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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I dont know what to write but im very fond of good music and beautiful people.

My Friends are alright too, most of the time.

I like lager too, buy me a Kronenbourg please

I probably think im better than you

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Fit people. Not just meet them but meet my penis with her vagina

My Blog

Amelie

you have a VERY nice face.
Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 20:37:00 GMT

what a jokes week.

I like posting my stories on myspace.     Wednesday:Me and Jack went to gay football with Chase. This was fun, mine and Jacks team won, we were the best 2 there, which proves gays cant play ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 17:30:00 GMT

most bare jokes night ever in my life.

I set my alarms on Saturday for 11am, 11.15am, 11.30am, 11.45am and 12pm. Shar was meant to be coming to da endz with me to go to Dickinsons Real Deal at Southborough School. I was going to sell my mu...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 14:44:00 GMT

Go on, You Know You Want To.

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 06:01:00 GMT

Alice Charltons on the blob.

Alice Charlton's on the blob, Doo Da Doo Da Leo's got a bloody knob, Oh Da Doo Da Day Make some eggy bread, make some eggy bread, With Alice's menstruation, Make some eggy bread.     Lyrics ...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 14:51:00 GMT

This is pure lyrical genius.

Willy Willy Willy, Loman Loman LomanLinda Linda Linda, Loman Loman LomanBiff Biff Biff, Loman Loman LomanHappy Happy Happy, Loman Loman LomanBen Ben Ben, Dover Dover Dover
Posted by on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 06:29:00 GMT

my buff poetry

I knew she wasn't English 'Cos she spoke it far too well The grammar was goodly And the verbs as they should be And her slang was bang on the bell, So as the language barrier clanged and banged, I cou...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 14:54:00 GMT

The Best Night of my Life.

I am going to tell you all a story of mine and Chase's Evening at The Rhythm Factory. Chase arrived at my house, at about 7.30. We got the 8.14 train from tolworth, and went to wimbledon and then got ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 08:04:00 GMT