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Smack Mommy

No one walks a straight line and gets away with it

About Me

These are just jokes.

My Interests

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Member Since: 9/6/2005
Band Members: 8=======D~~~~ you, me, and a whole bunch of tom foolery.
Influences: "this is one of the greatest most misunderstood bands of all time," according to american teen idol producer, Dick Buttkiss. smack mommy came together in 1998, in rae's attic, under the influence of boredom and a darth vader binger. with absolutely no musical talent, a broken 2-string guitar, a 1989 casio keyboard, and fruity loops (thanks nigil), smack mommy was able to create, not one, but two of the most amazing albums of all time. "i'm so excited, i could piss out paris hilton's lazy eye!" - exclaimed rae at the 2002 grammy nominations. "my thighs are quivering in anticipation" -continued sharbo.check back soon for info on the release of our third album, dedicated to the late wally fang-yunga, in 2006
Sounds Like: low budget ween artificially inseminated with lords of acid and gawd. if you dont think we're funny, then fuck off... eh heh...I think ummmm, you shouldn't judge, because if you do, the spaghetti will stick, and you know....Vera Wang hates, sticky noodles.
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