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Emma Z

I aspired toward fasting and abstention. But that alluring roast lamb is just too tempting.

About Me

what i can i say...i'm a balehbusteh

My Interests

i want to let the world know of my abnormal sized pinky toenail(its so small)and it runs in the family ...... i also like....BISCUITS, egg slicers and melon ballers, collecting kitsch, garbage hunting in the fancy neighborhoods, cement trucks, hippos, manatees and pandas, popping bubble wrap, bubble baths, destroying otherwise perfectly iced cakes, dingy joints on corners, smell of laundry and paper coming out of a copy machine, cratfy time, baby feet, mattie, port, smoking jackets and shaving brushes, dressing tables and perfume bottles, cuddling, the way the hangers from the dry cleaners are sticky to ensure the garments won't fall off, toast racks, sock hops, coke floats, blue cheese, good mix tapes, soooouuuulllll musak....misspellings on signs, dance and creating more of my own choreography, philosophy (ralph waldo emerson, cornel west, nietzche) eating cuisines from around the world, cooking with more spice, art (keith haring, frida kahlo, salvador dalí), laughing.....

I'd like to meet:

.. width="425" height="350" ..Who i DONT want to meet, men with no necks who like sports, and women who leave nothing to the imagination on their myspace pictures....

Music:

bjork, pj harvey, jean grae, sun ra, new edition, milli vanilli, bel biv devoe, sigur ros, frankie lymon, the drifters, stevie wonder, big baby jesus (RIP), the smiths, sinead o connor, otis redding, percy sledge, the godfather of soul, arcade fire, modest mouse, bobby zimmerman, dolly parton, lucinda williams, shonen knife, honey as cool, the knife, cyndi lauper, the congos, peter tosh, gregory brown, lee scratch perry, sizzla, trinidad reggae stars Isasha, and Prophet Benjamin, elvis costello, bonnie raitt, beck, burning spear, mary j, gillian welch, L7, portishead, prince, sam cooke, ray charles, muddy waters, leadbelly, beastie boys, ralph stanley, martha wainwright, cat power, devendra banhart, antony and the johnsons, mr bungle, the breeders, the kinks, etta james.....and stuff that makes you say dammnnnnn

Movies:

i shot andy warhol, and most other films lili taylor has been in....

Television:

kids in the hall, cosby show, different world, the young ones, the office, daily show, family guy, simpsons, seinfeld, roseanne, martin, wonder years, law and order, sopranos, weeds, now for the total crap...flavor of love, nip tuck, project runway, sex in the city,

Books:

so far these novels are on the top of my list....invisible man, tree grows in brooklyn, the jungle, native son

Heroes:

Sara Taylor (she always knows what to say), George Walker and Bert Williams, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Emma Goldman, Nina Simone, anyone who wears scrunchies, and neon fanny packs, and nerds, the real passionate ones...not the fake hipster types....

My Blog

hot town summer in the city

all i wanna do in this humidity...... IS stand in front of the AC in my underwear........you should try it
Posted by Paula Nerjam on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 06:41:00 PST

loves it...

preface: for all those who bother to read my blog, i give you full permission to stop reading....as this is yet another complaint..... i love it when i get caught in a downpour wearing a skirt that st...
Posted by Paula Nerjam on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 02:37:00 PST

as the years pass on....

 i get crankier why am i still awake at 3:44 am soggy apricot pit my money gone and the drinks done
Posted by Paula Nerjam on Sun, 28 May 2006 12:48:00 PST

one rough morning....

i'm not doing too hot....this morning consisted of advil for a pounding hangover headache, rolaids for injestion from that two in morning snack of ham and swiss and decongestant for these bi...
Posted by Paula Nerjam on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 07:48:00 PST

its all going downhill from here....

white trash here i come..... ate chicken and drank wine out of a screw top bottle while wearing my bathrobe give me a the curlers, a housedress and my very own trailer oh don't forget the 5 dirty kids...
Posted by Paula Nerjam on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 06:03:00 PST

so i hooked up......

with food...put lips up close to a green olive salad, licked baba ganosh off my fingers, swallowed some juice and finished off the night with some toostie rolls....i didn't even feel the need to cuddl...
Posted by Paula Nerjam on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 11:10:00 PST

God Damn Dog....

came home, ready to kick my socks off, but instead i found a nice pile of shit waiting for me near my bedroom, this is the third time my dog has done this, and the third time ain't no charm ...
Posted by Paula Nerjam on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 02:54:00 PST

HOOO- RAY

Ain't broke no more....i got a job....i hang out on a barge down in Dumbo with an old lady named Olga while classical music is played..... www.bargemusic.org...
Posted by Paula Nerjam on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 02:18:00 PST

jew nose

sapporo beer diamonds on my neck apple flying at my face jew nose bruised dumpster diving discarded banana peel  
Posted by Paula Nerjam on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 04:02:00 PST

flatulency

my farts smell like hamburger helper.....
Posted by Paula Nerjam on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 08:47:00 PST