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Maestra

I am the muffin.

About Me

I still suck my thumb. It satisfies me in ways you could never understand. I wouldn't want you to anyway. When I turn the oldies station on, my knees get weak and I wanna wear my saddle shoes. .. .. 1:25 is still mine EAT. width="425" height="350" .. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.1

My Interests

I am interested in electrons, neutrons and protons. Wanna rub your head on my balloons

I'd like to meet:

Anne Ramsey.

Music:

"There are only two types of music good and bad." Buddy Rich... width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" ..Can uhhhhhhh the mutants at IPECAC get the fuck off their asses and give these girls some gigs?

Movies:

Any legit 80's movie obviously.Hitchcock (any).Audition.A Night on Earth.Häxan.La Maschera Del Demonio.Happiness.Slo Mo.Snake Of June.Hurly Burly.Diarios de motocicleta.Swimming Pool.Four Rooms.Blue Velvet.Fire Walk with Me.Eraserhead.Lolita both versions,although the score by Ennio in the newer one is amazing and make my thighs tremble.Fargo.The Big Lebowski.Children of the Revolution. Belle Du Jour. Star Wars (all).Last American Virgin.Any cheesey b movie will get me going.Shane(yes the western).Ghost World.The Hole.Cherish.High Tension.Family Portrait.Buddy Boy.PI.7 Samurai.LIGHT YEARS AKA Gandahar.The Rain movie that only I and Sharleen know about.My Brothers Wife. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.Dot the I.Somersault.Aeon Flux.Diary of a Porn Virgin.

Television:

Wild Boyz,Arrested Development,WONDER SHOWZEN X 79117, history, discovery, animal planet, espn, avoiding the news, Family Guy,ATHF,Sealab,The three stooges,Simpsons, backyardigans, lazytown,The Business, documentaries on sundance, ifc when rollins isn't on there blabbing his mouth. The match Game, Press your luck, Family Feud (Richard Dawson), I want them to bring back "A Small Wonder" or "Mr.Belvedere". The Food Network.

Books:

The one I am writing in.Babbles for Bedtime.

Heroes:

My Dad.My little meatlogger, Jared. Sharleen.Walifangyunga. Kaada, for touching me in all the right places, at all the wrong times... width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

oops I did it again, I ripped my wrinkle.

Here, put it in your mouth and chew on it. It's delicious.   There's something in every atheist, itching to believe, and something in every believer, itching to doubt.  ~Mignon McLaughlin, T...
Posted by Maestra on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:29:00 PST

woof woof

Kyutaro Tender winds above the snow melt many kinds of suffering. "" ^Moromoro no nyami mo kiyun yuki no michi^    ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------...
Posted by Maestra on Wed, 03 May 2006 02:25:00 PST

Sprung Love

I've found a new angle in my brain and Buzzo is drinking coffee with moi.    .. width="425" height="350">..>...
Posted by Maestra on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 05:30:00 PST

Its on TV

I want to give birth to a Sandworm and name him Valerie.
Posted by Maestra on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 09:25:00 PST

I moved to my anus.

  Smack a slut and listen up : Smack Mommy, Uneven Stevens, The Handstands, whippletits, David Bowie, Eyvind Kang, EyE (in all forms), Naked City, John Zorn, Ikue Mori, Fast Forward, Er...
Posted by Maestra on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 05:48:00 PST

And When I think about you I touch myself....

The Old Men Admiring Themselves in the Water   I heard the old, old men say, 'Everything alters, And one by one we drop away.' They had hands like claws, and their knees Were twisted like the old...
Posted by Maestra on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 11:36:00 PST