who didn't write a blog about their experience on that wet friday night so here goes! I got the train into Kings Cross from Ely, i arrived at about 3:30...
    Posted by 1uke on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 03:56:00 PST

    The end of the Bulldog Breed

    I can confirm that this is the end of the Bulldog Breed. We have decided to call it a day after sexual tensions within the band built up! This all came to a boil when Joe tried to kill me after i trie...
    Posted by 1uke on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 01:29:00 PST

    Luke's been away!

    I got back from Scotland yesterday and here are some of the lovely photos i took of my amazing mobile telephone! I got so bored at times that i took photos!This is a picture of our Matty on the way to...
    Posted by 1uke on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 09:27:00 PST

    Electric Gardens

    On sunday me and Matty travelled down to Caterbury for what looked to be the festival of the summer! We left our house at 7:30am for our 2 and a bit hours drive down. It wasn't bad going really until ...
    Posted by 1uke on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 06:46:00 PST

    Fight of the century

    I had a fight tonight with this big fuck off thing with wings!! Don't know what the fuck it was but the fight lasted literally 40 minutes!! It was fucking ruthless!! It came in my room...it was like a...
    Posted by 1uke on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 07:57:00 PST

    Buy Gavin DeGraw's Album!

    This man is a god amongst men! He is one of the greatest singer-songwriters in years. His album is full of amazingly upbeat songs all written by DeGraw himself. To buy Gavin's album press here! ...
    Posted by 1uke on Wed, 17 May 2006 02:51:00 PST

    Little bit drunk

    Hey!Just thought i'd let you know that i got back from the Kooks conert safe and well! And i had a few drinks! Whoops! Think i'm a bit drunk! Should've seen me go! I was crowd surfing and everything. ...
    Posted by 1uke on Tue, 16 May 2006 04:10:00 PST

    We didn't deserve it on the night

    You'd think, Middlesbrough reaching the UEFA cup final would make the players want to play better football but not tonight! They decided that tonight was the night that they decide not to bother! It w...
    Posted by 1uke on Wed, 10 May 2006 02:07:00 PST

    Love verus Lust

    I've been thinking about this topic quite a bit over the last few days when reflecting on past realtionships. I don't know why but i have been but hey, who cares??! Right...i thought it be best if i h...
    Posted by 1uke on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 06:36:00 PST