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About Me

No.

My Interests

Music, anti-music, Japan and Japanese history/culture/society, pro wrestling, travel, extreme sports, regular sports, murder/criminology, lots of other stuff but I can't be fucked thinking right now.

I'd like to meet:

Fuck you.

Music:

Clicky clicky . I'm dorky enough to have an online inventory of my record collection. I'm not dorky enough to sit here and type out over a thousand bandnames AGAIN.

Movies:

Cannibal! The Musical, Battle Royale, Koroshiya Ichi, Kill Bill, Ring 1/2/0, Pirates Of The Caribbean, the Monty Python films, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Braindead, Bad Taste, Meet The Feebles... looooaaaads of films, I can't be bothered listing them all...

Television:

Futurama, Scrubs, South Park, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Match Of The Day, so on, so forth, yada yada yada. I actually hardly watch any TV at all... if I like a show, I just buy it when it's released on DVD.

Books:

Terry Pratchett's Discworld series, any non-fiction about murder, Mick Foley's autobiographies...

Heroes:

Yasuko Onuki, Agata, Sabu, Mick Foley, Danny Havoc, Jackie Chan, Masami Akita, Jon Chang, Dave Witte, Mahatma Gandhi, that dude who stood in front of the tanks at Tiananmen Square, Shoko Asahara, the Hashshashin, plenty of other randoms.

My Blog

lyrics

I may not have a band but that's not going to stop me from writing crappy, cliched lyrics for fast hardcore punk style music... steal this shit and I will hunt you down and... laugh in your face for b...
Posted by Teru on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 06:00:00 PST

so, Battle Royale II sucks

So, I finally got around to watching Battle Royale II last night. Yeah, I know I'm a couple of years late... I've actually owned it on DVD since August, but I just got around to it, so bite me.... Now...
Posted by Teru on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 05:36:00 PST

R.I.P. Gojira, Jan. 2006 - Aug. 3, 2006

Okay, so I never actually posted a blog saying I got hamsters. But I did, back in early February. And now, just six months later, one of them is no more. Gojira was always the liveli...
Posted by Teru on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 05:20:00 PST

oh yeah...

...and I get paid tomorrow! I'm gonna have money for the first time in fucking ages!
Posted by Teru on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 01:40:00 PST

the last 4 months in brief...

I haven't posted one of these things in fucking ages, so here's some brief updates: - I graduated and now have a BA with honours in French & Japanese. - I moved back in with my parents after spend...
Posted by Teru on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 01:37:00 PST

...in other news...

I did my Japanese presentation this afternoon (yesterday afternoon? who knows which day is 'today' at 3:30am after zero sleep). Finally, that one's out of the way and done with. As are classes now. Al...
Posted by Teru on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FUCK computers that can't stay on

There are few fucking things more fucking annoying than computers that randomly decide that they want to reset themselves losing you entire fucking sections of your fucking dissertation. I am fucking ...
Posted by Teru on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I really ought to stop leaving work 'til the last minute...

...because it leads to me sitting in the computer rooms all night slinging any old bullshit together. And now I could really do with breakfast, but I could also really do with the two hours or so it'd...
Posted by Teru on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I wonder...

...does anyone actually read my blogs? Probably not. Anyway, yeah. I went paintballing on Saturday. It was great fun, even though I got shot in the head three times, and every time it hit me BETWEE...
Posted by Teru on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

akakakakakakakakak

fucking streeeeeeeess far too much goddamn work to do, and no time to do it in... final years suck, I better not have to resit this bullshit
Posted by Teru on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST