Amelie |
you have a VERY nice face. Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 20:37:00 GMT |
what a jokes week. |
I like posting my stories on myspace.
Wednesday:Me and Jack went to gay football with Chase. This was fun, mine and Jacks team won, we were the best 2 there, which proves gays cant play ... Posted by on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 17:30:00 GMT |
most bare jokes night ever in my life. |
I set my alarms on Saturday for 11am, 11.15am, 11.30am, 11.45am and 12pm.
Shar was meant to be coming to da endz with me to go to Dickinsons Real Deal at Southborough School. I was going to sell my mu... Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 14:44:00 GMT |
Go on, You Know You Want To. |
1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. ... Posted by on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 06:01:00 GMT |
Alice Charltons on the blob. |
Alice Charlton's on the blob, Doo Da Doo Da
Leo's got a bloody knob, Oh Da Doo Da Day
Make some eggy bread, make some eggy bread,
With Alice's menstruation, Make some eggy bread.
Lyrics ... Posted by on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 14:51:00 GMT |
This is pure lyrical genius. |
Willy Willy Willy, Loman Loman LomanLinda Linda Linda, Loman Loman LomanBiff Biff Biff, Loman Loman LomanHappy Happy Happy, Loman Loman LomanBen Ben Ben, Dover Dover Dover Posted by on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 06:29:00 GMT |
my buff poetry |
I knew she wasn't English 'Cos she spoke it far too well The grammar was goodly And the verbs as they should be And her slang was bang on the bell, So as the language barrier clanged and banged, I cou... Posted by on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 14:54:00 GMT |
The Best Night of my Life. |
I am going to tell you all a story of mine and Chase's Evening at The Rhythm Factory. Chase arrived at my house, at about 7.30. We got the 8.14 train from tolworth, and went to wimbledon and then got ... Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 08:04:00 GMT |